The Many Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort
By: Jessikinz
Chapter One: "Why don't YOU have such a cool scar?"
There were many things that Lord Voldemort wasn't. Funny, nice, cuddly, and peppy were some of the words that would not describe him. Along with tolerant or patient. He wasn't any of those things and anyone who knew him knew of this. But it seemed that there was going to be one person who was going to try to annoy him to death. Emmett Cullen, a vampire disguised as a Death Eater wannabe to try and do just that. Of course he could probably poke him in the head with just a little bit of pressure and easily kill him, but, this would end with a funnier result.
Currently Emmett was wandering the hall of Voldemort's latest lair, not bothering to wear his Death Eater outfit just yet. Apparently you had to go through some sort of 'test' before being able to do that. Boy was the Dark Lord going to be in for a shock when he realized that the Dark Mark wasn't on his left arm anymore. Emmett looked into all the rooms, trying to find his 'Master' he stopped at one on his right and opened it up, but quickly shut it and shuddered. "Okay, won't ever be able to look Snape and Malfoy Sr. in the face ever again." He muttered. If he was able to sleep, he'd probably have nightmares for the rest of forever.
Shaking his head disbelievingly he ventured forward until he was at the last door that he hadn't checked. Without knocking he entered the room, positive that Voldemort was inside beyond the door.
"Who dare enters my room without permission?" The cold pitch voice of the Dark Lord could be heard.
"Emmett Cullen, my Lord." Emmett said, trying not to bust out laughing and trying to keep his British façade up.
"The new recruit? What do you want?" Voldemort asked impatiently, waving his hand as if telling Emmett to continue.
"Well, sir, I was just wondering if you could let me know more about this Harry Potter that you seem so set on destroying. You know, since I've been in the states for the past fourteen years, I wasn't around the first time."
Voldemort sighed. "Very well, very well. Know that I'll not tell you every single thing, you'll just have to deal with the basics."
"Of course, my Lord." Emmett said, waiting, keeping the grin off his face. Part one of 'The Many Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort' plan is in action.
Voldemort then proceeded to tell Emmett the basics of how Harry Potter became his number one enemy. From the prophecy that was told about the two, to Peter Pettigrew coming over to the dark side and becoming a Secret Keeper so that he could reveal where Lily and James Potter were hidden with their only son, to everything that had happened up to that point.
"So, why don't YOU have such a cool scar?" Emmett asked, making himself sound politely, yet annoyingly curious. He could see Voldemorts hand twitch, as if he wanted to go straight for his wand and curse Emmett into oblivion and he just might as well have.
"Get OUT!" Emmett did, snickering under his breath.