A/N: Been a while huh? Well, I'll keep this brief and normal. This is a parody of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. PARODY, say it with me P-A-R-O-D-Y! I don't own any of the characters or plot! This was originally a school assignment, by the way!

Goldilocks: Ash and Pikachu
Papa Bear: Red
Mama Bear: Blue
Baby Bear: Gold

Once upon a time, there was a 10 year old boy who just happened to wear a dress whose name was Ash Ketchum and was traveling with his partner, Pikachu.

"Pikachu, why am I wearing a dress?"

"Pika!" (Because Dawn forced it on you)"

"Right," They came upon a house and Ash opened the door.

"Well, looks like nobody is in here. Might as well check it out."

He tasted the first fried Magikarp and said,

"This is too hot!"

He tasted the second fried Magikarp and said,

"This one's too cold!"

He tasted the third fried Magikarp and said,

"This one's just right!"

"Pika!" (Why are you eating someone else's food?)

"Well someone left it on the table and whoever did that most likely didn't care."

He came across three Poké Balls and saw the first one on the table and said,

"This one has a Magikarp! I don't like that."

He came across the second one and said,

"This one has a Feebas! I don't need that."

He came across the third one that contained Arceus!

"This is Arceus! I'm getting that one!"

"Pika! (But that's the Legendary Arceus!)," the Pikachu hit the Poke Ball that contained Arceus and Arceus then got out and left!

"Well, I'm tired I'm going upstairs!"

"Pika! (Ash, this is bad! We might get caught!)"

"Don't worry, it's not like anything bad is gonna happen."

"Pikachuu… (I hope you're right…)"

He plopped down on one bed and said,

"This one's too hard"

He plopped down on the other and said,

"This one's too soft"

He plopped down on the last one and said,

"This one's just right…" and he dozed off to Dreamland while Pikachu ran off to find Dawn and Brock

"Pika… (Ash is such an idiot at times…)"

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a strange group of Pokemon which consisted of a Venasuar, a leaved reptilian beast, a Blastoise, a tortoise with two cannons, and a Typlosion, a reptilian beast with a couple of flames on its back, went came across the house and the Venasuar said,

"The door's open! Someone went inside!" the Venusuar exclaimed

"Oh no! We have to find out who got in!" the Blastoise said in a feminine voice

"Well, let's get in!" The Typlosion said

They went inside and the Venasuar, the Blastiose, and the Typlosion saw the three plates

"Someone bit my Magikarp!" the Venasuar exclaimed loudly

"Someone bit my Magikarp!" the Blastoise said

"Someone ate up all of my Magikarp, but… do we even eat these?" the Typlosion asked.

"Good point… Hey someone released the fake Arceus!" the Venasuar said

"Great! Now we are officially in trouble and some people got the other Poke Balls!" the Blastoise

"Well, I'm going upstairs. Oh my Arceus! Someone's in the comfortable bed!" the Typlosion

"What!" the Blastoise and the Venasuar exclaimed

"Huh, what's happening?" Ash said, waking up. He saw a Blastosie, Venasuar, and a Typlosion looking at him. "Yipe! Pokemon that could kill me!"

"What in the world?" the Pokemon took off their heads in confusion revealing a girl in the Blastosie costume, a boy in the Venasuar, and a boy in the Typhosion costume.

"The Pokemon ate the humans!" So Ash ran away and never came back to the place again

"What a weird kid!" They all exclaimed, "Well, let's give that random Pokemon manic his costumes back."

They took off the costumes and left the house