The pink haired witch
Once upon a time there was a wicked pink witch, her name was Sakura Haruno. She was a kind girl once, until she met the emo duck ass, Sasuke Uchiha.
Well this pink haired witch was walking past the street, and saw Sasuke, being his cool gay self. She ran to his side, like the hooker she was.
And he slapped her across the face with his strong pimp hand.
The end