Ok so this is my very first Huddy story . Reviews are ALWAYS WELCOMED because I need to know what to improve or cut off , so please review ;-) . Oh and I apologize for the grammar mistakes (I'm still working on my English) and that's about it . I hope you like it :)
Cuddy : I want you to do your job !
House : Do you always have to say that ? I'm bored and miserable remember ?
Cuddy :You're always bored and miserable .
House :Mhmmm...only when I'm off the Vicodin and you know it . -he said giving an evilish look .
Cuddy :No!No way ! Never ! I told you can't have it back . Live without it for God's sake !
'' House was aproaching Cuddy''
House:Give it back ! Vicodin-stealing-beast!
Cuddy:No!!!
''House throwed himself on Cuddy ; they landed on her desk then he stranded Cuddy's arms to her desk .
House:Pretty please ?
Cuddy:Are you fucking high?Get off me !
''Suddenly they heard the door open . It was Chase''
Chase:I gave Epinefri-what the ?!
Cuddy:It's not what you think .
Chase:I ---
House:Of course it is ! We were just having sex on her desk .And noooo , you can't join duh !
''Then Cuddy pushed House off her as hard as she could , House fell onto Cuddy's chair then landed on the floor''
House:Ahh!She's a tiger ain't she ? Clearly wants me .
Cuddy:Get the hell out of my office or I'll cut 30 of you waige I swear to God !
Chase:Uhmm..I'll leave you 2 now . Later..
Cuddy:No! House is just leaving .
House:No I'm not .
Cuddy :Get out ! 'she pointed her finger to the door '
House :I guess I'll fuc- , I mean see you later tiger .
House:Damn she's hot when she's mad .Turns me on . 'he whispered into Chase's ear then exited Cuddy's office . '
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Cameron :Hey ! Have you seen Chase ? The MRI is-
House:He's in Cuddy office .
Cameron:But I was just- ' she said with a perplexed look '
House :I'm sorry did I gave the impression that I care ?
Cameron : Oh just go to hell House...
House:Already there .
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Later on
Cuddy was in the hospital's lobby talking with one of the doctors on duty when she spoted House in the corner of the hall, playing with his portable playstation .
Cuddy:House ! 'she yelled but he didn't hear nor notice her , then she yelled his name again '
'House got up and went into Cuddy's direction '
House:Hey tiger ! Rroar !Already want me?So soon?
Cuddy:Stop it !Someone might think the impossible .
House:And that is ?
Cuddy:That we actually slept together .
House:Ohhh I know you want me .
Cuddy:In your dreams House .By the way you have a pacient waiting for you for over an hour ! She's in Exam Room 9 .So stop playing your stupid game and get your ass there now !
House:Heyyy it's Alien Crusher X1 and I almost passed level 10 if you wouldn't have interrupted me duh !
Cuddy:Go ! Now! ' she managed a smirk '
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EXAM ROOM 9
A woman was sitting on the chair , looking at her watch every 40 seconds , frowning in her mind;she was waiting for Dr.House to appear.She wore a black dress , high heels and her hair was loose.So House's type .
After 2 minutes...
House:Hello there sunshine !
Woman:Hi . I..
'House gave a good stare at the woman in front of him . He found her sexy '
House:Well don't just ''hi'' me what your problem ?
Woman:I've been having these headaches and abdominal pains for over 3 weeks and I---
'Suddenly the woman started having a seizure and she collapsed on the floor . House was surprised and he kept staring at this woman with amazement and doing nothing until 2 nurses and Wilson arrived . '
Wilson:What the hell are you doing?
House:Extraordinary... ' he said never leaving his eyes off the woman '
Wilson:What's so extraordinary about a woman who's having a seizure , God knows why , under YOUR care and you're staring at her like she's a giant fruitcake !
House:Oh calm down she's gonna be just fine.Give her Dopalm .
Wilson:But at least you could've-
House : Bye !
Wilson:Where are you going ?
HouseI'm hungry .I'm gonna go steal Cuddy's sandwich .
Wilson:Why?Because she took your supply of Vicodin?
House:Truuue and because I'm hungry and just evil .
After 20 minutes
House managed to sneak into Cuddy's office and he was eating her lunch ,relaxing , his feet resting on her desk .
Cuddy:What the hell are you doing ?
House:What does it look like I'm doing ?
Cuddy:Is that my food ?
House:Is it ?Well it doesn't have your name on it so I guess it's mine now .
Cuddy:Jerk ! God , how imature can you be ?
House:Enough to turn you on .
Cuddy:Don't start again .
House:I wonder...what are you wearing beneath that blue tank ?
Cuddy:Breasts . They're mine and you can't have them.Now leave !
House:Aww can I at least touch?
Cuddy:Damn it House go watch so porn but just go ! Away ! Now !
House:Fine .But I'll think of you when I'm slapping my-
Cuddy : Go !