Trolling In Space
Sometime in the near future, where Katniss is 26 and Peeta is 27...They both wish they were in Star Wars...Instead they are just in Space...how sad?
Peeta was a robot, a robot made of cheese, or at least that's what he liked to think...the boy had far too much time on his hands. It made Katniss worried...until she too pictured herself as a robot...made of flowers and kittens, what type of person wanted to be made of cheese? That's so generic.
"We're in space you know?" Peeta pointed out the obvious.
Katniss rolled a stamp. "I know. What type of person isn't in space?"
"Insane people obviously," Peeta exclaimed to the tucan.
Katniss rolled some more stamps."But we are insane!"
Peeta laughed like the devil who loved pencils, "That's just an opinion. I know for a fact that I'm as sane as a straitjacket."
Katniss smiled like a mammoth, "I know that...wait..."
Peeta grabbed a piece of toast floating to the ceiling, putting on the vhs radio.
Katniss plugged her ears with a raddish, "What is with you an martian synth?"
He shrugged, while balancing a tucan on his head, "Almost as good as jupiters jazz."
Katniss rolled her eyes, to the sound of music, "Whatever. Hey what do you think of having sex with a robot?"
Peeta exclaimed boisterously, whilst jumping down a tornado in space, "I only have sex with robots!"
Katniss nodded the tucans head, "Well it's only logical, who doesn't have sex with robots?"
Peeta laughed like a lava lamp, "Earthlings!"
Katniss pulled a hat out of the tucans mouth, "Earthlings are crazy from too much gravity, scientifically proven you know."
"Obviously," Peeta yelled like a pyjama top, "I wish there were more Earthlings! So we could out smart them all 7 billion isn't enough!"
"I know," Katniss sighed at the depressing thought, "Oh well, everone knows only smart people are in space, otherwise no one else would be out here!"
"Peeta nodded like a clock on druggs, "I know only too well...hey we should go on an adventure!"
"Yes," Katniss shrieked like a koala, "Off to the psycho beam of DOOM!"
Does the story continue...find out next evening on TROLLING IN SPACE!