Disclaimer: I don't own Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya, Zwei/Dorai and Highschool Dxd as both Fate/Stay Night and Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya are property of Type-moon, and many other studios or people that I'm too lazy to list down. Just look up Fate/stay night on wikipedia like a normal person. Same goes for Highschool DxD too that was written by Iichiei Ishibumi. No copyright infringement should have been made in this story. This is purely a fanfiction (although I do wish I could make money off of this, I cannot as copyright goes and I'm unwilling to accept getting arrested) Lawyers go find someone else. Like, far, far away from me...
AWAY WITH THEE! (I have no money.)
Author's Note: Jokes aside, yeah, I don't own them. Hope you guys enjoy the story. No spoilers shall be made.
Simplicity for the readers.
Character's thoughts
"Normal speech"
"Speech in different language"
If you notice any typos/grammar mistakes, you can go ahead and point it out if you like (although I rarely do)
I know nothing about Asia's nationality, so just for the sake of convenience she can speak English but not Japanese at all (she just came from Europe to Japan all of a sudden and got exiled, what did you expect?).
Shirou has been left out of the magic stuff by Kiritsugu (also because Irisviel is still alive in fate/kaleid liner)
This fanfic is slightly AU. Also, now with Taiga Dojo! (Chapters 1~4 now available!)
Obviously this doesn't follow FKL canon timeline.
Beta: Ascarde 3/6/2014
-Monday, 7:00 AM Emiya Residence-
"Yawn~" Today was just like any other morning for Emiya Shirou. It's exactly 7 in the morning, the time he always was woken up by the alarm clock. As usual he woke up earlier than most in his residence. As he headed downstairs to the bathroom and splashed water on the his face to remove the drowsiness left in the body, proceeded with morning cleaning and headed back to his room to change his clothes into the new black blazer, the uniform for a male high schooler at Kuoh Academy.
The sun just rose, and as he headed downstairs for breakfast to find the housemaid Sella who has a white ponytail hairstyle and and his adoptive mother Irisviel already cooking breakfast. Kiritsugu was on his Hell brand laptop reading the news with a cup of coffee on it's left.
"Good morning, kaa-sama, Sella, otou-san." It's been well over ten years since he was adopted by Kiritsugu. Shirou who was near death from the large incident apartment gas leak explosion accident. Kiritsugu had stumbled upon saving a child no more than a kid 5 years of age outside of the building with burn marks and was sent to the hospital, but had no identification on the child whatsoever and was adopted.
"Oh my, good morning Shirou." His adoptive mother gave him a kind and gentle morning smile. She was definitely one of the most charming woman he ever met in his life. "Are they still sleeping?"
Those two were probably watching late night anime again. Also what in the world is she making?
"Yeah, kaa-sama. I'll go wake them up so Sella you don't have to go." He always felt indebted to the Emiya family that adopted him, and Sella was the only thing that was going them eat a real breakfast in the morning.
Irisviel was more or less wed to Kiritsugu when Shirou was around 5 years old on their travels in Germany, although he didn't remember exactly how it went.
He headed upstairs to his sister and her cousin's room; Illyasviel and Kuro Von Einzbern's room and entered. Her room was... unique. On the dark shelves was full of magazines and manga. It was a girl's thing he guessed. On the table next to her bed was an alarm clock with a picture of an anime girl in a sailor outfit from "Magical Girl Milky Something Seven" holding some colorful stick inside it, a present from their neighbors, the Hyoudou.
Everytime she overslept he shook her gently on the shoulder. Illya shared the same characteristics as her mother, red eyes and gorgeous long hair and skin as white as the snow, while Kuro's was a lightly tanned identical twin. He had little doubt that the two would grow to have beautiful figures of their own like Irisviel. "Illya, Kuro, it's morning, wake up."
Kuro woke up with a drowsy face, but Illya just gave a some mumbles and a shrug. "Kuro, how do you get her to wake up?"
"Hmm, you obviously do it with a kiss on the lips from prince charming himself, Onii-chan." She said in a humorous tone, although she was still a bit drowsy.
"I mean a way other than that," Shirou rejects the offer.
"Well, that's what the alarm clock is for, Onii-chan. Let me show you."
