Caractersrs
Blasto - fom Mass Effect. has go back in tim 2 sttahp sum guy from destroying stuff.
Chole Phelps - (LA Noir) - a coop who fell through a tim portaall, lose the his memory and changed his name 2 Jonnd Mayon. He late are fall in the glacier like avatar the last airbend n slept for a 100000000 yrs, he lsoe his memory agian, chaged hiz naem 2 mastor Chef n went back in tim a gain.
Mster Chef - Froomm Halooooooooooooooo.
Boker DeWit - Fromm Bioshoockkkkkk.
John Maron - Ffrrom Reed Ded Reedemption.
hi im blasto. im gonna buy som flowers at the shiop. blaso walked ot the shop. hi blasto! i didnt recognize you1 said the clerk. here you go. that's me blaso sad. hi doggy blasto said tot he dog on the counter. i am not a dog said jack noir, so but then jack stabbed him and he died. oh no!
wheeooowhoowheooewhoo OH NO the the alarm is going offf. said master chef. we gotta save him from the defphs of hell! master chief, chole phelps, booker dewit, johnnn mareston, and sam max met up at a bar. but before they went to go save blasto they got drunk and partied soooooooooo harddddddddd. then they went into sams car and drove over the niagra falls and into hell.
bam bam bam bam bam. they all shot the demons that were attkcing. master chief killed like a million of them causes hes so cooooool. booker killed 666 of them and max sucked so he killed -12 of the and also killed chole phelps. he lost 10 points cause team killing is bad. meanwhile katkar was vistin his frind eridan who was in hell and whn he saw them driv buy he ws all like. yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo
the car stopped at the gates of hell. infont of them was cereusbersuzs, the tree heded dog who gauded hell. i need a toll for you to pass . sad cererssbus. omg we need a toll guys, said john marston. what do we do? said booker. i know what tod o guize, i got this. master chief sed. he grabbed chole phelps and shovvbded him into teh mouth of cerbus. they ran pasrt the dog while the doggy ate chole pholes.
then they reached the ribber styx. how do we get across? said master chief. ik what 2 do guize, said john marston. chole phelps had already respawned so they got a chainsaw from knayanaya and made a boat outta him and they foated over the ribver/
yo, said 2 gaurds. won of us tells the truth and another lies. but yo dont no which won tells the truth. hahahahahahaha said the gaurds. dun worry guiz i got tis said boook detwit. he tookchoolephelps dbded boddy eand dhen hit the gauds with the ded body. he hit them like a hundred times and it hurt alike alot.
ow ow ow ow ow ow okay. ill tell you guize the truth. tell us! wsaid master chef booker, jonmarston, and chole hples. YOU ARE TOO LATE. oh noooooooooooooooooooo said master chief. END of chpater