Flash Gets the Hiccups

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One relatively crime free day, the Flash was pigging out on food (like he always is), when something happened that never happened before; Flash got the hiccups.

"When will these things stop?" he asked after hiccupping for the third time (very impatient, the Flash is.). Just then the rest of the Justice League walked in.

Hiccup.

"You know, they say that thinking of the scariest thing you can imagine will get rid of the hiccups." Superman said looking very amused.

"OK, I'm thinking… Batman being nice, unscary, and cool."

"You do not think that Hitler coming back to life is more scary than me being nice? Because I can be nice when I want to be." Batman said in an annoyed tone.

Hiccup.

"OK, I'm thinking… Superman being mean and scary."

"That I can do." Superman said with a grin.

Hiccup.

"They also say that swallowing dry sugar will get rid of the hiccups." Batman said, still in the annoyed tone.

Quickly, Flash swallowed a whole bag of sugar.

Hiccup.

"Back on Mars, they said that thinking of the funniest thing you can think of gets rid of the hiccups." J'onn said quietly.

"OK, I'm thinking… Batman in a pink tutu." Flash said grinning from ear to ear.

"Why am I always in your mind?" Batman asked Flash; sounding a bit ticked off.

"Well, Hiccup you are always saying I need to think more, so I began to imagine funny and scary things about everyone."

Hiccup.

"Just a sec," Flash said rummaging through the cabinet under the sink where random items are kept, "found it." He said holding up a pink tutu, and handed it to Batman.

Hiccup.

"What do you want me to do with it?" Batman asked, sounding very confused.

"Wear it." Flash said, trying to hide a grin.

Hiccup.

"Wear it, wear it, wear it." Everyone (but Batman) chanted.

"Fine, but you all owe me big time." Batman said putting it on.

As soon as the Justice League saw him, if they had been drinking, the drink would have come squirting out of their noses.

"You think this is funny, do you? Well Flash, let's see you in this thing!" Batman shouted.

"I Hiccup can't. Pink clashes with my red costume." Flash said while giggling like a schoolgirl.

"Well, too bad. I am NOT wearing this… this… this THING ANY LONGER!" Batman yelled, taking the tutu off and forced it onto the squirming Flash.

"Oh, you may think I'm stupid, but don't judge me by what you see. I'll eat my self if you can find a faster man than me!" Flash sang.

"You wanna race me?" Superman asked, sounding all gangster.

"Ok." Just then Morgan La Fay appeared.

"I need your help, Mordred has discovered video games, and does not care about ruling the world!"

"Can't you just put him in the game? That should teach him to hate them." Superman grinned as he said it.

"Why did I not think of that? I'll try it."

"Ok, you have fun with that." For some reason, Hawkgirl sounded creeped out.

"Wings, are you all right?"

"I… hate… video games!"

"YES!" Batman jumped up and down with excitement, "Finally, someone else who hates them. I have a theory that they are what teach kids to behave violently."

"High five Bats!" Hawkgirl and Batman high-fived.

"Hey, my hiccups are gone!" Everybody cheered. Just then Batman hiccupped.

"Oh no, here we go again!"

Well, this was my first one-shot story. I hope you enjoyed it. And now it is time for the famous two words: please review. It will only take a few seconds of your life, and will brighten up my day for days to come. Anyway, thank you for reading my story.