Once upon a time at the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Mickey Mouse was washing the dishes in the kitchen.
"Well oh boy, these dishes are gonna be squeaky clean pretty soon!" said Mickey.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. I wonder who that could be, thought Mickey.
The door would usually open because of a Handy Helper, but the door was kicked down by Donald Duck, who had a flat-screen T.V. and Xbox in his hands.
"I'M GONNA PLAY SOME FORTNITE, BITCHES!!!" shouted Donald.
Mickey was surprised to hear that word come out of Donald's beak. "Donald, you better not swear, there's kids watching us!" the mouse politely informed the duck.
But Donald didn't care. He shoved Mickey's own T.V. out of the way, and put up the flat-screen one. He also hooked up the Xbox.
Mickey tried to stop him from doing so, but Donald kicked him towards the Up Slide, where he was basically kicked out of his own clubhouse.
About 30 minutes later, Donald Duck was playing a strange game called Fortnite. He was currently sniping some other players in the game.
"FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" cheered Donald with an evil grin. "Take that you salty bitch ass kids!"
Mickey re-entered the house angrily and told Donald that he was no longer welcome at the clubhouse, but again, Donald just ignored Mickey.
Meanwhile at an ordinary-looking house, a blue-haired man was playing the same game on the same server with voice chat.
"Heh heh, these stupid children are no match for me!" laughed the man. "I've gotten so many victories, I-"
But the man's streak was interrupted by Donald, who 360 no-scoped him in the head in one hit.
"You mad, bitch?" asked Donald.
The blue-haired man was outraged. He threw his computer out the window angrily, and later, he regretted getting rid of his beloved possession.
Donald scored a very big win 15 minutes later. To taunt the other losers, he performed the "Take the L" emote while blasting an earrape version of the "Bear in the Big Blue House" intro through his microphone.
The End.