The Crummiest Presents YGO Characters Ever Got
Narrator: It was Christmas Eve and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even Yugi Mouto.
Santa: Ho ho ho. I need a new gig gig gig. Man, why do I always get cookies and milk milk milk?
Yugi: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz zz..
Yami: (snore)
G.M. (grandpa mouto): Thanks for coming Santa!
Santa: No problem! I'm off to Ryou's house.
Narrator: What the? What did Santa get Yugi? Cheese?
Link: Cheese is good, don't ever make fun of cheese!
Narrator: What ever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ryou's
Bakura: Where is that baka Ryou?
Ryou: Bakura, go to sleep, it's Christmas Eve...
Bakura: That's what you want me to think! You will not win Santa! (crashes on to floor asleep)
Ryou: Or maybe he will...
Santa: The coast is clear. (walks into house) (puts presents under tree) Off I go. (flies off on sleigh)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Triston's sleep over
Triston: Night Joey, Tea, Mai, Serenity.
Joey: Night everyone.
Tea: It's midnight, go to sleep.
Mai: I need my beauty rest!
Serenity: We can hear you from my room! Shut up!
Triston: Touchy, touchy.
Santa: Here I am! (puts presents under the tree and runs away from police)
Rudolph: Why is he being chased by police?
Narrator: He stole money from the bank to buy children around the world's presents...
Rudolph: That makes sense.
Narrator: Hey Rudolph.
Rudolph: Ya?
Narrator: I just realized I've been talking to you, a deer.
Rudolph: REINDEER!
Narrator: O_O Calm down! I didn't mean it like that!
Rudolph: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next day
Joey: I GOT PIZZA! ^_^! But it is green, and glowing...
Triston: I got a easy bake kit. ( I don't like easy bake...
Tea: Why did I get boxers?
Serenity: WWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Joey: What's wrong, sis?
Serenity: I got oven mits! I wanted a kitten! (A.N. So do I (. Why does Santa always do this?)
Mai: I got...
Everyone: Yes?
Mai: A dead squirrel!
Narrator: For what everyone is getting I don't think Santa needed to steal the money...
Rudolph: What a waste of energy.
At Ryou's~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura: I got an apron! That is pink!
Ryou: I got a baby doll!
Madi: (A.N. She's my younger sister) I'LL TAKE IT! (!!!!!!!
Ryou: Here. (hands Madi the doll)
Madi: YAY!!!!!!!! (runs out of house)
Bakura: O_O That was a little odd...
Ryou: Yeah, but she took my doll! ^_^
Bakura: Baka boy.
Ryou: I heard that Bakara!
Bakura: HEY!
At Yugi's~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
G.M.: I got a cookbook! :-( That makes me mad!
Yami: I got radioactive waste! That is green! And glows!
Yugi: I got a chicken! ^_^
Narrator: Yugi seems to be happy.
Yugi: I'm allergic to chicken! :-(
Narrator: Never mind.
DMG: I got a pet Kuribo! I'm allergic to them!
DM: I got DMG clothing!
DMG: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, SANTA!!!!!! (waves fist in the air)
Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after the end.
Rudolph: What about the Kaiba Bros?
Narrator: I guess a peak wouldn't hurt.
Seto: -_- Why me?
Mokuba: (bouncing off the walls) Seto, because you don't believe in Santa, that's why you got coal!
Seto: -_- No, why did the freak in the red suit give you sugar?
Mokuba: Because I listen all the time! ^_^
Seto: oh really. (takes out a list of how many time Mokuba didn't listen and it goes all the way across Domino) 1. You didn't listen when you were told to stay put. 2. You didn't listen when I said not to drive the blimp. 3. You didn't listen when I told you not to shove your finger in the outlet. 4. You really didn't listen when...
Mokuba: O_O Oh god.
Narrator: O_O Right with you Mokuba. Well, see you next time when I figure out a new story to write! BYE!
Rudolph: (Puts on his theme song and sticks hat on Narrator)
Narrator: Now I shall do a weird boogie as I ask of you, R&R! Farewell!