She grabbed the alarm clock on the drawer and quickly put back on top of the drawer it so it'd set off instantly. He was still wondering where in the world she got something like this. [WAKE UP! WAKE UP! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GOING TO-] The small hand moved so fast just to turn off the digital voice.
"10... more minutes..." the loli rolled up in their blanket sheets. She didn't get up and just went back to sleep.
"Are you sure? Kaa-sama will be driving you two to school if you're late, sinc-" The girl instantly got off the bed and headed to the bathroom with Kuro in sync.
At times like these I wonder if they're really twin sisters and not cousins... but if Irisviel says so...
He headed back downstairs after finding out Leysritt up and barely walking to the bathroom to find Kiritsugu had finished both coffee and breakfast as he passed him going upstairs to change his clothes. Irisviel was working on the lunch boxes with Sella which was about halfway full for the whole family. Shortly, two voices could be heard from the bathroom throughout the house what was recognized as both Illya's and Kuro's. ""Kyaa, Kiritsugu ecchi!""
The last spatula in the house along with the sausages was last seen flung out of Irisviel's hand and out somewhere in the neighborhood.
"Oh, Shirou would you mind finishing the lunchbox? I need to have a word with those two."
Shirou quickly nodded as she emitted that frightening aura. There was no way he was going to refuse anyway, not with that scary smile of hers. Besides, he thought he saw a Hannya mask behind her for a second, and this happened frequently when she had that look. Maybe he was hallucinating, but after seeing that thing several times it was decided in his mind that he should never anger the true head of the family, even without that hierarchy chart she drew (and for a fact, she was God ranked) he knew he was pretty much dead last in authority. This was also one of the reasons why he addressed her not the same way as he did with Illya, or the maids and even Kiritsugu, but with one of respect that would tower over anything he could do.
She quickly stormed up the stairs to the bathroom scolding about the three should fix their habit on changing in the bathroom. Sella was probably still standing there frozen.
"Just another peaceful morning." Shirou hummed as he took out more sausages for the lunchbox, since Sella was still frozen.
-Scene Break-
As Shirou waved to the girls driven away in the car by Kiritsugu, he turned around fully prepared for another day of school life at Kuoh Academy. His old school was simply too far compared to Illya's, and there was a public high school (Kuoh) that was conveniently pretty close.
Only to find his neighbors, the Hyoudou family shouting next door. It was inappropriate to listen into other family's private business, but when you see tens of housewives listening in (including Irisviel) He couldn't help or leave, since it was something like a daily routine for the neighborhood, and local knowledge apparently. He was new to the neighborhood after all.
"Hey, did you hear that?" Housewife A whispered to her companions.
"Yes, what's more a foreigner, and intercourse!?" Housewife B passed onto the rest of the crowd.
"Oh my, did they put on protection?" Irisviel commented on the news with her face slightly blushing.
Some murmuring was further passed on for another ten minutes and the crowd quickly dispersed like magic as if nobody was even there the second the front door of their residence opened, letting Shirou pass through the road to school. This was most likely one of the reasons Kiritsugu left early when he worked in the morning.
As the crowd stared from the shadows at the only son of the Hyoudou family leaving with the slightly taller redhead lady in the female Kuoh Academy school uniform which was oddly designed in a long white sleeved shirt with a black cape on their backs and a matching colored button-down corset with a short skirt, compared to the simpler male uniform, but considering the fact that it was previously an all-girls private school, he couldn't really compare them to his local school in Fuyuki, Homurahara Academy which required simpler ones.
After waiting until they could no longer see them, the housewives blocked the road to school once more to continue their discussion for another tens of minutes, then left to tend to their housewife duties. That was a first time for Shirou.
And he was more or less going to be late if he didn't run.
...
As Shirou walked up to school in a steady pace after catching his breath, behind his neighbor and the unofficial school idol Rias Gremory, almost the entire school population was murmuring and whispering like the group of housewives next door. Not that he cared other than the fact he was going to be late.
"Out of all people, why him?" A male muttered loud enough so everyone could hear him.
"Why is someone vulgar like him next to Rias-oneesama!" A girl yelled in denial in front of the school.
