Raw: February 2002
"I can't take it anymore!" Dallas Reynault exclaimed.
Everyone in the Team Xtreme dressing room turned to see what was wrong with the youngest member of their informal groups. She threw a Playstation controller at the screen.
"What?" Jeff asked.
"Damn game," Dallas said. "It won't let me beat it."
"That's good," Madison said. "I thought you were going to say you wouldn't be my tag team partner anymore."
"Well," Dallas said, trying to look thoughtful. "There's always that."
Jeff laughed. "I can't imagine you two away from each other. I've never seen siblings as close as you are to each other. Including Matt and I."
"Are you saying we aren't close?" Matt asked.
Jeff rolled his eyes at his brother, "Don't be an ass."
Matt grinned. "He's right though. You guys are more like salt and pepper than Sugar and Spice, you complement each other perfectly."
"We know," Madison and Dallas chorused together. They smiled warmly at each other.
"Not it's time for me to give her a beating," Dallas said. "Before she thinks I like her or something."
Later that night, Madison and Dallas got into the rented car they were driving. Dallas searched through the stations for a rock station.
"Stop!" Madison exclaimed. "I like that song!"
"You and your stupid classic rock," Dallas sighed, as Bob Seger's "Night Moves" played over the speakers.
"Daddy loved this song," Madison said. "It's a good song."
"I guess so," Dallas said. "We have to go to that party at WWF New York tonight.
"You mean Lita and Shane's engagement party?" Madison asked.
"Yeah, yeah," Dallas said. "Do I REALLY have to dress up?"
"It would be preferable," Madison said. "You are definitely not going in that."
Dallas looked down at her torn jeans and Sublime t-shirt. "What's wrong with this?"
Madison rolled her eyes, "Don't give me that crap Dal."
Dallas laughed as they pulled into the hotel parking lot. "Look at them," she said, pointing to Matt and Jeff. They were carrying bags of fast food. "Do you think they forgot about the party?"
"Maybe so," Madison said. "Let them know how stupid they are."
"Hey boys," Dallas exclaimed as she got out of the car. "Are you forgetting an appearance you need to put in tonight?"
"What?" Matt asked, already eating some fries.
"The engagement party," Madison said.
"Oh crap," Jeff said under his breath. "Time to go dress up."
"Are we all going into town together?" Madison asked.
"Sure," Matt said. "Our car is huge. Hurry!"
"Is Mer coming too?" Dallas asked.
"Yeah," Matt said. "Damn I'm hungry."
Dallas and Madison went to their hotel room and Madison went to her suitcase and threw clothes at her sister. "What the hell?" Dallas asked.
"I decided what you are going to wear," Madison said.
"Thanks so much," Dallas said. Madison had given her a black minidress with a sparkly top to wear over it.
"It won't look bad with that purple hair you have," Madison said.
"Jeff suggested it," Dallas said defensively.
"That explains it," Madison said. "Of course you must do everything Jeff suggests."
Dallas smiled, "He suggested bright green first."
Madison shuddered. "That's horrible."
Dallas laughed as she went to the bathroom to slip into the dress. She twisted her hair on top of her head and secured it with a clip. Luckily she already had make-up on from the taping. Madison had told her to leave it on because she didn't want to have to deal with more make-up that night.
Madison was french braiding her hair when Dallas walked back into the bedroom. Madison surveyed her appearance. "You look damn good if I do so say myself."
"Oh good," Dallas said, searching through Madison's luggage for some low-heeled black sandals. "I wish I could just veg and watch movies tonight."
"Yeah," Madison agreed. "Paul Walker."
"I can't believe you don't have a date for this party," Dallas said.
"Not for lack of offers," Madison said. "I just don't feel like dealing with the hassle tonight. Plus, I like going to parties with friends."
Dallas answered when there was a knock on the door. "Snazzy Jeff," Dallas said sarcastically. He had on black pants, a blue shirt that he had not buttoned, and one shoe on. The other was in his hand.
"Thanks," Jeff said. "We're ready. Do either of you have a rubber band?"
"Here," Dallas sighed, handing him one from her bedside table. Madison grinned; knowing Dallas was trying to hide how much she adored Jeff.
"Great," Jeff said. "Lets go."
Forty-five minutes later, the group entered WWF New York for Shane and Lita's engagement party. "It was great of Vince to get this set up in such a short amount of time," Madison said as they walked in.
