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Mistaken Identity

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Summary: One 'Aka' (Akashi Seijuro) is dangerous enough. What more if we add another 'Aka' (which is Akabane Karma)? Both are violent, both are sadistic. Things couldn't get more out of hand and only two bluenettes could most likely save the day.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basuke and Ansatsu Kyoushitsu. They all belong to their respective authors (Fujimaki Tadatoshi and Matsui Yuusei). I do not also own the cover picture, credit goes to pixiv id 1876641. Plot is mine (because I've been wanting an AkaKuro and KarmaGisa altogether in a fanfic but I can't find one so I made one HAHAHAHAHA)

Author's Notes: Uhh... First of all, I deeply apologize for being out for so long. I know it's been years since I last updated my fanfics. It is due to lack of confidence to update again, being busy to work and school (being a working student takes away my anime life), and depression. I might add as well that the reason I stopped writing is because... my writing passion has been quite destroyed due to some circumstances and I think all of my fanfics are made out of crap. It took a lot of time for me to recover.

But now, here I am making another fanfic again. Thanks to my friends who are persistently pushing me every day. I hope I will not lose my interest in writing this. And for those who doesn't know Karma and Nagisa yet, better watch Ansatsu Kyoushitsu before reading this so that you can relate while reading. I highly recommend the anime because it's really good.

Either ways, sorry for all the long drama! I will try the best that I can to update all my fanfics so that it will be finished now!

Happy reading!

PS. Please don't flame me if they're OOC

Chapter I: Uncanny Resemblance

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"Let's go home, Nagisa-kun. We can eat something along the way." A certain redhead said while bouncing and catching a brown purse on his palm.

A dumbfounded yellow octopus stared for a moment at Karma before shrieking. "Uwaaa! Hey, that's my purse!"

"Like I said, don't leave things unattended in the staff room." Karma said in a playful tone as he faced Koro-sensei.

"Give it back!" Koro-sensei demanded.

"Sure thing. Here, take it.~" Karma said smiling as he tossed the purse towards his riled up teacher.

As Koro-sensei caught the purse with his circular tentacles, he quickly opened it and to his surprise, nothing was inside. "Eh? But… this is empty though," Koro-sensei who's now sweating and trembling in fear emphasized by shaking his purse upside-down while pointing at it.

"There was nothing much in there," Karma grinned as he shrugged. "Call it as a donation."

"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Koro-sensei shrieked in distress. Payday still has a long time to go and he has no hopes on getting more money for himself. First was his strawberry gelato and now, his money. Damn Karma sure knows how to piss off people or even the unkillable alien.

"Why you hypocrite delinquent!" the yellow octopus yelled as he held his shiny circular head in frustration with both of his tentacles. "That was my last money, how could you do this to me? You… I'll make sure that I will punish you with my Mach 20 speed. Why, you're not even listening! Did you hear that!?"

Meanwhile with all of Koro-sensei's ramblings, Nagisa went towards him to calm him down and Karma was just beaming him an innocent evil smile like he's watching an old rich man that got bankrupted. Surely, this kid's sarcasm is superb.

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After that farce, Nagisa and Karma bid good bye to their teacher though up until they were leaving, Koro-sensei was still fuming by the loss of his few pennies.

While walking, "Karma-kun, even I will get angry if you did that to me. Hand over Koro-sensei's money to me now so I can return it to him tomorrow." Nagisa said as he looked at Karma with serious eyes.

"But it's true you know. I really donated it." Karma reasoned. "There was a beggar passing by and he has nothing to eat so I bought him bread with Koro-sensei's money."

"True or not, what you did is still wrong. And if you have something to give to that beggar, then that should be your own money. Not Koro-sensei's."

"Sheesh, what a nagger." Karma pouted. "He can do everything you know? With that Mach 20 speed, he can do something."

Nagisa sighed. Even if he rebukes Karma with his doings, Karma wouldn't most likely turn it back. "Probably what Karma did before the end of the class is to pay back Koro-sensei for embarrassing him multiple times," Nagisa thought.

"Well, I just hope that he can make through it." Nagisa said.

