Yancy, Fry, Leela, Bender, Zoidberg, Phillip Fry II, Amy, Farnsworth, and
pretty much all of the other characters in this fan-fic are copyright to
David X. Cohen, Matt Groening, and FOX Television (which will die). Nutin'
but the story is mine.
Title: The Brother Who Lived
Chapter I
By: Yancy-Likes-Bologna (a.k.a. Luisa Christina Maria Scavo X)
(Theme Song Plays)
"Paying Bologna its Respect."
(Caption: December 31, 2030)
Cut to the Fry House.
An aged Yancy Fry (Fry's brother) sits at the table crying.
Yancy: Whatever happened to you...I swear I'll find out! I swear! (He
continues to cry)
Enter Phillip Fry II
Phillip: (Looks at calender and sees that it's December 31) Ugh. It has to
be like this every new year, doesn't it.
Yancy: (Sniffs) Yep.
Phillip: (He takes bologna out of the Refrigarator) Ooh! Look! (he runs
bologna in front of Yancy's face) MMM!!! Doesn't it look delicious!
Yancy: It'd be better with Phil...
Phillip: Come on! You love bologna! Just take a bite...for me.
Yancy: Okay, fine. For you. (He takes bologna and is about to eat it when it forms into Fry's face) AHHH!!!! (He screams and falls out of his chair.)
Phillip: Dude...you've got it bad this year. (cut to Yancy rolled up in a
little ball on the floor, shivering) Anyway, eventually, I'm sure we'll
find out what happened to your brother.
Yancy: (Gets up) Yeah, maybe in like 2980 years from now.
Phillip: Exactly. You will find out.
Yancy: No I won't. I'm an old man now! I won't be alive in the year 3000...
(he sobs)
Phillip: There's always cloning.
(Yancy looks up)
Cut to cloning lab. Yancy is standing next to a guy with a clip-board.
Guy: Hello Mr....Yancy? Fry.
Yancy: That's me.
Guy: Isn't that a girl's name?
Yancy: Yancy? Uuhh... no...
Guy: Are you sure?
Yancy: Yeah...
Guy: (laughs) No, really, what's your real name?
Yancy: Yancy Fry is my name. I think you might have "Yancy" confused with
"Nancy". Nancy is a girl's name.
Guy: (Narrows eyes) My name is Nancy. (Points his finger) Right this way,
sir.
Yancy: (walks in the direction the guy points) God, people have some weird
names for their kids...
(cut to another room in the cloning lab Yancy stands next to another guy
with a clip-board, except this one is older)
Guy: Okay, Yancy (chuckles). I just need some information.
Yancy: Try me.
Guy: Okay... What age should your clone be?
Yancy: About thirty.
Guy: Got it. How long should we hold it here?
Yancy: 'till about the year 3000.
Guy: Looking for your brother?
Yancy: Yeah! How'd you know!
Guy: Well, a while ago, that man (points to a sign that says, "Do not take checks from this man." Underneath is a picture of Fry.) went missing. You
look a lot like him.
Yancy: (Sighs) That's my brother, all right. His checks would always
bounce... That poor, broke, delivery boy...
Guy: Yeah, whatever. Plus, everybody comes here to look for their brother
in the year 3000.
Yancy: Oh.
Guy: Just lay down on this table here.
Yancy: (lays on the table) I'm sure I'll figure out what happened to Phil!
To be continued...
A sneak peek at the next Chapter:
Yancy: PHIL!! It's really you!
Fry: Yancy? How'd you get here? I thought you were dead!
Yancy: I am.
Fry: AHHH!!!!!!
but the story is mine.
Title: The Brother Who Lived
Chapter I
By: Yancy-Likes-Bologna (a.k.a. Luisa Christina Maria Scavo X)
(Theme Song Plays)
"Paying Bologna its Respect."
(Caption: December 31, 2030)
Cut to the Fry House.
An aged Yancy Fry (Fry's brother) sits at the table crying.
Yancy: Whatever happened to you...I swear I'll find out! I swear! (He
continues to cry)
Enter Phillip Fry II
Phillip: (Looks at calender and sees that it's December 31) Ugh. It has to
be like this every new year, doesn't it.
Yancy: (Sniffs) Yep.
Phillip: (He takes bologna out of the Refrigarator) Ooh! Look! (he runs
bologna in front of Yancy's face) MMM!!! Doesn't it look delicious!
Yancy: It'd be better with Phil...
Phillip: Come on! You love bologna! Just take a bite...for me.
Yancy: Okay, fine. For you. (He takes bologna and is about to eat it when it forms into Fry's face) AHHH!!!! (He screams and falls out of his chair.)
Phillip: Dude...you've got it bad this year. (cut to Yancy rolled up in a
little ball on the floor, shivering) Anyway, eventually, I'm sure we'll
find out what happened to your brother.
Yancy: (Gets up) Yeah, maybe in like 2980 years from now.
Phillip: Exactly. You will find out.
Yancy: No I won't. I'm an old man now! I won't be alive in the year 3000...
(he sobs)
Phillip: There's always cloning.
(Yancy looks up)
Cut to cloning lab. Yancy is standing next to a guy with a clip-board.
Guy: Hello Mr....Yancy? Fry.
Yancy: That's me.
Guy: Isn't that a girl's name?
Yancy: Yancy? Uuhh... no...
Guy: Are you sure?
Yancy: Yeah...
Guy: (laughs) No, really, what's your real name?
Yancy: Yancy Fry is my name. I think you might have "Yancy" confused with
"Nancy". Nancy is a girl's name.
Guy: (Narrows eyes) My name is Nancy. (Points his finger) Right this way,
sir.
Yancy: (walks in the direction the guy points) God, people have some weird
names for their kids...
(cut to another room in the cloning lab Yancy stands next to another guy
with a clip-board, except this one is older)
Guy: Okay, Yancy (chuckles). I just need some information.
Yancy: Try me.
Guy: Okay... What age should your clone be?
Yancy: About thirty.
Guy: Got it. How long should we hold it here?
Yancy: 'till about the year 3000.
Guy: Looking for your brother?
Yancy: Yeah! How'd you know!
Guy: Well, a while ago, that man (points to a sign that says, "Do not take checks from this man." Underneath is a picture of Fry.) went missing. You
look a lot like him.
Yancy: (Sighs) That's my brother, all right. His checks would always
bounce... That poor, broke, delivery boy...
Guy: Yeah, whatever. Plus, everybody comes here to look for their brother
in the year 3000.
Yancy: Oh.
Guy: Just lay down on this table here.
Yancy: (lays on the table) I'm sure I'll figure out what happened to Phil!
To be continued...
A sneak peek at the next Chapter:
Yancy: PHIL!! It's really you!
Fry: Yancy? How'd you get here? I thought you were dead!
Yancy: I am.
Fry: AHHH!!!!!!