"Hunter, we need to do something. The boys are out of control," she said.
"I know, Stephanie, but I wasn't much better back then," he answered. "Not until..."
"Until you met me," she finished his sentence.
He placed his hands on her cheeks and leaned in for a kiss. They were interruped by their three sons Roman, Seth and Dean that came in.
"Eeew, gross!" Dean said.
"Dean, you literally fucked three women today but mom and dad kissing is gross?" Seth asked.
"Don't tell them!" Dean said.
"They already know," Roman laughed. "Dad is the biggest god so he knows everything. Right, dad?"
"Right," Hunter said.
Stephanie sighed and looked at her three boys.
"We need to talk about your behaviour," she said.
"What about it?" Seth asked.
"You can't run around like you own everything," she said. "Like you just said, Dean was with three women today. Did they even want to?"
"I'm a god. I can fuck whoever I want out there," Dean said.
"And they don't say no. No one says no to us," Roman said.
"Because they're scared," Stephanie said.
"Because they know their fucking place," Dean grinned.
"Who cares? They're dead. It's just their souls," Seth shrugged.
"Their souls live on here like they did down on earth," Hunter reminded them.
"What I wouldn't give for some real earthly pussy," Dean said.
He grabbed his crotch and made a sound while pushing forward to get his point extra across.
"That's it, Dean!" Roman grinned. "We should totally go down to earth and show the women how good fucking a god is."
"I'm in," Seth grinned too.
"Let's do it. Let's fucking do it," Dean laughed.
"Boys! Boys! Boys!" Hunter raised his voice.
"What? You went too when you were young. You met mom down there," Roman said.
Hunter sighed and looked at his wife. He never knew telling his sons the truth would come back and bite him in the ass.
"I died," Stephanie said.
"Yeah, so? You got up here afterwards," Seth said.
"Because I wanted to," she stroked his cheek. "Humans have choices. They make them while they're alive. They decide which gods to believe in, if any. Hunter told me about this world and I chose to believe in it. I chose to go here with him. Also, his parents allowed it. It's not normal for a god and a human to be together."
"Did it hurt?" He asked.
"I was hit by a train. Yes, it hurt. Most painful experience in my life," she answered.
"Did dad push you?" Dean asked.
"What?" Hunter looked shocked. "No! I went down there, we met and accidents happen. This one just happened at the right time. My father came down and she went with him to be with me."
The three young men looked at each other, nodding and smiling.
"We're going," Roman said.
"You'll have no powers down there," Hunter said.
"What?" Dean asked.
"I'll send you down there but I'll strip you of your powers. If you wanna go home, you call for me and I'll be there. Other than that, you're on your own," Hunter said.
"We don't need powers. We're gods. People already fear us," Seth said.
"Hunter," Stephanie placed a hand on her husband's arm. "Send them down there. Let them learn on their own."
Hunter smiled at his wife. He knew she was right. It was better to push them out there to learn for themselves. They were spoiled brats and it was his fault. His and his wife.
"Fine, off you go," he snapped his fingers.
Roman, Seth and Dean looked around. They were standing in a park surrounded by people. No one seemed to notice them.
"So this is earth," Roman said.
"Why aren't anybody falling to their knees?" Seth asked.
"Maybe they don't recognize us until we're up front," Dean said. "Oh, be still, my throbbing dick. I see my next meal."
He smirked at the sight of a woman with black hair, black lipstick and black eye shadow. His brothers snickered and followed behind as Dean walked over to her.
"Woman, have sex with me!" He demanded.
"Fuck off, creep!" She sneered.
"I'm a god and I demand you to have sex with me right now!" He continued.
"Cesaro!" She called. "This guy is hitting on me and won't take no for an answer."
A bald guy in a red shirt and dark sunglasses walked up to them and grabbed Dean's shirt.
"Are you hitting on my girl?" He asked. "Are you fucking hitting on my girl?"
"I just want sex," Dean tried.
"Paige is my girl!" Cesaro yelled.
He threw a punch at Dean's face and Dean stumbled back in pain. He had never experienced pain before. He felt something dripping from the corner of his mouth and moved his fingers up to touch it.