It was not that Shirou was interested in gossip and rumor, it's just that there was too much people spreading them that it reached his ears. He sighed, and proceeded to walk into the building, only to find the rumored neighbor of his to be punched all the way to the wall by his buzzcut haired friend.
"Issei, you bastard!" Matsuda cried in anger, pointing at Issei.
"Hey..." Shirou tried to get Matsuda to lay off, but was cut off.
"Until we left, weren't we the 'Unpopular Alliance'!?" This time, he pointed at Shirou.
-Three Days Ago, Friday After School-
The four were standing on the hill in the school grounds.
"It's the middle of spring, we're in our second year and we still haven't had a single girlfriend." Issei sighed.
"Don't say it. It'll make me feel worthless." The bespectacled Motoharu warned him.
"What's wrong? You three are looking in the dumps." Shirou was still new at school, and his neighbor had the same first name as his best friend from his old school, he was a bit curious on what they were doing.
"Oh, if it isn't our newest fourth member, Emiya!" Issei, giving a friendly vibe.
"Fourth member?" Shirou asked, curious about what member he would be part of.
A loud "Kyaa" could be heard from a group of girls a few meters away. The four students turned their heads towards the direction.
"Kiba-kun!" A female student called out the blonde's boy's name. "Where are you going?" the girl that seems to be the leader of the fanclub asked in a flirting tone.
"Want to go karaoke with us? It's fine right?" The girl closest to the hill asks the blonde.
A weird sparkly aura, contrary to Irisviel's terrifying aura of horror enveloped the blonde. "Sorry, but I have club activities to attend to."
The group of girls gave a loud expression of disappointment. "Thanks for the invitation though. I'm really sorry." He waved as he turned away to the girls, heading towards the direction of the old schoolhouse.
"...Who's that?" Shirou asked. He was new and would like an explaination to what just happened.
Maybe I can learn that aura technique too.
"That's Kiba Yuuto of 2-C, he's an idol to all the girls in the school..." The bespectacled student starts to explain.
"And the enemy of all boys, us included!" Matsuda finished, pumping his fist in the air. It was an expression Shirou wasn't familiar with at all.
"Damn it! Just because he's a little handsome, pretty smart, and good natured!" Issei ranted.
"Kuh, don't say it, it's useless." Motoharu cried.
"Haah, the world is kind of unfair, right?" Issei dropped the rant.
"Don't let it get to you." Shirou used advice from his best friend.
"He's right, and I have just the perfect thing!" Matsuda looked at his watch, treading down the hill.
"Where are you going?" Issei questioned the actions of his friend, only to be replied by a weird smile, a thumbs up, and a "hmhhm".
Curious, the rest of the three followed Matsuda to see what got him up into high spirits.
...
"Hey, isn't this the kendo club?" Shirou asked, checking to see if his geography was correct.
"Keep it down!" Matsuda help a finger in front of his lips, telling Shirou to keep quiet. Waving his hand to get the others to join him. "Hey, over here."
A hole? Wait so they're-
Shirou pulled his thoughts together as the two perverts Motoharu and Matsuda rubbed closely together to share the peeping hole.
It ended up with a bunch of compliments by Matsuda and perverted but strangely accurate analysises of the girl's 3 sizes by Motoharu.
"I found this during P.E. by accident!" Matsuda whispered to his companions.
""Hey."" Issei and Shirou were in sync, keeping their voices low.
"Let me see it too!" Issei grabbed Matsuda's pants to get a chance to take a look himself. "Don't keep it all to yourselves!"
"Isn't this violating the law?" Shirou sighed, warning the three.
"Damn it! I WANNA SEE TOO!" Issei shouted as he pulled on the two with all his might. "You guys are always-"
"Hey, isn't there someone outside?" A female voice from inside asked.
The two perverts quickly fled leaving Issei to fall on Shirou when he seemed to no longer be pulling on them. "Whoaa!"
"Oof. Hey, be careful Issei." Shirou pushed his neighbor off.
"Ah sorry. What was up with them? Hey, Matsuda, Moto-"
"So it's you guys again?" the female voice recognized as Murayama in Shirou's brain came from behind him.
"Again? How many times did you guys even do this?" Shirou asked, not believing what he's hearing.
"Wait, now's not the time..." Issei crawled back to the dojo, only to be trapped by the wall behind him.
