I, Evangeline Williams hate my best friend. Okay so maybe I don't hate her, I don't think I'm actually capable of hating anyone. Well, except Scorpius Malfoy, who Rose is fond of for some insane reason. Lily and I find this particularly annoying as this means he's always around being the obnoxious git he is.

Anyway, back to the reason I am rather annoyed at Lily, my best friend who knows about my seemingly incurable shyness as she calls it, and my tiny crush on her cousin decided it would be a good idea to stick me and said cousin together using the latest Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product.

Why am I friends with her again?

Oh yeah, she's the only person in whole school who doesn't mind the fact that I'm so shy I sometimes can't even speak to people I've known nearly half my life. Yeah, my life is a little sad. You can stop pointing and laughing now, it's hurting my feelings.

So I'm guessing I should explain exactly how and why I became stuck to Hugo Weasley, yeah? Okay well the story like any other entertaining story begins with the feeling of boredom. In this case the boredom was inspired by a particularly suicide-inducing history of magic lesson. As usual me and Lily were trying not to fall asleep, which was terribly hard in case you're wondering.

So, being the wonderful studious people we are, we decided to take a nap. Unfortunately, I have always been a restless sleeper and lashed out in my sleep. Having the rotten luck that makes even the most evil of people feeling sorry for me, this caused Lily to fall off her seat and hit her head on the table next to her.

I know what you're thinking, since you two are best friends wouldn't she forgive you for putting her in the hospital wing for two days? That's what I thought, and apparently that would've been the case if Malfoy hadn't also been in the hospital wing and hadn't been there to be a git for the whole two days.

I can't blame her for wanting revenge, I mean seriously. Let's be real here, it's Malfoy. It was my fault she had to spend 48 hours with the biggest git on the planet. I wouldn't have even let me live if I was her, so I guess I got off easy.

But seriously, out of all the punishments imaginable she does something that means I have to spend every second of every day for the next 24 hours with the guy I have had a crush on since first year. That's five years you know, talk about sad.

Now before you go judging me and thinking I'm some idiot fan girl who has some stupid crush on someone just because their parents saved the wizarding word and they're so popular, I would like to point out a few important details.

1) I didn't know he was famous until afterI became obsessed – ahem- I developed a slight crush on him. I developed my extremely small crush on him when he helped me pick up my stuff after I got knocked over by a Slytherin. It was a quite embarrassing memory as I sat there staring at him in shock. He thought I was being mean so he went to go. Not wanting him to think I didn't like him I tried to speak but all that came out was something that resembled a cat being strangled. He smiled sweetly and gave me my books. He probably thinks I'm insane.

2) Not many girls really like Hugo, I mean it's not like they hate him or anything but they seem to flock to his cousins James, Fred and Louis more than him. They don't think he's as interesting, and I can see their point. He doesn't play Quidditch, he gets average marks and he'd not overly popular, but he's really sweet. He's also really clumsy, and people tend to get annoyed when he constantly bumps into them and trips over them.

3) He's not breathtakingly gorgeous, but then again you could never call him ugly either. He has a mop of mousy brown hair which always looks like it's in need of a haircut, big, chocolate brown eyes and a sweet smile. Personally I think he's attractive.

4) He. Is. Adorable. What normal girl wouldn't develop a slight crush on him?

So there, proof I am not an idiotic fan girl who goes after people just because their last names Weasley, they're attractive, they're a genius, they play Quidditch or because they're popular. So I will now be accepting all you apologies for assuming otherwise, I might even forgive you. Maybe.

Ha! I'm so funny, of course I'll forgive you, I don't keep grudges, ever.

So, back to the wonderful story I was telling, Lily got out of the hospital wing during lunch. I was sitting at the Gryffindor table as usual, not that I have anything against my house, I love Hufflepuffs! It's jut that I'm not close to anyone in my house, so I was sitting next to Rose. Hugo was sitting on the other side of Rose, which only increased my shyness and therefore could only being myself to speak at the volume of a mouse.

My life is so sad.

So, there I was, having a jolly god chat with Rose when Lily came up and dragged me from my seat, led me out of the great hall and then proceeded to yell at me in the entrance hall. Well, not yell exactly, more like rant about how annoying Malfoy was and how it was all my fault. It was then that I made the stupidest mistake of my life.

Yes, listen in dear readers, this is one for the Guinness book of records, I swear.

So I was standing there, feeling so incredibly guilty that I forgot all about how mischievous Lily can be when she puts her mind to something (she is James Potter's sister after all) and made her the most idiotic promises ever. I promised her that she could get revenge on me and I promised that unless it was life threatening or in any way broke any of our other previous promises, that I wouldn't be mad at her.

I am so incredibly stupid that it's not even funny anymore. It's just sad, pathetic even.

So she agreed to my price, told me she'd get back to me on it and then happily skipped back into the great hall. And there I was, thinking that I had dodged a bullet. I was so naive, so incredibly innocent, stupid and naive. I didn't think Lily would do anything that bad. Boy was I wrong.

Okay, this was originally going to a one-shot but then i realised i was over 2000 words into it and wasn't even nearly halfway through so now it's going to be a short story. It will be aroud 5 chapters, i think. Haha, i really should stop starting new stories shouldn't I? oh well.

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