Jeff held out his arm to Dallas, "Come on, I want to walk in with the prettiest girl on my arm."
Dallas turned her head quickly as she accepted his arm to hide her blush. Madison winked at her sister. "Ah, if it isn't my favorite commentator," she said to Tazz. "You wanna walk me in like a gentleman?"
Tazz grinned at Madison. "Who are you trying to make jealous tonight?"
"Me make someone jealous?" Madison asked. "Why in the world would I do that?"
"It seems to me you try to get all the single guys in the Federation to kiss your feet," Tazz said. "And you never pay much attention to me."
"You don't seem to be kissing my feet," Madison said good-naturedly. "Plus, Dal and I are co-hosting Heat this week and I could use some tips from the master."
Dallas marveled as her sister wrapped Tazz around her pinky finger. "You really do look beautiful tonight," Jeff whispered in her ear.
Dallas whipped her head around, causing some strands of hair to fall loose, creating a disheveled effect. "Thanks. You too. I mean you look good tonight."
"Thanks," Jeff said, smiling a little. "Lets go congratulate the happy couple then dance."
"You don't dance," Dallas said.
"Now I do," Jeff said. Dallas and Madison were his best friends in the Federation. He realized all the guys paid a lot of attention to Madison and Dallas rarely got much attention. He had decided he would make Dallas feel special tonight when she looked so pretty when she opened the door.
Awhile later, Dallas was in Jeff's arms, where she had longed to be for what seemed like an eternity. She settled comfortably against him. Heaven was where she was.
A silvery laugh raised through the crowd. Dallas stiffened, knowing the laugh like her own. The laugh no one could help but fall in love with. She looked up to see Jeff staring coldly at Test and the woman in his arms.
"Andrew, stop it!" Madison exclaimed. "I promise, I'm not ticklish."
"Anywhere?" Andrew asked wickedly.
"Maybe you'll find out someday," Madison replied. "Now, will you behave?"
"I promise darlin'," Andrew said, pulling her close to him.
Dallas looked up at Jeff, knowing he thought he was in love with her sister. She knew Madison tried everyday to convince him they were all wrong for each other. But every person on Earth had someone they couldn't resist. For Dallas Reynault that person was Jeff Hardy. And for Jeff Hardy that person was Madison Reynault.
"I can't take it anymore!" Dallas Reynault exclaimed.
Everyone in the Team Xtreme dressing room turned to see what was wrong with the youngest member of their informal groups. She threw a Playstation controller at the screen.
"What?" Jeff asked.
"Damn game," Dallas said. "It won't let me beat it."
"That's good," Madison said. "I thought you were going to say you wouldn't be my tag team partner anymore."
"Well," Dallas said, trying to look thoughtful. "There's always that."
Jeff laughed. "I can't imagine you two away from each other. I've never seen siblings as close as you are to each other. Including Matt and I."
"Are you saying we aren't close?" Matt asked.
Jeff rolled his eyes at his brother, "Don't be an ass."
Matt grinned. "He's right though. You guys are more like salt and pepper than Sugar and Spice, you complement each other perfectly."
"We know," Madison and Dallas chorused together. They smiled warmly at each other.
"Not it's time for me to give her a beating," Dallas said. "Before she thinks I like her or something."
Later that night, Madison and Dallas got into the rented car they were driving. Dallas searched through the stations for a rock station.
"Stop!" Madison exclaimed. "I like that song!"
"You and your stupid classic rock," Dallas sighed, as Bob Seger's "Night Moves" played over the speakers.
"Daddy loved this song," Madison said. "It's a good song."
"I guess so," Dallas said. "We have to go to that party at WWF New York tonight.
"You mean Lita and Shane's engagement party?" Madison asked.
"Yeah, yeah," Dallas said. "Do I REALLY have to dress up?"
"It would be preferable," Madison said. "You are definitely not going in that."
Dallas looked down at her torn jeans and Sublime t-shirt. "What's wrong with this?"
Madison rolled her eyes, "Don't give me that crap Dal."
Dallas laughed as they pulled into the hotel parking lot. "Look at them," she said, pointing to Matt and Jeff. They were carrying bags of fast food. "Do you think they forgot about the party?"
"Maybe so," Madison said. "Let them know how stupid they are."
"Hey boys," Dallas exclaimed as she got out of the car. "Are you forgetting an appearance you need to put in tonight?"
"What?" Matt asked, already eating some fries.
"The engagement party," Madison said.