"We even have a new one huh..." The other girl known as Katase held the shinai one handed in a threatening way.
"Perverts!" The group of kendo girls shouted as they battered the two with the shinai.
"Huh? Me to- OW! Wait!"
...
"I'm guessing you get beat up by girls on a daily basis too." Shirou grumbled, rubbing the bruised spots that were hit. They regrouped to the front of the old school house that Kiba headed to.
"Unlucky for you, newcomer." Motoharu said as if it wasn't his problem.
"So, what was I the fourth member of again?" Shirou asked, drawing their attention back to the conversation they held before the dumb incident.
"You're the fourth member of the 'Unpopular Alliance!'" Matsuda announced.
"I see..." Shirou sighed.
These perverts are hopeless. Although my neighbor's name was also Issei using different kanji, he is the exact opposite of my best friend.
Issei looked up, finding a crimson hair colored beauty staring at him; no, staring at something else as well with a gaze of superiority. Shirou noticed the girl as well, by then she had already left when the other two perverts laid their eyes on the girl.
"That's so fine, that completely red hair..." Issei observed in an enchanted daze.
Shirou on the other hand was a bit bothered, it felt like she was staring into his soul at the glance, and had the same look Shinji usually gave. Arrogant and prideful. "...Who is that?" Inquiring that the bespectacled Motoharu knew pretty much about every pretty girl in the school.
"Rias Gremory." He informed Shirou of her name. He started giving size data that he didn't care about.
"Enough, tell me more about her background information instead of her 3 sizes." Shirou was feeling grumpy after that incident.
"Not honest with your desires are you? Very well. She's the 3rd year Occult Club's President. She's rumored to have come from Europe."
Shirou quickly stood up and left before they could drag him into more trouble. He'd had enough pain for one day.
When he got back home the whole family was surprised by the injuries, but this was a common day for Shirou. He's been beaten up, slapped, tied up, blown up and more by mysterious factors in the past.
It took Shirou a while to convince them that he was accused of peeping and was beaten by girls by mistaking him of being a pervert. A normal day for Shirou maybe, his luck had not changed at all.
...
Rias sat down on the dark teal colored sofa, she was shocked at what she had just seen. "...That kid..."
"Huh?" Akeno pondered what her king was talking about. It's the first time she had seen the club president's expression like that.
"...The one with the red hair and the other with the brown hair."
Akeno tried to recall their names to the best of her ability. She had every student in the school drilled down in her memory. "They're both in the 2nd year B class... Their names should be Shirou Emiya the transfer student and Issei Hyoudou or something. Is there something about those men?"
"...No, I must have been mistaken." Rias regains her composure, although still unsure. She leaned over the bronze colored coffee table. On it was a triple candle holder on the edge, and in the middle was a chessboard with white, black and strangely red chess pieces which seemed to have a difficult puzzle, and moved a white pawn diagonal to the black king. "Checkmate."
-Monday, 7:53 Kuoh Academy Entrance-
Shirou finally climbed up all the stairs after plugging his ears to prevent hearing whatever froze those two perverts, and after climbing up high enough he unplugged them and noticed Rias and the Student Council President looking downstairs where he previously left. Curious, he took a look himself. Now the three perverts were playing jan-ken-pon (rock, paper, scissors) for some reason.
...
School was over quickly like every other day, he paid attention in class, turned in his homework and everything and was ready to go home, until he got a phone call from Sella.
"What's wrong Sella?"
All of a sudden the girls in the class went "kyaa!" Turning his head to the door was Kiba Yuuto who was suddenly swarmed by the girls in his class.
"Shirou? Shirou!"
"Oh, sorry Sella. Did you want something?"
"What was that loud kyaa just now? Are you peeping again?"
"No, school just ended. It's because of the bishounen that walked into my class just now. What did you want?"
"Can you go buy a spatula? I need it before dinner, because I don't want to get takeout or delivery."
"Alright then. I'll be sure to be back by dinner."
He had to go shopping now, so the first thing he did was wait at the bus stop and get to the business district before the stores closed at sunset.
...
After the little shopping trip, he was ready to go home and waited at the bus stop, but handout was quickly placed into his hand by a cosplayer dressed in red without him noticing. "Please," the cosplayer smiled at him as the bus arrived, and she watched as he got on the bus and until he left.
