Author's notes!
Please read and review this first chapter; it's really short. It will not kill you to take thirty seconds of your time to tell me what you think.
Please don't review with all sorts of critical analysis; this is purely for my entertainment and I don't care if it sucks.
Thanks!
Abbey
"What is this all about?" Tamaki Suoh exclaimed, throwing his hands up and causing commotion in the hallway. The other Host Club members focused their attention on the fancy pink poster that was causing Tamaki's rage. The poorly-tacked-up paper read, in swirly black font:
INTRODUCING:
The Ouran High School Hostess Club
Six dedicated and beautiful young women capable of pleasing any hopeful young man over tea and cakes, at your service!
The Ladies
Kiyomi Kuran; the Princess
Kagura Yasoh; the Cute Type
Rika and Kira Nakagawa; the Vixen Twins
Miya Matsumoto; the Lolita Type
Kyoung-mi Cheng; the Shy, Quiet Type
For questions and advance booking, call Akito Soh or visit him in Music Room #3 on Wednesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays. The ladies look forward to meeting you!
Tamaki continued making a scene in the hallway, attracting attention from passersby and admirers. Several girls were swooning, their hearts practically beating out of their chests, overcome with affection for their obnoxious, dramatic prince.
"Takashi?" Honey's eyes widened as he looked up at Mori. "Does this mean we can't have our room anymore?"
Before Mori could answer, Honey felt a female hand caressing his shoulder. When he turned around, he was faced with a beautiful strawberry-blonde girl he didn't recall ever seeing before. "No," she said smoothly and sweetly. "We'll be really quiet and besides, we'll only be there three days a week. Don't worry, cutie, it'll all be fine." She giggled and smiled before turning to Tamaki.
"Suoh-san. Hajimemashite. Kuran Kiyomi da." She bowed low, her long hair tumbling over her shoulders.
Tamaki smirked. "You know, Kiyomi-san, it's rather inappropriate to use the da form over the desu form when meeting someone for the first time."
Kiyomi rolled her eyes. "It's also informal to call someone by their first name after meeting them for the first time, Suoh-san. Anyway, now we're even! Princess to prince, I guess there's some things we must attend to." She folded her arms across her chest and attempted to look serious but her sweet eyes deemed this impossible.
Tamaki's eyes narrowed. "So you're the leader of this new Hostess Club?"
"That is correct."
"I'd like to meet the other ladies. After that, you may formally meet the hosts."
Without answering him, Kiyomi turned on her heel and set off to find the hostesses and bring them to meet the boys.
Tamaki called out after her, "We'll be in Music Room number three!" but Kiyomi ignored him.
After rounding up the girls they all organized themselves into a triangle shape and threw open the doors to Music Room #3.