A/N: So this is just a little oneshot for my June BadePrompt fic. I don't own Victorious, yadda yadda yadda.
She ran her fingers through her hair and fluffed it up a bit, before grabbing the little remote on the arm of her chair and clicking a button. The red light on the front of the camera a few feet in front of her blinked to life.
"Hi… I'm waiting on Beck to come pick me up for a date, and decided that since he's taking forever, I'd make another Slap video. So here is another Things I Hate video." She shifted in her chair to lean towards the camera. "I hate the little red light on the front of my camera that blinks constantly. It's so annoying! It just blinks, and blinks, and blinks. I hate it!"
She shifted back in her chair and reached down beside it, pulling up one of Cat's stuffed giraffes. "I hate all of Cat's stuffed animals. All of them. Every time she comes over she leaves them thrown all over my room. And then I have nothing to do with them until she comes back. They have a special place in the darkest corner of my closet." She let a wicked smile slip onto her face before cocking her head to the side. "I hate that I haven't played my guitar in a long time, and now all of the callouses on my fingers are gone. Now my fingers are all… Smooth. And girly. And I don't like it!"
Her eyes suddenly widened and she sat up a bit, interlocking her fingers together in her lap. "You know what else I hate? Ducks. Man, I hate ducks. Beck took me to the park the other day to scare little kids with Cat and Shapiro, and I was hiding in this bush by the pond about to jump out and scare some kids who were roller blading past, when this duck waddled up behind me and it… It bit me. It just bit me." She looked down at her fingers. "So I kicked him. Back into the pond. It felt good."
There was a chuckle from the other side of the room, and Beck walked over to her chair and looked into the camera. "I think they heard her scream all the way in Northridge." Her eyes widened and she hardened a bit. "I did not scream. You're lying." He chuckled again and pulled her up by the hand before plopping down in her seat. She glared at him, but sat down sideways in his lap. "You definitely screamed. And it was pretty girly." She looked at him horrified. "See, it was kind of like this." His hands flew up to the sides of his face as he let out a series of high pitched screams that sounded like something Cat would do.
She looked into the camera quickly. "I hate my boyfriend." Beck did nothing but laugh and wrap his arms around her, but Jade never looked away from the camera. "I'm serious. I hate you. You make me use my scissors way too much. And I promised to only ever use them on Shapiro and Vega." She crossed her arms over her chest as he pulled her closer to him. "Oh come on. My little Jadelyn couldn't possibly hate me." He rooted his face into the curve of her neck giving her a series of soft kisses up and down her neck. "I told you not to call me that." She smiled a bit as he kissed her. "Alright, sugar," he mumbled into her neck as he kissed it. She laughed a bit before looking into the camera again. "Alright. I might love him sometimes. Whatever… Later haters."