That was weird. A cosplayer this late? She must be working at one of those pubs for advertising.
Shirou thought of throwing it away, but he wouldn't even consider littering even for a second or throwing it away in front of the girl, and just shoved the weird piece of paper into his pocket on his school uniform without a second thought.
When he got off, the sky was pretty much pitch black. Shirou hurried his way home as he thought he saw Issei biking at a very high speed as he walked home, but that was impossible, he was barely fit and was only a perverted neighbor of his. Still, he rode it very fast.
"Is there some kind of emergency?"
...
Sella was quite pleased by the fact Shirou bought the essentials just barely in time and let him take care of dinner.
-Tuesday, 7:15 AM-
"I'm off." Shirou waved the rest of the family goodbye as he left home first. At least today there wasn't a large crowd blocking the way to school again.
As Shirou started thinking of ways to avoid the three perverts, he was interrupted by a noise made by a girl behind him and a something dropping.
"W-waaaa!"
He turned around, and finds a girl that seems to have fallen head first, with both arms spread out.
"Y-you alright!?" Shirou asked as he pulled her head up from the ground so that she would sit up straight. He hoped his morning would not be witnessing an accident and a call to the hospital.
"Ah, thank you sir." She spoke in English. She seemed to be a foreigner, judging by her blonde hair and green eyes under that white hood. Her outfit consisted of the religious cross hanging on her neck and a dark dress that was long enough to cover her all the way to her brown boots. Next to her was a large brown trunk with clothes all over the place.
"Do you need to go to the hospital?" Shirou whipped out his phone. Traveling around the world with Kiritsugu let him pick up a few languages, although he still couldn't read most words. He tried to keep an comfortable accent, and Sella was here to tutor him in failing subjects such as English and even taught some German.
"N-no, I'm fine." She got up and walked to her luggage. Shirou proceeded to start helping the girl sort out her clothes that were spread all over. Several pieces of white lingerie were on the floor. He dazed at the clothing as he picked it up for a moment.
No, I shouldn't be like those perverts at school.
Shirou tries to start a conversation to clear away his thoughts. "Are you traveling alone?"
"No, I'm a nun that was appointed to the church of this town." She smiled.
So she was a nun. Explains the outfit.
"Ummm…I can't speak Japanese that well…I was lost and other people couldn't understand what I was saying…"
"Don't worry, although I don't know the geography well enough in this town, maybe someone will tell us." Shirou said, as he thought she was in the wrong neighborhood. With all the english classes in school, you'd think one or two people would've known how to speak English by now.
"But you seemed to be a resident in this town..."
"Ah, I recently moved here."
Someone who has lived here long enough in the town to know it inside-out... Issei.
"I know someone that has lived here longer than I have. Perhaps he knows."
A neighbor, that is.
The nun nods, and follows Shirou. It was a short trip, physically as she tripped once more when he stopped and found Issei walking down the path from school.
...
Shirou watched as the nun understood every Japanese word Issei spoke out of his mouth.
I thought she said she didn't know how to speak Japanese... Oh wait, speaking and listening are two different things.
Shirou just dismissed the thought as he started to walk away, only to be halted by the nun for a moment. "Oh, may I ask what your name is?"
"It's Emiya Shirou. You can call me either one."
She looked confused when he spoke in Japanese, although she understood completely what Issei said in japanese. Issei was expecting a response from the nun but he too looked confused.
Once more in English, Shirou repeated himself.
"Sir Emiya, I am indebted to you. My name is Asia Argento."
"Then miss Argento, I will come by and visit you sometime."
He waved to her and left her in the hands of Issei, and walked to school.
...
After school, there wasn't much to do but for him to try to ignore the 3 perverts trying to get him into obscure items they brought into the school and went home.
"Sella, is there a church in this town?" Shirou asked as he helped Sella wash the dishes.
"Ah, yes, but from what I heard from the neighbors it seems to be abandoned and run down."
Abandoned? But that girl didn't seem to be the type to lie, so maybe they're reforming it?
"Why are you interested? Are you going to be a priest when you graduate?" Sella glares at Shirou.
