Derp. Hello Fanfiction! Your dear DarkOppresor is back in business. And I doubt anyone's gonna read this because NO ONE appreciates me!

Kama: I appreciate you.

Mimi: Me three.

Liars. You say that to make me feel worse. DISCLAIMER: The only thing I own in this Fanfic is coke.

Coke Company: LIES! WE OWN COCA COLA!

NO! I OWN COCA COLA! NOW GET OUT OF MY STORY!

Chapter 1: Meiko Blows Up Everything

Gumi sat at the breakfeast table with all the other Vocaloids. Meiko stared at her coke, Miku played with her onion leeks, Rin and Len were arguing about "shotas", Gakupo looked round nervously, hiding his eggplants from view, Luka inspected her big raw tuna, and Kaito ate from his tub of ice cream muttering something about rainbows. Gumi poked at a carrot laying in front of her. "NO! I am definitely NOT a shota!" Len shouted. "Yes you are! You sound more whiny than an 8-year-old!" Rin yelled. Miku made explosion sounds as she pounded her leeks together and threw them into the air. One of Miku's leeks landed in Kaito's ice cream tub, and he started to scream. "MY ICE CREAM IS TAINTED WITH VEGGIES NOW!" He yelled while flailing about, and throwing his ice cream tub at Gakupo. Gakupo's eyes widened, and at that moment the tub slammed into his face, throwing his eggplants into the air. The eggplants landed on Luka's head, every single one hitting her. "Ow, I don't feel so good…" She groaned, and fainted. One stray eggplant rolled towards Meiko's coke slowly. Meiko was completely oblivious to what was happening, That is, until the eggplant came close to spilling her coke. She grasped the eggplant in her hand, and crushed it to tiny bits of purple.

Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked at Meiko. Gumi slowly backed out of the room, and sprinted up the stairs to her room. Meiko's eyes were burning with rage now. "WHO. DARES. TRY. TO. SPILL. MY. COKE?" She bellowed, sending shivers down everyone's spines. They all pointed at Miku. "SHE STARTED IT!" They all yelled in unison. Miku puffed out her cheeks. "It wasn't my fault that Captain Onion Green crashed into the Star leek!" She protested. Meiko walked towards Miku, a deadly glare of red in her eyes. "YOU ALMOST DESTROYED THE SANCTITY THAT IS COCA-COLA! AND YOU MUST PAY!" Meiko yelled. She pulled out a sort of trigger and flipped the switched on it. As she did so, there was a loud explosion noise, and the ceiling collapsed on the Vocaloids.

Meiko stood amidst the destruction, and stood on a pile of debris, crossing her arms, and laughing like a lunatic. Her eyes glowed a deep red. Gumi emerged from the debris coughing from all the dust. She looked up at Meiko and blinked. Meiko caught her stare, and returned the gaze. "…What?" Meiko asked. Gumi looked around, and gestured towards all the debris. "You blew up the Vocaloid HQ. And everything in about a 30 Mile radius." Gumi said, observing the mass destruction. "So? It was all for good purpose." Meiko said, grinning. Gumi rolled her eyes. "HEY MEIKO! WAKE UP!" Kaito floated past Meiko wearing a panda suit. "The hell.." Meiko started, until she woke up.

Meiko sat upright in her bed. "… Oh, it was just a dream…" She sighed. She looked at her clock. 1:30 P.M. Meiko stared at the clock for a minute. Just then, Rin burst through the door, chattering away like a chipmunk on crack. "Meiko

!Didyouhear?Idon'tthinkyouheard!WellYOUGOTTAlistentothis!LenandGumiwerelike'Whoa'andIwaslike:,didyouknowthere'sanewpersoncomingotVocaloid!" Meiko blinked. "Rin, talk slower, I didn't understand a word you just said. Rin rolled hers eyes. "There's a new guy coming to Vocaloid." She said flatly. Meiko raised an eyebrow. "Oh? That's news." Rin nodded, and walked out, slamming the door behind her.

Gumi sat in the lobby of the Vocaloid HQ flipping through a magazine. Master Crypton told them all to gather in the lobby to greet the newcomer. She gnawed at a carrot, and adjusted her goggles on her head. Luka came out of the elevator with Kaito trailing behind. Gumi looked up and waved. Luka plopped on the leather couch next to Gumi. Kaito sat on a recliner, and ate a tub of ice cream. "So, there's a newcomer, huh?" Kaito asked in between mouthfuls. Gumi nodded, and continued flipping through her magazine. Luka pulled out a tuna and started to nibble on it. Gumi looked at her. "You eat that raw?" Luka nodded. "It tastes better that way." Gumi stared at her for a second, then flipped through her magazine again. Then suddenly, there was a huge explosion off to Gumi's right. "WHOA!" Gumi fell sideways, and Luka stared at the explosion while Kaito clapped. The other Vocaloids ran down the stairs and looked at where the explosion had been. "Holy cow! The freak happened in here?" Meiko pointed, and waved her arm frantically. When the dust cleared from the explosion, there stood a white-haired boy jotting down notes in a sort of notepad. "No, that's not it…" He muttered. He wore a sort of black straight-jacket that wasn't zipped. (Buttoned, sewed, glued, I dunno.) He wore matching black jeans and was barefooted. He blew a lock of hair out of his face, and put away his notepad. The Vocaloids continued staring at him. He noticed this, and faced towards them. "…What?" Kaito jumped up and down, waving his arms at the newcomer. "He looks funny!" Meiko punched him in his arm, and he went flying towards the wall, thus slamming into it. Luka obviously lost interest, and was now poking at her tuna with a knife. Crypton rushed down the stairs, and ran next to the white-haired boy. "This is Ike everybody!"

Lol that was terrible. I can't promise that the next chapter will be better, but screw it. And also, I'm just gonna say this since no one will really read this…

I WANNA BE A PRINCESS!

-DarkOppressor