My lame-ass attempt at humor. Sigh.

Dialogue only.

Enjoy :P

"Matsumoto."

"…"

"Matsumoto."

"…"

"Matsumoto."

"..."

"MATSUMOTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"What? I'm not doing anything Taicho!"

"Then what's that you've got there behind your back?"

"It's absolutely nothing. Don't worry about it. You've got too much to worry about already."

"Then untie me so that I can stop worrying about it!"

"Uhm, I'm sorry Taicho. I can't do that."

"Untie me. Now. Before I lose my temper."

"I really can't! And judging by the room temperature I'd say you've already lost your temper."

"…"

"Taicho, there are ice crystals forming on the windows."

"…"

"Taicho, I really don't think turning this room to ice would be such a good idea. You'd have to restart all the paperwork."

"…"

"Oh, come on! Do I have to go get Rukia to knock you out again!"

"What do you mean AGAIN!"

"Honestly Taicho! How do you think you got tied to your office chair in the first place?"

"When I get out of here, I swear I'm killing both of you."

"Ok."

"Hey. HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! WHAT AM I WEARING! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!"

"I do believe it's a kimono. And we put it on you while you were knocked out."

"We?"

"Yup, us three."

"Three!"

"Uh-huh. Me, Rukia and Orihime."

"What is Orihime even doing in Soul Society? Last time I checked she was still living. "

"Ah, we threw a party and decided to invite her! It was loads of fun!"

"Oh, well that's fantastic. I'm glad to hear your social life has picked up since that fox-fool left."

"If you're trying to bait me into letting you loose, it's not happening."

"Grrr! Just let me go already! Why am I even tied to my chair in the first place!"

"It's more fun this way! Plus, then you can't escape."

"Escape what exactly?"

"…"

"If you're going to do what I think you are you'd better hope for a miracle when I finally get loose."

"Don't worry Taicho, I won't do it. I will not apply adorable make-up or put ice blue ribbons in your hair."

"You already have, haven't you?"

"…OF COURSE I HAVE!"

"Matsumoto, I swear! If you don't let me go right now, all hell will break loose."

"You said that last week too. Besides, we just wanted to show Orihime how much fun it could be in Soul Society!"

"…"

"Ah, it's snowing. Damnit! I was hoping we'd last longer this week."

"…"

"Ok! I'll let you go. But please promise me you won't hurt us. We didn't even take photos this time."

"…hm…"

"Ok, I'm going to untie you."

"…"

"…"

"You have exactly 3 seconds."

"…"

"One."

"…"

"Two."

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"Three."

"…"

"MATSUMOTO! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN FREEZE YOUR BUTT TO YOUR CHAIR AND YOUR PEN TO YOUR HAND! GET SOME PAPERWORK DONE YOU LAZY LIEUTNENANT!"

"Isn't Hitsugaya-taicho especially cute this week, Ichigo?"

"Yeah Rukia. I love the snowflakes on the kimono. Nice touch."

Well, hope it didn't suck.

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