Don't get me wrong, I love the man with all my heart, but It seemed so easy to tick him off in the first season, so I thought, "what the hell, I bet his anger and insanity goes way deeper than shown in the series." Besides, isn't he cute when he gets mad? So adorable, it just makes me want to hug him! So, after a bit of slaughtering my brain, I came up with quite a few. Many suck, a few rock. You be the judge! I'm not afraid of critisism or flames...sort of.

NOTE: YOU define the lines between season 1 and 2. Many work for both...

Call him "Orange."

When you go to hug him, squeeze him, when he asks why, tell him that you want to know if he has any juice.

Stare at him hungrily.

If he tries to drink orange juice, take the glass away from him

When he asks why, tell him that it'll be an abomination, oranges don't drink other oranges!

Tell him that no, Viletta is not his woman.

Tell him that Sayoko is not his woman either.

Before he can open his mouth, scream, "PERVERT, PHEDOPHILE! Anya is too young for you!!!"

When he askes who is his woman, give him a big, hopeful grin.

Mess up his hair in his sleep, and then steal his hairstyling products. Make sure there are people coming over.

Buy him a pair of orange and pink Juicy Couture pants that say "Juicy" on the butt.

Insist he wear them.

Yell out, "Man, is that rear-end smart or what? JUICY!!" every time he walks away.

Set him up on a blind date with an actual orange. Make sure he does not know about that detail.

When he comes back, ask him if his kids are going to be tangerines.

Tell him that Marianne is a figment of his imagination.

Tell him that he's the new fruit on the Fruit of the Loom underwear.

Photoshop a picture of his head onto the design. Show it to him for proof.

Blowup aforementioned image. Hang it in your living room so he can look at it every day!

Stickpin pieces of aluminum foil on several oranges. Leave them in places he can easily find.

Send him to a support group.

Set up a fight between him and Edward Elric from FullMetal Alchemst.

Tell everyone that "the little blonde one is going to win." Make sure they both hear you. Ed will probably beat you to a pulp, but it would be worth it.

Call him, "Grapefruit".

Purposely confuse Orange and Grapefuit.

When he states that there is a difference between the two fruit, act like you dont understand.

Ask him if its really gross under his mask thingie.

Have people call him the Million Dollar man.

Scream, "We can rebuild him. We have the Technology!!!" whenever he seems tired.

Try to plug him in.

Follow him around with a magnet.

Ask him if he's seen, "Phantom of the Opera".

Suggest he play Erik with a sly smile.

Quote Homer Simpson and say that he is playing "the gayest villian ever."

Tell people that he's playing the part of Ironman in Ironman 2.

Confuse the Purists with the Nazis.

Constanly remind him that he got kicked in the face by a maid.

Accuse him of purposely hiring minors to work in his orange plantation.

Get Anya to back you up on this.

Make fun of his lack of screentime.

Steal the oranges of his farm.

Spread rumors that his oranges contain steroids.

Call him the 'Jolly Orange Giant'.

After you have done all of these, tell him you love him soooo much that you'll never, ever, ever leave him.