~*~*This is crazy. It originated from CCD class while some screwed up lady with big hair was talking about hands...*~*~
`Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeeeeeeero?!' Laurie gave her best imitation of Bette Midler into her hairbrush.
`Ack! You're gonna break my mirror! Shut up!' Candace moaned as she covered her ears.
`You're everything I wish I could beeeeeeeeeee...!'
`SHUT UP!' Candace lunged at Laurie and knocked her over onto the floor.
`Ouchies!' Laurie squeaked in pain.
`You deserved it!' Candace laughed at Laurie whimpering.
`...so?' Laurie acted innocent, `Hey, what part are you at?' she asked, noticing Candace's copy of The Return of the King.
`Umm... Legolas is talking about dead people...'
`Oh, yeah,' Laurie had already finished the book, so she knew exactly what Candace meant.
`Hey,' Candace began, laughing, `do you remember in CCD when Mrs. Gagas was talking about hands, and we were like "let's give up our virginity for Lent!'
`Mhmm...' Laurie was busy flipping through the pages of the Appendix. `Hey, what's this?' she asked as a slip of green paper fell out of the book.
Candace parked herself next to Laurie on the floor, interested.
`I dunno, what's it say?' she inquired.
`It's some form of Elvish,' Laurie stated, `I can't read it!'
`STOP QUOTING THE MOVIE!' Candace screeched, `Nicole will come over here and beat you with a stick!'
Laurie laughed.
`Okay, fine, but it is in Elvish...' she said.
`Read it!' Candace begged.
`Why?'
`Why not?'
`Hey, that's my phrase...' Laurie jokingly scolded Candace. `Okay, fine, but you read it with me.'
Candace leaned over to see the paper and they both read:
Legolas a Aragorn, Lasto beth daer: Toltha na I amar, a ned vîn ôl!
Right away, the room started to shake. The pages of the book flipped through, as if by an imaginary hand, then flew across the room into a wall. As soon as it hit the floor, everything was calm again. Candace and Laurie looked at each other, and they realized that they had made a huge mistake.
`Did you ever know that you're my heeeeeeeeeeeero?!' Laurie gave her best imitation of Bette Midler into her hairbrush.
`Ack! You're gonna break my mirror! Shut up!' Candace moaned as she covered her ears.
`You're everything I wish I could beeeeeeeeeee...!'
`SHUT UP!' Candace lunged at Laurie and knocked her over onto the floor.
`Ouchies!' Laurie squeaked in pain.
`You deserved it!' Candace laughed at Laurie whimpering.
`...so?' Laurie acted innocent, `Hey, what part are you at?' she asked, noticing Candace's copy of The Return of the King.
`Umm... Legolas is talking about dead people...'
`Oh, yeah,' Laurie had already finished the book, so she knew exactly what Candace meant.
`Hey,' Candace began, laughing, `do you remember in CCD when Mrs. Gagas was talking about hands, and we were like "let's give up our virginity for Lent!'
`Mhmm...' Laurie was busy flipping through the pages of the Appendix. `Hey, what's this?' she asked as a slip of green paper fell out of the book.
Candace parked herself next to Laurie on the floor, interested.
`I dunno, what's it say?' she inquired.
`It's some form of Elvish,' Laurie stated, `I can't read it!'
`STOP QUOTING THE MOVIE!' Candace screeched, `Nicole will come over here and beat you with a stick!'
Laurie laughed.
`Okay, fine, but it is in Elvish...' she said.
`Read it!' Candace begged.
`Why?'
`Why not?'
`Hey, that's my phrase...' Laurie jokingly scolded Candace. `Okay, fine, but you read it with me.'
Candace leaned over to see the paper and they both read:
Legolas a Aragorn, Lasto beth daer: Toltha na I amar, a ned vîn ôl!
Right away, the room started to shake. The pages of the book flipped through, as if by an imaginary hand, then flew across the room into a wall. As soon as it hit the floor, everything was calm again. Candace and Laurie looked at each other, and they realized that they had made a huge mistake.