Narrator: It was Christmas Eve and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even Yugi Mouto.
Santa: Ho ho ho. I need a new gig gig gig. Man, why do I always get cookies and milk milk milk?
Yugi: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz zz..
Yami: (snore)
G.M. (grandpa mouto): Thanks for coming Santa!
Santa: No problem! I'm off to Ryou's house.
Narrator: What the? What did Santa get Yugi? Cheese?
Link: Cheese is good, don't ever make fun of cheese!
Narrator: What ever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ryou's
Bakura: Where is that baka Ryou?
Ryou: Bakura, go to sleep, it's Christmas Eve...
Bakura: That's what you want me to think! You will not win Santa! (crashes on to floor asleep)
Ryou: Or maybe he will...
Santa: The coast is clear. (walks into house) (puts presents under tree) Off I go. (flies off on sleigh)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Triston's sleep over
Triston: Night Joey, Tea, Mai, Serenity.
Joey: Night everyone.
Tea: It's midnight, go to sleep.
Mai: I need my beauty rest!
Serenity: We can hear you from my room! Shut up!
Triston: Touchy, touchy.
Santa: Here I am! (puts presents under the tree and runs away from police)
Rudolph: Why is he being chased by police?
Narrator: He stole money from the bank to buy children around the world's presents...
Rudolph: That makes sense.
Narrator: Hey Rudolph.
Rudolph: Ya?
Narrator: I just realized I've been talking to you, a deer.
Rudolph: REINDEER!
Narrator: O_O Calm down! I didn't mean it like that!
Rudolph: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next day
Joey: I GOT PIZZA! ^_^! But it is green, and glowing...
Triston: I got a easy bake kit. ( I don't like easy bake...
Tea: Why did I get boxers?
Serenity: WWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Joey: What's wrong, sis?
Serenity: I got oven mits! I wanted a kitten! (A.N. So do I (. Why does Santa always do this?)
Mai: I got...
Everyone: Yes?
Mai: A dead squirrel!
Narrator: For what everyone is getting I don't think Santa needed to steal the money...
Rudolph: What a waste of energy.
At Ryou's~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura: I got an apron! That is pink!
Ryou: I got a baby doll!
Madi: (A.N. She's my younger sister) I'LL TAKE IT! (!!!!!!!
Ryou: Here. (hands Madi the doll)
Madi: YAY!!!!!!!! (runs out of house)
Bakura: O_O That was a little odd...
Ryou: Yeah, but she took my doll! ^_^
Bakura: Baka boy.
Ryou: I heard that Bakara!
Bakura: HEY!
At Yugi's~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
G.M.: I got a cookbook! :-( That makes me mad!
Yami: I got radioactive waste! That is green! And glows!
Yugi: I got a chicken! ^_^
Narrator: Yugi seems to be happy.
Yugi: I'm allergic to chicken! :-(
Narrator: Never mind.
DMG: I got a pet Kuribo! I'm allergic to them!
DM: I got DMG clothing!
DMG: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, SANTA!!!!!! (waves fist in the air)
Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after the end.
Rudolph: What about the Kaiba Bros?
Narrator: I guess a peak wouldn't hurt.
Seto: -_- Why me?
Mokuba: (bouncing off the walls) Seto, because you don't believe in Santa, that's why you got coal!
Seto: -_- No, why did the freak in the red suit give you sugar?
Mokuba: Because I listen all the time! ^_^
Seto: oh really. (takes out a list of how many time Mokuba didn't listen and it goes all the way across Domino) 1. You didn't listen when you were told to stay put. 2. You didn't listen when I said not to drive the blimp. 3. You didn't listen when I told you not to shove your finger in the outlet. 4. You really didn't listen when...
Mokuba: O_O Oh god.
Narrator: O_O Right with you Mokuba. Well, see you next time when I figure out a new story to write! BYE!
Rudolph: (Puts on his theme song and sticks hat on Narrator)
Narrator: Now I shall do a weird boogie as I ask of you, R&R! Farewell!