1The Search For Ewans Lightsaber
Chapter One
The Duke stands there poised seriously studying his colleague Fracula- In front of the fireplace.
The Duke: Well Frog,what will it be tonight, Scrabble or Twister?
Fracula: You always beat me at Twister
The Duke: That's because you're a frog
Fracula: It's not easy being green.
The Duke: Shut Up
Meanwhile:
Ewan: My lightsaber! It was there when I went to sleep last night! Shite!
Guy: Holy Rusted Metal Ewan!
Ewan: And...who are you?
Guy: Just a Guy
Ewan: My lightsaber is gone, but, I can't stop thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who is he with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he will ever return one day. No time for that! To the Kiltmobile!
Wait a sec...What am I talking about? To the Chevy!
Seconds later:
Ewan: I need to lay off the haggis
*Alarms*
Fracula: Master Bates..
The Duke: I told you never to call me that! It was my stage name almost fifteen years ago
Fracula: Sorry. Monitor says Ewans Lightsaber has been stolen. The information
Warner dug up says that it was stolen by a spy named Ami. She has high credentials and with her small body she can get in things easy enough to be undetected.
*The Duke slams his fist on the table*
The Duke: We must find Ami and get that lightsaber,in the name of Frog Squad. Call Warner in here, I want to see the files on this Ami character.
-End Chapter 1-