A/N: Hey, Koinumera here! Ok, this is a fanfiction written by my friends, Irusai, Hishippou, and Hikariko! They sent it to me and I am posting this up here for them!
First of all, if you haven't read my other fanfiction (The Adventure Continues Book 1-Koinumera) then you'll be REALLY confused. If you have, then you'll only be a little confused. So let me try to explain.In my fanfiction (please read it!!!) Inuyasha and Kagome have a daughter, Koinumera. Koinumera has a pet hamster named, Jo-Jo, who wants to take over the world. Koinumera also has four friends, Hishippou, Irusai, Hikariko, and Minamine, but ONLY Hishippou, Irusai, and Hikariko are in this story below.
If you HAVE read my fanfiction so far then, Sara=Koinumera, Maria=Hishippou, Crys=Irusai, and Eve=Hikariko.
If you have NOT read it, then.well Miroku and Sango have two perverted, twin sons named, Shizumeru and Kiraku, and they also have a young daughter named, Aya. And I think that's enough info for you to understand this story, so go ahead. Anywhere between the asterisks are written by Irusai and Hishippou (with the help of Hikariko). Now read!!!
Koinumera .
A Keru Roba Christmas Carol
By: Irusai & Hishippou
Hello. This is the Almighty Powerful Author [of Irusai]. Yes, I know. There are so many of me. Oh well. Who cares, right? Anyway, this fanfiction is screwed, so yeah. I'm gonna make this as easy to understand as possible. This fanfiction is about the Keru Roba Girls and families. They are sorta doing a play or something like that. It's based on the original story by Charles Dickinson, ya know, "A Christmas Carol"? Yeah. So anyways, here's a list of the characters in the story in comparison to our characters. Read and enjoy! (
Scrooge- Inuyasha
Fred/ Nephew- Miroku
Nephew's wife- Sango
Gentleman 1 (charity dude #1) - Kouga
Gentleman 2 (charity dude #2) - Myoga
Bob Crachit- Hojo
Marley- Sesshoumaru
Ghost of Christmas Past- Hishippo
Ghost of Christmas Present- Hikariko
Ghost of Christmas Future- Irusai
Fezziweg- Kagome's Grandpa
Girl who broke Inuyasha's heart- Kikyo
Mrs. Cratchit- Kagome
Brenda- Aya
Martha- Rin
Tiny Tim- Shippou
Man 1- Kiraku
Man 2- Shizumeru
Man 3- Jo-Jo
This story is strange, like everyone I know! So yeah! Anyways, story start!
Scene 1 start
Inuyasha: stuffing face with ramen
Miroku and Sango walk in
Miroku: Merry Christmas, Inu- I-I mean, Uncle!
Inuyasha: I'f nof youf unfle. (Translation: I'm not your uncle.)
Sango: Psst! It's a play, you idiot! Umm. . . Sir . . . we just wanted to ask you if you wanted to come to Christmas dinner at Hojo's home.
Miroku: Yes, and please bring some ramen. It's sort of a potluck thing. smiles
Inuyasha: stares blankly Are you both mad? Why would I, Inuyasha, share my ramen with a bunch of buttheads like you and Hojo? Huh?
Miroku: Ummm. . . 'Cause Kagome's going to be there?
Inuyasha: Count me in! Punches air
Sango: glares
Inuyasha: I mean-Go away, you idiots! I don't care about stupid Christmas! I care about privacy and eating ramen and making you jealous! Now go away!
Miroku: looks longingly at ramen
Sango: pulls Miroku out of Inuyasha's office
Scene 1 ends
Scene 2 starts
Inuyasha: walking outside
Kouga and Myoga walk up to Inuyasha with bag and papers
Myoga: pulls out papers and a pen Hello, sir. Would you like to donate some food to the poor this Christmas?
Kouga- grits teeth angrily Grrr. We can set you down for a family also, so you can help them throughout the year.