"That's not it, it's just that a nun came by asking for directions to the church, that's all."
"...Nun huh?"
"What's wrong Sella?"
"It's nothing." She takes off her apron. The two just finished washing the dishes.
"Well if you don't know that's fine." Shirou takes off his apron too, and leaves the kitchen to get ready for bed.
-Wednesday, 3:00 PM-
Issei did not show up to school today, and Emiya was curious that not even the two perverts know where he was.
"...Could it be?"
No, if it's that pervert of a neighbor, he might really assault the nun! If that's the case... better safe than sorry.
Shirou left the school as soon as possible.
First destination: The Chruch
After asking for directions, Shirou ran up to the white building. It was pretty run down, and rubble could be found around inside the chapel.
"Hello?" Shirou called out for the clergy.
"Yes, yes. So what is it you need?" A silver haired teenager came from inside speaking japanese, yawning.
"Excuse me, but I was wondering if Argento-san is here." Shirou asked politely.
The teenage priest narrowed his eyes and answered. "No, she has been missing since morning. Now leave."
Shirou nodded and did as he was told. He was not welcome and didn't really understand religion anyway. "So she's not here..."
Shirou had no leads left. The only other clue left was Issei Hyoudou himself.
Next destination: The Hyoudou Residence.
Shirou panted, catching his breath after running several kilometers towards the Hyoudou. Pushing the doorbell with his exhausted body and gasping breath, the intercom answered. [Hello?]
"H-hello..." Shirou gasped for his breath. "It's Emiya..."
[Oh, Emiya-kun. Wait right there.]
The door opened from the inside. "Please, make yourself at home." She smiled at Shirou while he was still gasping for his breath, raising his hand in refusal.
Shirou felt conflicted to impose on them like that, so he shook his head. "It's fine... But... Is Issei here? He didn't come to school today. Is he sick?"
"Eh? Issei didn't go to school?" Ms. Hyoudou furrowed her eyebrows in displeasure and Shirou nodded. "It seems we need a little family talk... He didn't return until midnight either."
"So he really isn't here... Sorry for wasting your time." Shirou waved his hand, and left to continue his search with no leads. "..."
Shirou backpedaled to his house and went to the yard. Grabbing his bike and putting down his school bag, he opened the gate and went left with a vehicle this time.
"I left her in his care! And he would..."
I don't even want to think about it. I visited his parents earlier and said he didn't return until almost midnight. That's more than suspicious enough! And if I don't find her at the church later I'm going to call the police.
"Haah... haah." Grasping for his breath, he decide to take a breather in the nearby park bench, and took a shortcut to there, shuffling through the bushes. It was evening, as he checked his phone... it was 6:50 PM.
"AAAH!" Shirou recognized the voice of the nun, and ran towards the voice.
Shirou stood low behind the bushes, only to be shocked at the scene. Issei was pierced through the abdomen with a spear. A woman with black hair in some weird leather was floating on the water with black feathers falling off her back.
"Issei!"
The nun rushes to the boy, what looked like she was supporting him, and the wound seemed to be closing. Although there was a hole in his clothes, his skin returned to cover his wound.
The spear had disappeared, the hole's healing like magic, what's going on!?
The fallen angel chuckled ominously. "Fufufu... Asia, be obedient and come back. Your Twilight Healing is a very valuable Sacred Gear and is crucial to our plans."
Sacred gear? Plans? Is this some kind of Yakuza fight!?
"I knew it! You only wanted me for my powers!"
"If you don't come, his life will be forfeit." The black feathered girl brings out another spear magically.
"Don't screw with me! Who would-" Issei was cut off by the feathered woman flies up with the spear in hand, with eyes that could kill.
Danger is what my gut feeling is telling me, but I've got to save those two! Crazy woman!
Shirou runs out of the bushes and push the two away at full speed, only to take the brunt of a small exploding spear through the chest. "Gaa..h." He coughed out blood.
Shirou looked down at his chest; at his wound.
The left part of my chest is gone.
"Sir Emiya!"
Ah... It hurts... So... I am going to die like this?
Shirou takes a look at the nun who was in tears once more, and was soon taken away by the black feathered woman.
I can't even save this one girl?......No, I refuse to let her go. I need to save her...
