Damn that author

Summary:

To the readers beyond the fourth wall who are reading this I tell you my story: I was living a peaceful life but everything ended one day when the "Author" abducted me to fictional worlds. Since months I have been fighting and surviving and I'm now stuck in R+V... The good new is...I can't die.

Author's notes: This is the author speaking. As the summary shows, my story is focused like many other fanfictions of Rosario+Vampire on OC. The fourth wall will be broken several times a day and there will be many times where the main character speaks to us directly. He will be also the one to answer any question or review unless you specify that you want the author (me) to answer. Humor is one of the main genre but there will be surely many dark and bloody moments. It won't follow chapter per chapter the manga (nor the anime) as my OC will likely affect the events of R+V. I'm going to let now the main character explains the rest.

It happened again.

I was again transferred without notice to another world.

It has been five months since this omnipotent bastard assassinated my life. Five months I have been learning and adapting to survive. It wasn't always that bad. Sometimes it was even like heaven. But most of the time it was hard and even maybe literally hell.

Basically I was sent to fictional worlds, often anime worlds and had to stay there for an unknown period of time. While it may be considered as a dream, when you're struck in a world like Dragon Ball and you're a powerless human, it quickly become a nightmare. Well I have one power : I absolutely can't die. It's the only positive gift the Author gave me.

More precisely I can be hurt but I can't be critically be hurt nor die.

I can bleed but I can't be decapitated.

I can be tired but I can't be dead tired.

I can be hungry or thirsty but I can't reach a point where my thirst and my hunger make me crazy.

Whenever something is going to hurt me critically, it's nullified one way or another. For example, if I'm shoot, an indestructible wall appear at the place the bullet will hit and deflect it.

I'm also immune to critical psychological damages. I can't become mad.

And thus I'm bound to continue my journey. Until what?

That's where you play a role readers.

I know you are reading my thoughts and my actions as if I'm in a story. The Author explained me : there is actually a higher dimension where there is world very similar to mine and where an internet site, , exists. He also gave me an indestructible cellphone that allows me to explore as I want . However I can only read. It's the Author who writes and publishes what I think and do. He also said he will release me and let me return to my everyday life when "his"stories would have reached a total of a thousand reviews. Thus I'm encouraged to be as motivated and interested as possible to attract your attention...

As if. No matter what I do it will never end. Not only he only writes a very small part of what I do but his writing skill sucks! I can hardly stand reading my own stories (on ) because I always look so dumb...No wonder why nobody read this...

Anyways time to move again.

I opened my eyes : I was in a bus almost empty. There was only one person and the bus driver in the bus. I was also in a school uniform.

Good. Most of the time school-life anime aren't too dangerous.

I checked the cellphone given to me by the Author. It was in my uniform pocket as predicted. No matter what, it never leaves me. Even I'm nuked. Believe me I speak from experience...

I received a new message from the Author. He said I'm in the Rosario+Vampire world.

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I have never heard of this name BUT I don't like the sound of it. Well even in the worst case, if there are vampires out there ready to suck me to die, it isn't a big deal. Generally the stronger the enemy is, the safer I'm.

I then checked the Rosario+Vampire fanfiction page. There are 736 stories. It's ok. I guess even that Author could get some reviews here.

I took a quick look at the summary of the most recent stories. Apparently Tsukune and Moka are the main characters and Rosario+Vampire is about monsters and romance. It's yet too soon to tell if it's a good or bad sign.

I took a new look at my surrounding. I'm in what seems like a tunnel. Besides that, there is nothing worth mentioning. Should I chat with the only student aboard? I guess no I won't bother. I'm very weak right now.

I spent the past week inside space after a pink blob named Buu destroyed the planet. Of course I wasn't hurt at all but inside space there is no water you know...And so I spent a whole week without drinking or eating (but I slept at least).

I'm now very hungry and thirsty. So much that trying a speak a single world is painful.

Plus if I speak with anyone, they're going to ask me where I'm from etc...That will be too bothersome to answer for now.

I will follow the student, speak as little as possible, enter in the school, take courses and drink as soon as possible.

Then I would read the fanfictions and plan what I will do.

I thus waited.

Till a creepy voice informed us we arrived at our destination.

"Youkai academy is a very horrifying school,"he told us though mostly directed to the scared studend before me.

We then left the bus.

By the way you may be wondering why the bus driver hasn't reacted to my apparition. The answer is each time I'm transported to a new world the Author makes it so the people around me think of me as a random guy. In this case the bus driver must have thought I was a student not worth paying attention.

I took a long look at my surrounding. Indeed the place was quite creepy...by a teenager standard. As for me I have seen far far worse. Until there are corpses or pieces of corpses impaled on the tree it's probably not too dangerous.

Of course the student didn't seem to think me seeing as he was sweating and looking here and there.

And then he finally noticed me.

"...Hello, are you too a student at Yokia Academy ?" he timidly said.

"...," was my only answer. I wasn't kidding when I said it was very painful to speak. Actually right now everything is painful. I still haven't drink or eat something since a week after all...

"Hey you don't look too good...do you need any help ? "

I guess my face was horrible. I decided to give a quick reply in my most stern voice.

"Don't worry about me. Yes I'm a student at Yokia Academy and I would appreciate if you leave me alone."

"Sorry...We would better go"he said scratching the back of his head.

...Maybe it would have been better if I had befriended him? Well in any case speaking is too much a bother right now.

As we walked towards the school we heard a bike coming our way. By reflex I instantly dodged while the boy took it.

And then...

Oh well I can see why Rosario+Vampire is a romance fiction.

The boy I met fell near the girl who was riding the bike and his hand somehow found her thigh.

Classic I should say. Though what following next surprised me : she didn't slap him but instead drank his blood. She was a vampire. I then noticed her cross. Was it the rosario?

They then said their name : Moka Akashiya and Tsukune Aone. The two main characters.

After some talking between themselves they turned to me.

"Do you want to our friend too?"

Considering how were the two main characters and the genre romance, it was clear I was in a peaceful world. But it's pretty sure that tagging along the main characters would bring me trouble because of the comedy. And I wanted currently nothing more than peace. Yet it could be interesting...

I made my choice.

"I..."

Author's notes: I'm looking for a beta reader. I would appreciate any help. I also shall update "soon" ! *Laugh*