The bathroom Wall
Disclaimer: I own a big stick.
"Dammit! You bastard!" ed yelled as he ran into the restroom at Central. Cornel Mustang decided to spike his lunch with Laxatives as revenge for sending him a little pink dress. Slamming the stall door shut, he sat down and did his business. The way it acted, he wasn't getting up anytime soon. He took the liberty of reading the writing inside the stall at that point.
Mustang suxs
Roy hearts Edward E.
Roy Mustang is the gayest officer
I Love Elysia!
Dammit Hughes! Don't we get enough of that outside the shitter!
Watch your language Mustang!
Riza is hott
Mustang's a pig fer.
Ed's jaw dropped as he kept reading the numorus insults of Mustang and how hot Riza hawkeye was. After the laxitives had worn off, he went to the Cornel's office, "Damn everyone here must hate you. "That's the men's room. Try going in the girl's room." "They hate you more?" "No, it talks about hot and sexy I am." "You really are the talk of the military though." "Yeah. At least no one has said I'm an animal lover or something." Ed walked over and whispered the Pig line from the bathroom into his ear before a fireball flew from his hand to incinerate the door.