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Chapter One
"Harry! Hurry up, we are going to be late!" Ron yelled at Harry.
"Late for detention, that's going to be such a shame," Harry answered sarcastically
"Harry, I'm serious, Dumbledore will kill us if we are late," Ron retorted, "it's your fault we have detention and if we are murdered I'm blaming you."
"Fine, I'm coming," Harry relented, "its not my fault though."
"You dragged me to the astronomy tower, WHICH IS OUT OF BOUNDS EXCEPT FOR CLASS, after curfew so I could keep watch while you made out with Malfoy of all people," Ron snapped as he walked out of the dormitry.
"It was totally worth it though," Harry said mysteriously.
"Don't even go there," Ron whimpered.
When the boys arrived at gargoyle statue outside Dumbledore's office Malfoy was there waiting for them. "Hey baby, how are you?" Malfoy asked Harry as he went over to kiss him.
"Seriously, if I have to be here, you can at least knock it off with the kissy face," Ron snapped irritably.
"Awe, is ikleronnykins jealous?" Malfoy asked mockingly.
"Shut up Malfoy," Ron growled.
Before Malfoy could respond, Harry said the password to Dumbledore's office and a staircase appeared. The boys made their way up the stairs and knocked on Dumbledore's door. There was no response so they knocked again. Dumbledore answered on the third time, "Come in boys, I'm terribly sorry, I was having an important conversation with Rumbleroar-"
"Rumbleroar!" Malfoy cut across Dumbledore, "I love Rumbleroar, he's the headmaster at PigFarts, on Mars, and he is a LION!"
"Yes, yes, anyway, we best be getting on with-"
"I was going to tranfer there, but the Harry and I-"
"Malfoy!" Dumbledore snapped.
"Oh, sorry Professor, yes I suppose we should get on with it."
"So as I was saying you three are in detention because you were found on the astronomy tower, fooling around after-"
"Sorry professor, I would just like to clarify that I was NOT involved, they made me keep guard," Ron cut it.
"Oh yes, sorry about that Mr Weasly, but it seems that you didn't keep watch very well, otherwise we wouldn't be here," Dumbledore replied. "So for ever reason you were on the astronomy tower, you were still out of bounds and so you have to be punished. Now, you may be asking what your dentention will entail, so here it is. The three of you will be going into the Forbidden Forest-"
"But, Professor Dumbledore, its forbidden," Malfoy interrupted.
"Yes, I am well aware of that Mr Malfoy, and know if we are finished with the interruptions we will proceed." The boys remained silent. "Excellent, now the three of you will be going into the Forbidden Forest and collecting some ingredients Professor Snape needs for potions. Professor Snape needs some unicorn horns, some unicorn hairs, billy weed and gurdy roots. You have 6 hours to collect as much of these ingredients as possible. You may go."
"Wait, isn't anyone coming with us?" Ron asked.
"You boys are 6th year students, I'm sure you will be fine, now quickly, time is ticking, " Dumbledore dismissed them.