Inuyasha: glares at Kouga, then smirks Oh, ya know, I would like to donate to the poor, but, um, Kouga. . . I don't really think it's necessary- the poor made themselves that way. You know, Kouga, you're a perfect example, except your poor in brains instead of money, if you know what I mean. See ya later idiots! walks off
Myoga: stares after Inuyasha
Kouga: glares and clenches fists Grr. I hate this play.
Scene 2 - Ends
Scene 3 - Starts
Inuyasha: Well, Hojo. I suppose you want tomorrow off, huh?
Hojo: Um . . . yes, Inuyasha, sir. It would be convenient. I would like to spend some time with my wife and children. . .
Inuyasha: Is confused Wife.?
Hojo: Yes, sir. Her name is Kagome Higurashi, sir. bows respectfully has no idea that in real life Kagome is married to Inuyasha, and that he is pushing his luck
Inuyasha: left eye twitching clenches fist, while talking through gritted teeth Well. Let me think about that day off for a moment. pretends to think Hmmm... NO! Be back early next morning or I'll make sure you're fired!
Hojo: eyes wide Y-yes sir!
Scene 3 - ends
Scene 4 - starts
Inuyasha: is walking home opens his door, walks in ears twitch and feels presence whirls around Who's there?! (A/N: funny how his acting turns out to be real reaction most of the time, huh?)
Presence: chains rattle
Inuyasha: eyes go wide as he looks up at Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: in spooky voice Inuyasha. These are the chains that bound me to the. Ummmm... Darn it! I can't forewarn you-you poopy-head!
Inuyasha: What are you doing? stares in disbelief that his half-brother is resorting to preschool tactics
Sesshoumaru: wiping away tears I'm not sad, y'know. The almighty author is so mean.
Inuyasha: rolls eyes
Sesshoumaru: back to stronger voice In life I was your half-brother.
Inuyasha: Oh, you and me robbed the poor restaurants and widows off the street! Oh, the good ol' days! begins to wonder
Sesshoumaru: Yeah . . . NO! I WAS WRONG! And you-you used me to steal you five meals a day!
Inuyasha: still wondering
Sesshoumaru: AND YOU STARVED ME!
Inuyasha: No, uh! I killed you with my--.
Sesshoumaru: It's a play, you idiot! begins to leave Oh yeah, three spirits are supposed to haunt you.
Inuyasha: mumbles to himself He still doesn't remember how I killed him. Pity. Never a bright one, he was.
Sesshoumaru: distant voice I heard that!
Scene 4 - ends
Scene 5 - starts
Inuyasha: fell asleep with his face in a bowl off ramen mumbling about killing demons
Hishippo: rings doorbell
Inuyasha: jerks awake
Hishippo: rings doorbell rapidly
Inuyasha: rushes over to door and flings it open
Hishippo: stares up at Inuyasha and rings doorbell again
Inuyasha: Shut up! Why are you here! GO AWAY!
Hishippo: I am the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Inuyasha: Your past? rolls eyes
Hishippo: Yes.NO. That's too painful-Your past!
Inuyasha: sighs go away!
Hishippo: unfolds dragon wings No-sorry, Inuyasha, it's a play. Actually if it wasn't a play, I still don't think I would leave.
Inuyasha: Shut up!
light flashes and they are at ramen house
Hishippo: Do you know this place?
Inuyasha: Know it? Why, I worked here!
Kagome's Grandpa: Clear away lads! Its Christmas time and the feast is about! Inuyasha, a special present for you!
Younger Inuyasha: Yeah! flings wrapping paper about
Inuyasha: smiles as he watches himself unwrap a miniature ramen-making kit
Hishippo: You're lucky. I can't ever remember getting a Christmas gift!
Inuyasha: You were naughty, that's why!
Hishippo: mumbles to herself Why did you get one then?
Inuyasha: Gramps was a good man; I know that I am just like him.
Hishippo: Yeah, right. Moving on.
light flashes and they are inside Inuyasha's office
Young Inuyasha: stuffing his face
Kikyo: Why didn't you save any for me?
Inuyasha: Because you're ummm. not hungry! Yeah, not hungry.
