Newly edited story! Woot! Much, much, better and longer, yay! Thanks to mah beta Neon Chandelier for being a fantabulous beta! Please read and enjoy, and don't forget to R&R!

Discalaimer: i do not own twilight, so sad :(

APOV

"Bella! Bella! I have a great idea!" I shouted with excitement. I was just searching for the perfect new outfit for Bella, when I saw a sign in a salon for perms at 20% off.

I guess Bella noticed my gaze toward the perm sign, because she immediately looked like she was searching for an escape route. "I AM NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, GETTING A PERM!" She stated in a very stern voice.

"That's not it! You wouldn't look good with a perm anyway. Maybe if we straighten your hair though..."

"NO! I want my hair to stay the same!" Bella shouted.

"Fine! God Bella, why are you so grumpy?"

"Maybe it's the fact that I was forced to go shopping, which I hate, against my own free will! Not to mention that I have been forced to try on so many shoes that I have blisters the sizes of footballs covering almost every inch my feet, and lines all over my body from where you made me try on countless outfits that are way too tight! You are tiring me out Alice! " Bella ceased her ranting to glare moodily at me.

How can she not like shopping? And none of those outfits were too tight! Just because they weren't baggy and saggy didn't mean that they didn't fit. "And here I thought I was making an Alice Cullen out of you! What a shame." I said shaking my head back and forth. "Anyway! That's not what I meant by my having a great idea."

"Oh. Then what is it this time?" she asked in a tired voice. God! Human or not, shopping shouldn't tire her out. It just makes me even more energetic!

"We have somewhere else we need to go!" I announced, dragging her out to my shiny yellow Porsche.

Once we got there, I pulled out my cell phone and called Emmett. "EmmettwillyoupleasebringBella'struckdowntothetreatylineIamgoingtoplaysortofaprankonJacobbutIneedBellatogogethim..." I used my vampire speed to talk fast, knowing that Emmett could understand me and Bella couldn't. She'd never help me pull off a prank on Jacob if she knew what she was doing to the mongrel. "Okay. Great! Thanks Emmett...Bye!" I finished the conversation using my normal speed to talk.

"What did you just say to Emmett?" Bella asked.

"Nothing important."

"But you were using your fast voice that all of you vampires use when you don't want me to know what you're saying." she answered giving me a look that said "Yeah, right. I doubt it!".

"Come on Bella! It was Emmett I was talking to. You can't trust him with anything important."

"Good point."

Then I noticed that we were almost to the treaty line, so I pressed the brakes and stopped. I saw that Emmett was waiting with the truck so I gently pushed Bella out of my car. "Bella," I started, "I need you to go get Jacob and bring him to the house. I'll meet you there, okay?'

"Um, okay?" Bella asked, getting into her truck. She had no clue what we would want with him yet, but she would soon see. After we saw that she had safely passed out of our line of sight, Emmett slid into the Porsche with me and we sped off.

"I'm going to need to grab a few things. Okay, Emmett?" I asked him.

"Yeah, sure. But what exactly are you going to do to Jacob?" he asked me.

"Oh, Emmett, if I tell you now it will ruin the surprise!" I said in my most sinister voice. I still sounded rather chipper, but hopefully that just made me seem a tad more innocent. I turned right at the nearest stoplight and stopped at the mall in Port Angeles. I was going to need a "Do it yourself perm" kit, and a few other things.

I so loved the beauty and fashion world, and I was sure that after this everyone else in my family would too.

A/N: well have u figured out wut alice will do 2 jacob? tell me in your reviews! :)