Pink and pale yellow streaks colored the sky, signing that the sun is already setting down. As the two continued walking, they saw a big "M" sign board brightly lit on an orange background on top of a long tall gray pole. As they got closer, they saw the restaurant's name: "MAJI BURGER 24"

Nagisa looked unto it. "Have you ever tried eating here?"

"I haven't yet but I believe this fast food restaurant is popular for their burgers and milkshakes." Karma said.

"Of course burgers are given base on their name but …milkshakes?"

"Vanilla milkshakes." Karma added.

Karma pushed the glass door and they entered the restaurant. The smell of fresh potatoes and meat greeted their nostrils. They could tell by the fragrance that the food being cooked is mouth-watering. Brightly themed walls and auburn bricks gave off a home-like atmosphere inside.

"Wow, there are lots of customers," Nagisa noted as he looked around. "This place must have good food."

"Yeah. So Nagisa-kun, what would you want to eat? If you've decided on what food you like, I'll order now." Karma inquired.

"Ah– umm… French fries will do and also, I want to try that vanilla milkshake you mentioned," Nagisa said. "Ah– would that cost too much? I have extra money here– "

"No. Like I said, this is my treat." Karma cut him off before he could refuse. "I'll make your fries extra-large, okay?"

"U-unn… Anything you wish as long as you would not spend all your money," Nagisa said, unable to refuse. "Otherwise, you'll be like Koro-sensei." Nagisa smiled.

"Me? Oh that will never happen~" Karma chuckled.

"Hai hai. I'll get seats for us now." Nagisa said.

"Okay~"

The bluenette got a hard time searching for free seats since the restaurant is almost full of people. Suddenly, he saw a redhead walking towards Maji Burger, Nagisa tilted his head. "Why is he outside? I thought he's going to order?" With that, he went outside the restaurant and walked towards the latter.

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As Karma got into the counter, he ordered one extra-large fries, two cheese burgers, and two medium sized vanilla milkshakes. After that, he searched for Nagisa while holding the tray containing their food.

"Tch, where is that girl?" Apparently due to the large sofas and customer count, Nagisa can't be seen due to his small stature. That is when Karma saw light blue tufts at the last row.

"Really, if not for your hair, I would never be able to find where you are now because you're so small." Karma sighed.

"Well, excuse me for not being tall." Kuroko talked back. "By the way, what took you so lo– "

"It doesn't matter," Karma said as he shoved three fries stick to Kuroko's mouth.

"Umnff…"Kuroko grumbled as he swallowed the fries.

"I told you, this would be my treat." Karma added as he took his seat and placed their food on the table. And then,

"Premium." Kuroko demanded as he eyed the cup containing his favorite drink.

"Huh?"

"I said premium. They should be premium vanilla milkshakes. Not the normal ones." Kuroko stared intensely at him.

Karma flinched in uneasiness. He knew Nagisa can't be angered or else his bloodlust will burst. "I didn't know that there's like that. And besides, you haven't even tasted the normal vanilla milkshake yet you're asking for a premium? What if you wouldn't like it?"

"Are you joking with me?" Kuroko said in a low dangerous voice as he narrowed his eyes. "You're late and now, this? You know if you didn't promise me for a premium one then I shouldn't expected in the first place. Ah, never mind. Next time, I won't meet up with you just because of the petty reasons like you will give me premium vanilla milkshakes when you can't."

Karma was stunned. Awfully stunned.

There was a long silence between the two and Karma decided to break the intense atmosphere. Kuroko was just silently sipping his 'supposedly premium' vanilla milkshake.

"Err… Anyways, since when did you change your hairstyle? You look more boyish with that kind of loo–"

"Are you implying that I'm a girl?" Kuroko said as he slammed the milkshake he was drinking on the table. Karma gaped. "Even I'm short and I'm your 'uke', you have no right to imply that to me."

Karma was even more stunned. "W-wha… I was just stating the mere fact! You're always wearing pigtails so anyone could hardly think that you're a boy."

"Are you on your right mind? Since when did I wear 'pig tails' often?" Kuroko asked, beginning to get confused.

