Darren Shan Alternate Ending
Ok, so this is Darren in paradise :) enjoy! All the characters belong to Darren shan and the twilight characters belong to sephenie meyer (even though she stole the idea from Anne Rice and Darren Shan)
I'm going... I'm going... I'm gone.
Darren opened his eyes to find himself lying on a random cloud, in the distance a few palm trees could be seen along with a pool, unfortuantely they were behind closed gates.
"I thougt I just died..." Darren muttered to himself, as he picked himself up off the ground.
"You did, welcome to paradise, where all vampires frolic for the rest of eternity!"Came a familiar voice.
"STEVE!" Darren screamed, not shocked to see Steve as much as he was to find that his enemy was wearing a long white dress and had not only angel wings but a halo.
"I have changed my ways, Darren, so would you like me to put you in the estate where all your friends are?" Steve smiled sweetly, skipping over to the gates, he made a breif phone call and a spotless white car came to pick them up.
"Steve, since when did you wear white dresses!" Darren gasped, as Steve smiled.
"I've seen the error of relentless violence and killing people, so now I've reverted to being a total hippie! Peace out Darren!" He said, as they pulled over by the gates to a collection of small houses in an estate.
"Wow, thank's Steve!" Darren was rather shocked, but atleast Steve wasn't scary anymore.
"I'm the guardian angel in charge of this estate, this is where all your friends in life are, strangely they won't talk to me, and Mr Crepsley threw a chair at me the last time he saw me, can't think why." Steve sighed serenely, opening the gates and partolling the estate.
"Ah ha! This is Mr Crepsley's house, it's really big, a load of people live here," Steve smiled, skipping away to be angelic for someone else.
"Bye!" Darren called, taking a deep breath and entering the house...
Well, that's all for chapter one, rather than having long chapters every now and then I decided to do short ones regually, so I hope you enjoy, this one wasn't funny yet, but as you will know if you read "Naruto's worst nightmare" it takes me until the second chapter to get to grips and start with some humour.