"Oh crap," Jeff said under his breath. "Time to go dress up."
"Are we all going into town together?" Madison asked.
"Sure," Matt said. "Our car is huge. Hurry!"
"Is Mer coming too?" Dallas asked.
"Yeah," Matt said. "Damn I'm hungry."
Dallas and Madison went to their hotel room and Madison went to her suitcase and threw clothes at her sister. "What the hell?" Dallas asked.
"I decided what you are going to wear," Madison said.
"Thanks so much," Dallas said. Madison had given her a black minidress with a sparkly top to wear over it.
"It won't look bad with that purple hair you have," Madison said.
"Jeff suggested it," Dallas said defensively.
"That explains it," Madison said. "Of course you must do everything Jeff suggests."
Dallas smiled, "He suggested bright green first."
Madison shuddered. "That's horrible."
Dallas laughed as she went to the bathroom to slip into the dress. She twisted her hair on top of her head and secured it with a clip. Luckily she already had make-up on from the taping. Madison had told her to leave it on because she didn't want to have to deal with more make-up that night.
Madison was french braiding her hair when Dallas walked back into the bedroom. Madison surveyed her appearance. "You look damn good if I do so say myself."
"Oh good," Dallas said, searching through Madison's luggage for some low-heeled black sandals. "I wish I could just veg and watch movies tonight."
"Yeah," Madison agreed. "Paul Walker."
"I can't believe you don't have a date for this party," Dallas said.
"Not for lack of offers," Madison said. "I just don't feel like dealing with the hassle tonight. Plus, I like going to parties with friends."
Dallas answered when there was a knock on the door. "Snazzy Jeff," Dallas said sarcastically. He had on black pants, a blue shirt that he had not buttoned, and one shoe on. The other was in his hand.
"Thanks," Jeff said. "We're ready. Do either of you have a rubber band?"
"Here," Dallas sighed, handing him one from her bedside table. Madison grinned; knowing Dallas was trying to hide how much she adored Jeff.
"Great," Jeff said. "Lets go."
Forty-five minutes later, the group entered WWF New York for Shane and Lita's engagement party. "It was great of Vince to get this set up in such a short amount of time," Madison said as they walked in.
Jeff held out his arm to Dallas, "Come on, I want to walk in with the prettiest girl on my arm."
Dallas turned her head quickly as she accepted his arm to hide her blush. Madison winked at her sister. "Ah, if it isn't my favorite commentator," she said to Tazz. "You wanna walk me in like a gentleman?"
Tazz grinned at Madison. "Who are you trying to make jealous tonight?"
"Me make someone jealous?" Madison asked. "Why in the world would I do that?"
"It seems to me you try to get all the single guys in the Federation to kiss your feet," Tazz said. "And you never pay much attention to me."
"You don't seem to be kissing my feet," Madison said good-naturedly. "Plus, Dal and I are co-hosting Heat this week and I could use some tips from the master."
Dallas marveled as her sister wrapped Tazz around her pinky finger. "You really do look beautiful tonight," Jeff whispered in her ear.
Dallas whipped her head around, causing some strands of hair to fall loose, creating a disheveled effect. "Thanks. You too. I mean you look good tonight."
"Thanks," Jeff said, smiling a little. "Lets go congratulate the happy couple then dance."
"You don't dance," Dallas said.
"Now I do," Jeff said. Dallas and Madison were his best friends in the Federation. He realized all the guys paid a lot of attention to Madison and Dallas rarely got much attention. He had decided he would make Dallas feel special tonight when she looked so pretty when she opened the door.
Awhile later, Dallas was in Jeff's arms, where she had longed to be for what seemed like an eternity. She settled comfortably against him. Heaven was where she was.
A silvery laugh raised through the crowd. Dallas stiffened, knowing the laugh like her own. The laugh no one could help but fall in love with. She looked up to see Jeff staring coldly at Test and the woman in his arms.
"Andrew, stop it!" Madison exclaimed. "I promise, I'm not ticklish."
"Anywhere?" Andrew asked wickedly.
"Maybe you'll find out someday," Madison replied. "Now, will you behave?"
"I promise darlin'," Andrew said, pulling her close to him.
Dallas looked up at Jeff, knowing he thought he was in love with her sister. She knew Madison tried everyday to convince him they were all wrong for each other. But every person on Earth had someone they couldn't resist. For Dallas Reynault that person was Jeff Hardy. And for Jeff Hardy that person was Madison Reynault.