"Duh~ you wear it every day because your abnormal mom wants you to be a girl. But unfortunately, you were born to be a boy so it's her loss." Karma said.

"Perhaps I'm talking to another Akashi-kun? Is this your 'third' split personality?"

"What? Akashi-kun? Have you forgotten my last name? It's Akabane. And when did you start calling me by that?" Karma said as he raised a brow.

"Yeah, there's no questioning. You're the 'third' Akashi-kun. You must've awoken from your long slumber. It is right that I wore pigtails once because you had me try it before but I don't wear it every day." Kuroko said. "And the color of your eye, it's different again. From two red orbs, to red and gold, then two golds. I can probably assume that your eye is that of car backlights." Kuroko grunted.

"What the hell." Karma could only curse.

"Excuse me?"

"Can I know your name?" Karma bluntly dropped.

Kuroko rolled his eyes. Seriously, Akashi's split personalities make him crazy.

"Tetsuya… Kuroko Tetsuya."

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On the other hand, Akashi walked elegantly towards Maji Burger when he saw a bluenette running off to him. He smiled and walked towards him.

"It's been a while." Akashi said as he leaned down and held Nagisa's hand as he kissed Nagisa on the right cheek.

"E-E-E-EH?!" Nagisa stuttered, astonished that Karma was being intimate to him.

"Why are you so shocked, love?" Akashi asked. "Isn't it normal for lovers to act this way?"

"B-b-but… I t-thought we're just friends?" Nagisa stammered, seemingly can't believe that his long-time friend confesses to him.

"Friends? You know that I think of you more than that. Am I being friend-zoned here?" Akashi said with a dejected look.

"N-no! If you're saying that you're i-in love with me… Then, I m-must inform you that…. T-that… I…" Nagisa broke his sentences.

"That you're?"

"T-That I l-l-like you too!" Nagisa spurted out his confession as he squeezed his eyes tightly. "I-I-I've been looking up to you ever since because you're the best among all people I've met. I'm envious of you too b-but don't worry! I don't resent you over it. Your grades, your looks, and even your talent, they're out of my reach. We're both humans so… why. You're really something else."

Akashi only smiled. "I know, but there are some things that are different from you too. You have extraordinary talent that most of the people overlooks but I see them, and that is the reason why I admire you a lot."

Nagisa blushed. Swear to god, his face and ears are so red and his light blue hair makes it even more visible.

"Anyways, that's the second time I've seen you with that kind of hairstyle and you look cute at it. As I thought, maybe you should tie your hair like that often." Akashi remarked.

"Huh?"

"And… Why did you grow small? Or I just got taller?" Akashi asked again as he pondered.

"That's your normal height ever since we're in our first year in middle school though." Nagisa said.

"It pains me to repeat this but as far as I can remember, my height during middle school is only around 158 centimeters." Akashi replied.

"My height is 159 centimeters so if you're saying that you're only 158, you should be on par with me since the only difference is one centimeter. But… why are you taller than me?" Nagisa asked.

"What are you saying? We're already in our high school years so you should have been taller."

"I'm only a middle-schooler though." Nagisa tilted his head I confusion.

"This is getting nowhere." Akashi pinched the bridge of his nose.

Could it be…?

"What's your name?" Akashi sternly asked making Nagisa flinch. The romantic and light atmosphere turned into an intimidating one.

"S-Shiota… N-Nagisa…" Nagisa muttered in a tiny voice. "Y-You're not… Karma-kun?" Nagisa asked as he trembled. And to think that he thought that he'll be finally free from his feelings towards his friend, to think that he thought that his friend will be able to return his feelings too, to think he thought Karma praised and acknowledged him, it turned out that the one he confessed to is a different person. A very different person.

"Karma-kun? I'm Akashi Seijuro." Akashi sharply said.

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Now, it is very clear why they're misunderstanding each other. They both didn't know that they're talking to a different or more precisely, wrong person!

"Please forgive me for my rudeness!" Kuroko bowed deeply to Karma as he asked for repentance. I'm such an idiot! Why did I mistake him as someone?