"Let go of her..." Shirou grit his teeth.
The pain told him the left part of his chest was missing.
Move! Move! Damn it! Someone... Anyone... Help me...
Shirou struggles with the wound, but his body will no longer move. He can't even speak anymore.
...Illya... Kaa-sama... Kuro... tou-san... Sella... Liz... they're waiting for me at home...
Issei grits his teeth as he watched the soon-to-be-corpse of a neighbor, and the circle of red.
I want to see them once more...
Omake: Taiga Dojo (Shirou)
Tiger Dojo is a strange hint corner.
If you would like to beat the story by yourself,
or if you would like to keep the character's images, please be warned.
This is the Tiger Dojo. Take the advice?
1. Yes
2. No
What the heck is this?
Shirou pondered for a while after looking at his pitch black vision with only text floating in the air somehow, and finally decided to click yes with his hands. There was no mouse, after all.
...
"Where... am I?" Shirou looked around the dojo. It was completely dark and he couldn't see a thing.
Maybe clicking yes was a bad idea?
"Ah, we're still renovating things!" A dark, small silhouette's voice came from the darkness behind him.
"That voice... Illya?" Shirou turned around, bumping into someone's head.
"Ow..." The dark silhouette rubbed their . "Y-yeah, it's me onii-chan."
"Please don't move from there. I can't see anything, so I'm going to find the light switch." Shirou walked around, unable to see a single thing and trying to find the nearest wall to start from there.
"Ah!" A voice erotically moaned as Shirou groped SOMETHING.
"..." The lights flipped on, revealing a sexually aroused Irisviel in Shirou's arms. She was in a pink kimono and a black bow tying her hair up into a ponytail. Kiritsugu and Kuro were at the door in their usual outfits, and Illya was in only a white sweatshirt and dark teal bloomers.
"Ah..." Shirou backed off as fast as he hoped they didn't notice he copped a feel.
"Mou, Shirou... What a perverted son you are." Irisvviel rubbed her cheek with her palm. "If you wanted to play you should have told me."
"Uh..." Shirou grimaced with a pale expression, as Kiritsugu stared at him with eyes that would kill, ready to pull out his guns and shoot.
"Onii-chan... that's a dead flag you know." Kuro smiled ominously.
"Sorry!" Shirou walked backwards, bumping into Sella and crashing into Liz who were moving a painting as his world suddenly blacked out.
"Shirou..." Liz blushed as Shirou was on top of the two maids.
"Ah." Shirou raised his head up from the bosom, his own face quickly becoming red as he realized where he was.
"Get off!" Sella yelled from underneath the two, and Shirou had noticed his family was watching them.
"S-sorry!" Shirou got off the two maids, giving them a hand. "Um... what's this? Where are we?"
"Onii-chan, I'll explain. You died." Illya smiled despite what she was saying.
"...Huh?" Shirou tried to process those words through his mind. It literally went one ear and out the other.
"It's as she says. Geez, you couldn't wait for my route?" Irisviel joked around. Kiritsugu was still silent, but his brow was twitching.
Route? What's that?
"Um... I'm confused. What's a route?" Shirou raised his hand.
"Of course you are." Sella sighed.
"So, I'm here for advice but..." Shirou looked around the dojo. It was really dusty, and a cobweb or two was on the corners. "Where is this?"
"I'll explain. This is the assistant corner that solves all of your problems, Tiger Dojo!" Kiritsugu announced. A ball was on the cieling with a string attached to it was pulled, dropping it's contents of confetti and a banner that said 'Now in business!'
"Sorry. You lost me." Shirou scratched the back of his head.
"This corner is the backstage to save the dull and stupid onii-chan." Kuro explained. "Because you were stupid, you died."
"Ugh... I remember getting blown up by some weird explosion. S-so, I died. But how does that work? I'm dead! I don't get this!"
"Of course you're confused. You haven't broken the fourth wall, after all." Sella sighed.
"Fourth wha-" Kiritsugu shot Shirou in the head.
"Ah, Shirou died. Again." Irisviel looked at the corpse.
"Kiritsugu! Why did you kill him! We weren't done explaining!" Illya looked up to the older man in the black business suit holding the thompson contender.
"He knew too much." Kiritsugu walked out the door.