Kikyo: I hate you. slaps young Inuyasha and walks out
Inuyasha: Nooooooooo!!!!! Hishippo take me home, I don't want to be here! Actually-there's food! Nope, I'll stay here.
light flashes and Inuyasha is at his house
Scene 5 - ends
Scene 6 - starts
Inuyasha walks into dinning room and sees Hikariko eating giant bowls of ramen
Hikariko: Don't they look good?
Inuyasha: How did you get into my secret stash?
Hikariko: Ummm... Good question. screws up eyes thinking
Inuyasha: Don't think; it's painful.
Hikariko: Okay! Anyway, let's see what your friends are having for dinner!
Inuyasha: Nah. I have all the food I want here. walks to giant bowls of ramen light flashes and they are at Hojo's house
Hikariko: Lookie!
Inuyasha: peers in through window at Hojo's house and stares with his mouth open at Kagome
Kagome: Don't worry, Rin. Daddy will be home really soon.
Rin and Aya: I think he is coming! Hide! Hide!
Hojo: enters home with Shippou on his back
Kagome: runs over to Hojo and picks up Shippou How was work? hugs Shippou and sets him down in the chair at the table
Shippou: Look at all the food! food is a doll sized turkey and a tablespoon of mashed potatoes
Kagome: pats Shippou on the head and sits down next to him looking worried
Hojo: hanging up coat and hat Hey-where are the girls?
Aya and Rin: pop out from under the table Here we are father!
Hojo, Aya, and Rin sit down at table
Kagome: hands everyone a plate with small portions except herself
Inuyasha: They're starving her!
Hikariko: No, she's saving their last rations for the potluck tomorrow. Are you going?
Inuyasha: guilty face No.
Hikariko: Can't make it?
Inuyasha: Even guiltier face umm...
Hikariko: I'm going! smiles
Light flashes and Inuyasha is back at his house
Inuyasha: Man, wonder what will happen to Kagome and Shippou after that last dinner tomorrow?
Scene 6 - ends
Scene 7 -starts
Inuyasha wonders about Kagome and Shippou when shadow appears over him
Inuyasha: looks up Are you Irusai? I mean-the Ghost of Christmas Future?
Irusai: nods
Inuyasha: Uhhhh... Where are we going?
Irusai: points
lights flash and they are at Inuyasha's house
Kiraku: stuffing his face Mmm... Good.
Shizumeru: Good thing he doesn't need this food anymore.
Jo-Jo: Carrying weapons of Mass Destruction MWAHAHAHA! Now I can take over the world with these firecrackers I found! (A/N: Those aren't firecrackers, Jo-Jo.)
Inuyasha: Who is that poor innocent person they robbed? knows it's himself By the way, where am I?
Irusai: points into backyard flooded with pink blossoms
Inuyasha: "Here lies Inuyasha-The biggest poopy-head on the planet!"
Irusai: smirks What a title.
Inuyasha: Shut up! I will kill you! I swear!
Irusai: Nice threats from a dead man.
Inuyasha: I'm dead?
light flashes and Inuyasha is back at his house
Inuyasha: I am not a poopy-head! I still have time to make it to Hojo's party!
grabs ramen kit that he got from Kagome's Grandpa and runs out the door
Inuyasha: I'm here!
everyone stares
Inuyasha: There's plenty for everyone! Especially Kagome.
Kagome: Psst! It's a play!
Inuyasha: Hey, Hojo! Let me help out with your struggling family with a raise!
Hojo: Looks shocked
(A/N: Above the roof of the merry party sat three Keru Roba Girls all signing a Christmas card to Koinumera, with this very play attached. Merry Christmas to Koinumera, from Irusai, Hikariko, and Hishippo!)
A/N: It's Koinumera again! How was it? I think it's hilarious, but I guess you guys might think differently.well I hope y'all enjoyed it, so PLEASE review!!!
Also, if you have been reading my other fanfiction, I WILL NOT UPDATE NO LONGER!!!! Not unless, I get at least 4 more reviews (from 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE)! The reason why is in my Bio. You should be checking there frequently for updates, but obviously most people are not. So there.
Bye and Happy Holidays!!!
Koinumera .