(Hermonie, Ron, and Harry are in the Griffindor common room at 2:00 a.m. trying to figure out a muggle recording device.)

Harry: I saw this one show on T.V. called That 70's Show they sit in this circle and have alot o fun

Ron: When I saw that they had smoke around them. What was it?

Hermonie: It was crack you idiot. I think I know how to make some.

#(Hermoine flicked her wand and three pipes appeared)

Ron: This might help us figure out how to use this...this what is it Harry?

Harry: A camcorder you dumbass.

(They sat at a little round table and picked up the pipes. Harry turned on the camera and put's it on Ron.)

Ron: How do you use this?

Hermonie: Shut up you red headed freak.

Harry: She figured it out. (Harry point's the camera toward Hermonie then takes a big puff of the pipe. Hermonie is staring at the wall.)

Harry: What are you staring at Hermonie?

Hermonie: Where did the dog come from? (Ron and Harry turn and look at the wall and see a dog.)

Harry: That's the muggle dog Scooby-Doo.

Ron: Scooby-Poo?

Hermonie: No Scooby-loo.

Scooby: Shut the ruck up it's rucking ruby-roo.

(the three Griffindors eye's get wide and stair at the dog.)

Hermonie: What is in this stuff!

(Harry fumbles for his wand and put's a spell on the camera so it move's to who ever is talking.)

Harry: where did Hermonie go? She's not in her chair. (He turn's to Ron and Hermonie and Ron are making out.

Harry: That's grouse.

Scooby: Yes it rucking is

Harry: don't say ruck.

Scooby: Ruck you Harry Pothead.

Harry: That's it.

( Harry jumps on top of Scooby and the get in to a fight.)