"You're bleeding," Seth said.
"I can't bleed. I'm a god," Dean said.
"But you're bleeding," Seth said.
"I'm gonna teach this punk a lesson!" Roman growled.
He took a step forward but before he could do or say anything, a woman with strawberry blonde hair stepped in between.
"There you are. And you found him," she pointed at Dean.
"What?" Dean looked confused.
"I'm sorry for the trouble," she smiled at Paige and Cesaro. "My brother is not well. He's in a mental hospital on the open ward and he apparently has managed to trick them into believing he's been taking his medicine which he hasn't and this morning he ran away. Those two are from the hospital. We've been looking for him all day."
Cesaro suddenly looked apologetic and uncomfortable.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit him," he said.
"He's very protective of me," Paige said.
"It's alright. We'll tell the hospital he fell. No one needs to know," the woman said.
She turned around and took a few steps forward to the three men.
"I'm not your brother," Dean said lowly.
"Just go with it," she whispered.
Her light blue eyes begged all three of them to play along. They nodded and followed her as she started walking. Soon they were out of the park, standing on a sidewalk.
"I thought you had a stupid bet going on when you first walked over to her but it quickly got out of control," she said.
"Not a bet. I just wanted sex," Dean said.
"You're fucking weird," she gave him a little smile.
"What's your name?" Seth asked.
"Theodora," she answered.
"Theodora," Roman almost tasted the name. "Different, unusual. I like it. As a thanks for saving my brother, I'll have sex with you any way you want. You get to decide."
"Ehm... Thanks?" She raised her eyebrows. "But no thanks."
"What? You're saying no to a god?" He asked.
"I'm saying no to all of you," she answered. "Good day to you. Try and stay out of trouble."
She started walking away and they followed behind her. She tried to ignore them for a little while but it was impossible. She stopped and turned around to look at them.
"Why are you following me?" She asked.
"We don't know where to go," Seth answered.
"How about home?" She asked.
"We're not giving up already!" Dean gritted his teeth.
"Where do you come from?" She asked.
"Upstairs," Roman pointed towards the heavens. "We're gods."
"What the hell are you tripping on?" She asked. "You know what, forget it. Come with me."
She started walking again and they followed behind. Ten minutes later they walked into a building, up some stairs and into her apartment.
"What is this small space?" Roman asked.
"It's called an apartment," she said. "Into the bedroom. All three of you."
She pushed them into the bedroom and they stared at her queen size bed.
"You have to squeeze a bit but I got a feeling you're very acquainted with each other," she said.
"We're brothers," Roman said.
"Good for you," she said. "Now go to bed."
"Yes!" Dean said.
He jumped up on the bed and pushed his pants and briefs down, giving them all a full view of his dick.
"What the hell are you doing?" She asked.
"Getting ready for sex," he answered.
"I thought you were brothers," she said. "Is this some weird fetish?"
"We're having sex with you," Seth smiled.
"No, you're fucking not!" She raised her voice.
She pinched the bridge of her nose, slowly beginning to wonder if it had been a big mistake taking these three men home.
"You're obviously tripping on something since you think you're gods and I just want you to sleep and get the drugs out of your system," she said. "So stay in here and share the bed. And if you have sex, please, be quiet. I have work tomorrow."
"But we're gonna..." Dean said.
She shut the door before he could finish the sentence. She walked over to the couch and sat down.
"What the hell have I gotten myself into?" She asked lowly.
Inside the bedroom all three men looked at the closed door in confusion.
"No one says no to us," Dean said.
"Dad warned us. He said it was different down here," Roman said.
"I'll cause a lightning storm to scare her in here," Seth said.
"We have no powers down here, remember?" Roman sighed.
"So this is what it feels like to be human? Being rejected?" Dean asked. "I don't like that feeling."
"Me neither," Seth said. "I like her though. Theodora. She's sweet. I won't reject her if she changes her mind."
"There was something about her," Roman nodded. "I got this weird feeling inside."
"Me too," Dean and Seth said at the same time.