"N-No. It's really okay, Kuroko-san. I thought you were Nagisa-kun too." Karma said with a sheepish smile as he scratched the back of his head.

This is way too silly and awkward!

"Either ways, it is not an excuse for my behavior towards you. I sincerely apologize." Kuroko pressed.

"Hai hai, I forgive you. Ah, but– can you replace the vanilla milkshake you've been drinking earlier? It's actually for Nagisa-kun. He hasn't tried the drink yet so I bought him one." Karma asked.

"That will be no problem." Kuroko said as he smiled.

"By the way, who is this Akashi-kun you're talking about? And seriously, he has split personalities? He must be damn crazy."

Kuroko chuckled. "Yes he is crazy. But I love him even with his perilous behavior."

"Perilous?" Karma tilted his head.

"Kind of. He stabbed my friend with scissors one time out of jealousy when they first met."

Karma laughed. "Haha! If that's the case, he should apply as an assassin to kill Koro–" he covered his mouth. That was too close from revealing the world's top secret.

"Pardon?"

"A-Ah, I said he should go in for a kill if that's the case" Karma laughed humorlessly.

"Akabane-kun, that's not a good idea." Karma only smirked. We are studying to kill, just to let you know is what Karma wanted to say.

"What about Nagisa-kun? What about him tying his hair into pigtails? Isn't that weird for some guy like him?" Kuroko asked.

"Well, that guy… He never really liked those pigtails and never wanted to wear those. Even some of the girls were teasing him about it. His mother forced him to do that because she wanted a daughter but Nagisa is a boy." Karma said with a hint of sadness in his voice.

"That must be cruel to someone who's in your age."

"True, but he's really obedient and kind despite of it. Unlike me, he's not rebellious and he's patient when it comes to those things."

"I must say that he's a really good boy." Kuroko smiled.

"Certainly."

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"I-I'm really sorry, Akashi-san! I didn't mean to–" Nagisa bowed in apology. "You really look like Karma-kun so…"

"Are you sure that you're not a cross-dressing pervert that cosplays Tetsuya? If you are, I'll kill you." Akashi said with a threatening aura.

This guy is scarier than Karma! "Of course! I don't even know you!" Nagisa reasoned.

"Then can you show me this Karma-kun that I look like so that I will believe you?" Akashi said.

"I hope he's still in restaurant though. If I've been gone for minutes there, he might have went outside to search for me or maybe he could possibly left too."

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Either ways, they first headed inside the restaurant after all the talk.

"So… Where is this Karma-kun you're talking about?" Akashi said. "I hope he's still here so that I will find your reason 'reasonable' enough and let you slide."

As Nagisa spotted his red head, "Ah– there he is!" he pointed at the last row. But why is he seating with another person?

As Akashi and Nagisa went to Kuroko and Karma's place, all of them widened their eyes in disbelief.

Akashi looks like Karma. Karma looks like Akashi.

Nagisa looks like Kuroko. Kuroko looks like Nagisa.

We both look alike.

Who's who now?

Additional Notes:

- Just to make things clear, Karma thought that Kuroko was Nagisa and Nagisa thought that Akashi was Karma. Vice versa. Akashi and Kuroko are both high schoolers here and Nagisa and Karma are middle schoolers. Aka and Kuro are in a relationship now and Karma and Nagisa are still stuck in friendship zone.

- This is actually plotless. I just want AkaKuro and KarmaGisa together. They're all my precious little babies hngggh. But this plot bunny has been eating me inside-out so I had no choice but to write it to stop from bugging me.

- I'm 101% sure that the author of Ansatsu Kyoushitsu is an AkaKuro shipper like me. And ships Karuma bby to Nagisa.

- These four are idiots. But Karma and Nagisa are AkaKuro babies, okay?

- I laughed at the part: "Why did you grow small? Or I just got taller?". Proof that Akashi is height conscious. HAHAHAHAHAHA

- I seriously want to continue this more but time is not permitting me to do so. My mom is yelling me for not sleeping and I have school today so... till next chapter I guess?

I hope you had fun reading! Tell me what you think?

See you soon! :)