DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN AYANE, KASUMI, OR ANY OTHER DOA CHARCTER THAT MAY APPEAR IN THIS FIC! (I'd like to own Ayane though, she's freakin' awesome!!)
Our two favorite ninjas, Kasumi and Ayane, are on vacation and walking down the street some where in America trying to find a place to eat. Before they can however, they come across an American teen selling some type of of drug. How he got the drugs, they would not know.
"Hey, you two!" called the drug addicted teen.
"What is it?" asked Kasumi, curious as to what the boy could possibly what.
"What the fuck do you what, kid?" asked Ayane, not really caring what the teen boy had to say.
"Do you two ladies want some weed?" the boy offered, holding a bag of weed in his hand.
"No! Drugs are bad for you!" said Kasumi, disgusted that he tried to sell them that stuff.
"Oh, come on! Weed isn't a drug, it's just a plant." replied the American teen.
"You still shouldn't be out here smoking that stuff. You should be going to school and preparing for your future!" said Kasumi.
"Yeah, get your ass back to class, ya little prick!" added Ayane.
"Come on, don't you two wanna be cool?" asked the boy.
"I am cool! I'm awesome and I kick fucking ass!" declared Ayane while giving him the finger.
"There is nothing 'cool' about a fool on drugs!" added Kasumi.
"Ah, you two are just lame!" he replied. "And you, you're just gay!" he said while pointing to Ayane.
Ayane became extreamly pissed off and took out her kunai knife. She plunged the kunai into the boy's neck and twisted it.
"Um... Ayane?" said Kasumi, attemping to stop Ayane from brutalizing the young man.
As if completly ignoring kasumi, Ayane continued to mutilate the poor boy. She removed the kunai from his neck and started to gorge out his eyeballs, blood spraying all over.
"Uh...Ayane?" Kasumi still got no responce.
After gorging out his eyes, Ayane ripped open his torso with her bare hands and pulled out some of his organs. What a bloody mess!
"AYANE!!"
"WHAT!!" Ayane finally answered.
"Um... I think he's dead..." said Kasumi, looking at the boy's now bloody corpse.
"Oh...right" Ayane decided to stop.
"Well, remember kids! Drugs are bad for you!" Kasumi says, breaking the forth wall.
"And if I catch you smoking pot, or any of that other shit, I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!!" warns Ayane.
"Hey, any of you two want some of this coke?" some random kid offscreen asks.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!" Ayane screams as she charges at the boy with her katana.
Ayane kills the poor sap while Kasumi sighs in despair.
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