Disclaimer, I don't own Capacom, any of the games or anyone here, including Guy. By reading this you lose all right to complain about me insulting Guy so there.
And now A spoof of Guys SFA3 ending *spoilers for guys ending (der) and Sodom's *
Guy Hmm I'm sick of Black pyjamas, MAGIC PYJAMS CHANGE!
*goes to red*
Guy Hey I lost my tan ! Dam you Capacom!
(Guy faces a dizzy Bison.)
Bison: Gu, gu.... Noooooo.... I'm.... Your Bushin style!! CHESEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Guy: I can sense the true nature of your spirit now, Bison. Indeed, you are the
evil threat Master Zeku foretold! BISON!
Bison How did you know?
Guy Actually Karin told me but oh well
You had best leave this area quickly! Or else! *du du du!*
(Angry Bison.)
Bison: Insolent child! How dare you!
(Portrait of Bison doing his Psycho Crusher. Just before the Psycho Crusher hits
Guy, the action freezes.)
Guy: I will crush the name of l33t Bushin beneath the weight of my power or something.
(Suddenly, Guy does his Bushin Musou Renge Super Combo, which nails Bison in the
middle of his Psycho Crusher. The
action freezes in the middle of the beating.)
Guy: "BUSHIN RANDOM LETERS FHJDGI PLOT HOLE!".
(The action continues and Guy finishes giving Bison his ass kicked. Then we see
Burning Bison.)
Bison: You can't kick through my psycho crusher!
Guy It's a plot hole so screw you
Bison hmmm. Anyway I will now explode for no reason so Capacom can over use there pictures of me!
(Exploding Bison. Then we see a portrait of Guy standing in the middle of the
rain.)
Guy: So this is the power of Bushin. An awesome burden for one man. I literally
hold the power of life and death before me. P34HR MY L33T BUSHIN SKILLZ! Questioning the morality of right and wrong is something I cannot be pissed to do.
has trusted me as the successor of the Bushin style.... MY BUSHIN SKILLZ OWNZ JOO ALL!
Guy: It is my duty to train, continue, and strengthen and babble about my MADZ SKILLZ
GUY Gloats for several more hours, then Cody comes
Cody Yo dumbarse you have to destroy the psycho drive to destroy Bison. All you've done is brought him back to base
Guy MY OWNzOR BUSHIN…. Wait what?
Cody yes dumbarse you've done absolutely nothing, the threat o world is still around
Guy opps
Cody well we might as well go get Bison, which is supposed to happen in my ending
Guy Hmm the doors locked
Note: Dear Guy
Thank for giving me several hours to escape by babbling about you OWNXOR bushin skillz, if you hadn't you might have been able to kill me. HA HA HA HA!
P.s All your base are belong to us
Signed Bison
Guy What you say?
Cody Shut up
Guy so what do we do now?
Sodom appears and charges for the base
Sodom KAMAKZIE!
Cody RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Guy and Cody jump out of the way as the truck hits the base
I truck hits and destroys base
Cody A smart guy would have jumped out of the truck..... but then Sodom isn't smart....
Guy: NO! I wanna destroy the base! Hes just a bit characther! Its not fair pouts
Cody Well you shouldn't have spent so much time babling then
Guy I hate you
Cody and I hate you!+