Bored Until Proven Entertained

-Well everyone, I said I would make an alternative, so here it is! Follow the adventure when the Kirby Brothers-Kerby and Kurby- get their stumpy little hands on 101 Ways to Entertain Yourself When You're Bored and decide to follow along.

"I'm bored," said the younger.
"Shut up..." said the older.

Yes, it was the 2 Kirby Brothers-Older Kerby and younger Kurby- inside a...library. Why is Kurby their with Kerby? Who knows.

"Why am I here again?" Kurby asked.
"Because...I don't know..." Kerby said.
Kerby was scanning a shelf of books, while Kurby sat in one of the cushy chairs, trying to catch M&Ms in his mouth.

"Hm, what's this..." Kerby said, taking out one of the books. "101 Ways to Entertain Yourself When You're Bored." He read. "Boy, that's a mouthful."
Kebry flipped open the book. "CAUTION: Good for a laugh, but bad for your health."
Kurby climbed off his chair and went over to Kerby. "I know candy's bad for me, but-"
"No, no, not your sugar filled habits. This book I found." Kerby said, showing the first page to Kurby.
"Interesting..." Kurby said. He took the book from Kerby and flipped open the book.

"Hey! Give it back! You don't read!" Kerby said.
"Course I do." Kurby said.
"What in the world could you possibly read?"
"The Bazooka Bubble Gum comics."

Kerby sweatdropped. "Whatever, what else does it say?" He asked.
"Waiting in line? Waiting for the bathroom? Waiting for your match to start? Or are you just plain bored? Well, then you need to read '101 Ways to Entertain Yourself When You're Bored' 101 things to do, stuff to eat and other random stuff!" Kurby read. He smirked. Kerby's eyes grew wide.
"Oh no! We are NOT reading it! Last time we found a book like this, you became addicted to gumballs!" Kerby said.
"And you got addicted to root beer, what's your point? Besides, you were the one who found the book." Kurby replied.
"You can read it, but I'm not." said Kerby, arrogantly.

A long pause...
Jepordy music?

"PICHU! I though you were on vacation!" shouted Kurby.
"Yeah right!" Pichu said, pushing a button on his tapeplayer and running off. Kurby looked back at Kerby.

"Well yeah, glad we agree on reading this book together bro!" Kurby said happily.
"What?"
"C'mon!"
Kurby closed the book and grabbed Kerby's arm, running out of the library.

"SSHHHH!"

And their adventure has just began.

-First chapter, short and sweet. Next chapter is when they actually start the adventure. R&R please!