Subconcious Horrors
by Falgarn
(i do not own team fortress 2 that is owne dby volve)
"SCOUT do not touch sarah" said heavy chagrinningly. the mischievous scoot did not but to even know what would come forth if he did
"sorry for piddling around heavy but it is such a fine bpiece of artillery" the scoot exclaimed with a grimace. the boy had not been exposed to the world much and so such a phallic object was new and erotic.
"if you try this again my demeanor will resemble more of a lion" the furious heavy pouted as he stalked out the door with his ex-wife natascha. but RED did not know of his lecherus navel. he left scoot looking quite stupored and comatose.
"well cheez wiz how do i satsify my strange lercherous urnings" said scout as he paced the red locker room. demoman entered to this gastly scene
"oui gastly get the fook out mah lockerum" yelled demoman behind that caring face lied a monster. "boy get out and get the intelligence oh wait youuu dont have none" jeered the cyclops freak monster
"brother i will hurt you" scout pleaded with demoman andhe leapt out of the room like a sore eagle leaving the lonsome demonman alone
OUTSIDE the lockerrom heavy was engaded in a fierce battle of wits with BLU spy
"if the intelligence is worthless as you say then let me take it back to my bass" said spy with the cunning of a fox
"tia too heavy for a whelp like you to possible bring in his britches" heavy snorted. spy was not stunned but liquified
"heavy look someone has taken sasha!" pointed spy and heavy turned around
"sasha!" yelled heavy and spy plunged his butterfly knife into heavys back. but heavy's fat absorbed the blow and he turned around to pick up the scrawny player
'yore weak" said heavy and he crunched spy's neck between his walrus-sized fingers and BLu spy wa snomore. snomore quickly activated his cloaking device and ran back to blu base with his head between his legs. heavy advanced with his ex-wife and their sexual encounter wiped out not even the most sturdly foe as he crossed the bridge of hades
"hahahahahaha sob excessively" laugh the heavy. suddenly blu pyro same out of the fortress and she cried tears of oil and death bu mostly oil the battlecry she let out shook the foundations of heavy's faith and he quickly left the orthodox church and became a buddhist his immolation at the hads of pyro would become legendary if not for scoots interferance
"bonk" honked the scoot as his wifflebat quickly made short work on the pyro
"my boy you are not such a virgin racket" the heavy sighed as he rested a spell. medic came to releive the heavy's aching bone "i am tired" he said to medic
"do not worry my dear": medic reassurasure but in hiks heasrt he knew heavy was dying.
NEXT CHAPTER A HEAVY SUBJECT