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This is the first fanfic of its kind...I think. If it isn't I'm sorry for ripping who ever I did off. On to the story.
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It was late at night and I was just lying in my bed. I was thinking about Me and Annabeth. She was amazing. We have hit a point in our relationship were we could never be closer. I was going to prepose to her tomorrow. Wow...I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Percy Jackson, Hero of Olympus, twice.
I looked at side and saw 14 flashes. Then there was a loud cheer. I walked outside and over to the beach. What I saw made me want to lay down and cry. Annabeth was kissing some guy. "Great job guy I've never seen before! I will adopted you and you will be my new favourite son" yelled Poseidon. The good news is I have a new brother. Bad news is he cheated on me.
I left camp right then and there. Never looking back. Well...about a mile away I realized all my stuff was at camp so I did look back...okay, I went back, got my stuff, then never looked back. I was ten miles away when everything turned black. "Hello Percy Jackson I'm Chaos." "What are you doing here?" "I'm here to tell you that you are my son and your real name is..." "Is it alpha or omega like other rip off fanfic's?" "No, stop interrupting me. Your name is Jason." "Like Jason Grace? That would be original...wait." "SHUT UP! Your name is Jason. Not Jason Grace, not Jason Lickit, or Jason Dass, just Jason. Clear?" "I think I got it, but just to be sure, go over it again, I wasn't listen." "IM SICK OF YOU AND IT'S BEEN A MINUTE!" "Acutely it's been 5." "SHUT UP AND TAKE YOU FRICKEN POWERS!" On that happy note he left. "Wow...what a great father, so loyal, so trust worthy, always by my side. That's the father I got" Jason said to himself. "I'm going to create a clash of clans army." After he said that he then spawned 5000 barbarians.
Percy heard a noise come from camp haft blood. He ran over to see Chaos attacking it. "I must have driven him to the point of insanity." Percy said to himself. "Alright troops! They day we fight has come. They believe they can take us all! Well they can take our land! BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" Percy and his men charged into battle. During the charge he spawned Mr. T and a bore on a piano with a skeleton playing it while two barbarians pushed it. They then started to sing.
(Clan vs clan commercial)
"Introducing clan wars. Clan vs clan wars. Don't believe me ask my bore." "Ya, he said clan wars." "You have been waiting a couple of years, clan vs clan is FINALY here." "Ya we got clan wars!" "Ya we got clan WARSSSSS!"
(Dont get it see the commercial)
At that's very moment the two army's collided and Jason took chaos. Jason took a goblin and shoved it up Chaos nose. The goblin exploded making Jason king of the void. The campers watched as Jason's army gathered on the hill. The sun came over the hill lighting up the army's armor making them look twice as cool. Zeus walked up to Jason. "We will never be able to repay you for what you have done, we will always be in you debt." "No, all I want is subway and we will call it even." "One subway coming up." "Do you not see the 5000 barbarians behind me, they have to eat to." "5001 subway coming up." "Sir, our shield is down" said one of the barbarians. "Oh crap." They were surround instantly be by billions of dragons and hog riders. Jason and his army lasted 10 seconds. With on king of the void everything started to disappear until there was nothing.