The Cheeky Files (a small bio on some of the characters that will be in my stories)
Mz/Chx 12-22-03
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters unless mentioned otherwise (but Mz/Chx is my persona so I do own myself!)
Note: These bios will be the "prologe" (however you spell it) of every Mz/Chx story.
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Mz/Chx: Short for Miss Cheex, she's one of the few blacks from the ghetto to host her own talk, game, and variety shows. Kinda rich and very successful, her shows have one thing in common: The Ludacris Call "Oooooh-oooooooooooh!".
Mario: The happy, pudgy and naive Italian plumber. He only has eyes for Peach! Peach, he loved her sooooo much, yet she betrayed him. He will be missed. (refer to the Cheeky Talk Show vol.1)
Luigi: A tru player and one of Yoshi's favorite customers (not *that* way). He's broken many hearts of many girls and turned them cold as stone. He's been arressted about 17 times and was a member of the Nintendo Mafia. Peach is his new victim!
Peach: An ex-prostitute who is currently living off Luigi's riches. They're happily living together in the castle which was renovated to look very...green. Anyway, she feels awful about what happened to Mario but, oh well!
Yoshi: The super-popular and famous multi-millionaire fashion designer of the famous and super-popular line "Just Yoshi". It's all green and his favorite customers include Link, Luigi, Saria and whoever else rocks green all the time. He's very happy but still looking for love.
Daisy: The openly bisexual girl who has feelings for Peach and will do anything to eliminate Luigi (she was one of his victims) and rescue Peach. Oh, yeah, did we mention that she's head of the S.L.R.O.T. program (Stop Luigi's Reign Of Terror)? The company actually has many employees.
Link: The once cute and nice boy has grown into a sexy and extremely obnoxious 17 year old. He's almost always angry at something and can be a real bitch if he doesn't get his way. He works at one of the country's most popular medieval-themed amusement parks. Also, he's engaged to Zelda who seems to be the only one who can take his personality.
Saria: A Zelda-hater and president of the Kokiri Village in Hyrule, she's happy, bouncy and also trying to find a cure to the Kokiri's famed shortness because they're all pissed off about being called "little kids" all the time. Very smart and is currently stalking Link for betraying her. AND, she's an employee at the S.L.R.O.T.!
Kafei: Also an adult of child height, he's very cute and Mz/Chx seems to favor HIM even over Link. He's gone to jail (or shall we say "juvie") before for the murder of his true love Anju who um "made fun of him in some ways..." He's currently doing shampoo ads for Paul Mitchell's, Herbal Shampoo, and Just For Me. He wears his Keaton Mask in public to hide his beauty form unworthy eyes.
Zelda: Engaged to Link mainly so she'd have one of the best bodyguards. She thinks she's better than everyone else because she's a princess. She's good friends with Peach and a rival of Mz/Chx and Saria for obvious reasons. She's actually very intelligent for a blonde and says she'll be damned should anyone take Link from her.
Donkey Kong: The primate from the Jungle was once a member of the Nintendo Mafia. He made a killing from the banana-flavored cocaine that tore the Jungle to shreds. He's changed his ways and is working hard to reconstruct rain forests worldwide and to hunt down his stolen recipe for the crack before it gets way out of hand.
Mz/Chx 12-22-03
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters unless mentioned otherwise (but Mz/Chx is my persona so I do own myself!)
Note: These bios will be the "prologe" (however you spell it) of every Mz/Chx story.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Mz/Chx: Short for Miss Cheex, she's one of the few blacks from the ghetto to host her own talk, game, and variety shows. Kinda rich and very successful, her shows have one thing in common: The Ludacris Call "Oooooh-oooooooooooh!".
Mario: The happy, pudgy and naive Italian plumber. He only has eyes for Peach! Peach, he loved her sooooo much, yet she betrayed him. He will be missed. (refer to the Cheeky Talk Show vol.1)
Luigi: A tru player and one of Yoshi's favorite customers (not *that* way). He's broken many hearts of many girls and turned them cold as stone. He's been arressted about 17 times and was a member of the Nintendo Mafia. Peach is his new victim!
Peach: An ex-prostitute who is currently living off Luigi's riches. They're happily living together in the castle which was renovated to look very...green. Anyway, she feels awful about what happened to Mario but, oh well!
Yoshi: The super-popular and famous multi-millionaire fashion designer of the famous and super-popular line "Just Yoshi". It's all green and his favorite customers include Link, Luigi, Saria and whoever else rocks green all the time. He's very happy but still looking for love.
Daisy: The openly bisexual girl who has feelings for Peach and will do anything to eliminate Luigi (she was one of his victims) and rescue Peach. Oh, yeah, did we mention that she's head of the S.L.R.O.T. program (Stop Luigi's Reign Of Terror)? The company actually has many employees.
Link: The once cute and nice boy has grown into a sexy and extremely obnoxious 17 year old. He's almost always angry at something and can be a real bitch if he doesn't get his way. He works at one of the country's most popular medieval-themed amusement parks. Also, he's engaged to Zelda who seems to be the only one who can take his personality.
Saria: A Zelda-hater and president of the Kokiri Village in Hyrule, she's happy, bouncy and also trying to find a cure to the Kokiri's famed shortness because they're all pissed off about being called "little kids" all the time. Very smart and is currently stalking Link for betraying her. AND, she's an employee at the S.L.R.O.T.!
Kafei: Also an adult of child height, he's very cute and Mz/Chx seems to favor HIM even over Link. He's gone to jail (or shall we say "juvie") before for the murder of his true love Anju who um "made fun of him in some ways..." He's currently doing shampoo ads for Paul Mitchell's, Herbal Shampoo, and Just For Me. He wears his Keaton Mask in public to hide his beauty form unworthy eyes.
Zelda: Engaged to Link mainly so she'd have one of the best bodyguards. She thinks she's better than everyone else because she's a princess. She's good friends with Peach and a rival of Mz/Chx and Saria for obvious reasons. She's actually very intelligent for a blonde and says she'll be damned should anyone take Link from her.
Donkey Kong: The primate from the Jungle was once a member of the Nintendo Mafia. He made a killing from the banana-flavored cocaine that tore the Jungle to shreds. He's changed his ways and is working hard to reconstruct rain forests worldwide and to hunt down his stolen recipe for the crack before it gets way out of hand.