Hi, enjoy this story - I don't own any of the characters in South Park: -D!
P.s. don't let kids under 15 read
this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Credit to TheCartoonKid and
PinkParadise!
Cartman was bored. Stan was down under (the sewers with his uncle), Kenny was.dead again and Kyle was grounded for saying ''fuck off'' to his mom. So he turned on the TV and watch hot babes strip for a minute or two, until his mom came in and started ogling at the TV in a disturbingly odd way. So Cartman said 'Fuck off son of a Bitch! 'And his mom just walked away, staring at the TV still. Aware that his mom could turn into a full on perverted bisexual, he switched the channel to Saddam Hussein's funeral. In which all that happened was Saddam Hussein was thrown in a ditch in the Sahara desert and eaten by wild dogs with scorpions alongside.
He started laughing hysterically and throwing cheesypoofs at the TV while people cheered the dogs on.
When that was over, Cartman went back into his bored mood. 'God dammit! This place is crap! Nothing good ever happens in South Park!' A-ha! Well that is where you are wrong, Eric, as an adventure is about to take you up into - 'God dammit who the hell is that?!" Your conscience. 'Well shut the fuck up!' Just one more cheesypoof should do it. Cartman quickly stuffed the whole pack of the cheesy meal - now available at minimart! - When he started to feel woozy. 'Ohhh, my head hurts - and so does my ass!' Cartman clutched his highnie and fell off the couch onto the Christmas tree.
To be continued.Now Review!!! And be nice - it's Christmas! Sophie xxx
Cartman was bored. Stan was down under (the sewers with his uncle), Kenny was.dead again and Kyle was grounded for saying ''fuck off'' to his mom. So he turned on the TV and watch hot babes strip for a minute or two, until his mom came in and started ogling at the TV in a disturbingly odd way. So Cartman said 'Fuck off son of a Bitch! 'And his mom just walked away, staring at the TV still. Aware that his mom could turn into a full on perverted bisexual, he switched the channel to Saddam Hussein's funeral. In which all that happened was Saddam Hussein was thrown in a ditch in the Sahara desert and eaten by wild dogs with scorpions alongside.
He started laughing hysterically and throwing cheesypoofs at the TV while people cheered the dogs on.
When that was over, Cartman went back into his bored mood. 'God dammit! This place is crap! Nothing good ever happens in South Park!' A-ha! Well that is where you are wrong, Eric, as an adventure is about to take you up into - 'God dammit who the hell is that?!" Your conscience. 'Well shut the fuck up!' Just one more cheesypoof should do it. Cartman quickly stuffed the whole pack of the cheesy meal - now available at minimart! - When he started to feel woozy. 'Ohhh, my head hurts - and so does my ass!' Cartman clutched his highnie and fell off the couch onto the Christmas tree.
To be continued.Now Review!!! And be nice - it's Christmas! Sophie xxx