This fanfic will only last for three chapters. I really like both the WWE and Brawl and I have always wondered which wrestlers were most like the Smash brothers. Neither the WWE or SSBB belong to me, they belong to the Mchamons (sp?) and Nintendo respectively. With that out of the way, lets start the show.
Master Hand has gathered all of the Smashers into the meeting room to discuss the next addition in the tier list. The tier list only applies to the game version of the Brawl tournament so most of the Smashers look uninterested in participating in the discussion. They are only there because Master Hand ordered them to be there. The discussion has not actually started yet as Crazy Hand has yet to return with the tier list document, so everyone there, including Master Hand, looks bored out of their minds.
"Where is your idiot brother Hand. I want conformation that I am the reigning Mushroom Kingdomer in this tournament so I can laugh at the idiot Mario Brothers as they wallow in their self pity whereas I gloat in my excellence. Mwahahahahahaha," cackled Bowser.
"And yet, I-a beat you in everyone of our encounters," countered Mario.
"I owned you in Paper Mario. You just cheated by using the stars to help you at the end."
"Hey, you-a used the star rod to-a become invincible. You-a cheated first."
"Hey, I'm evil, so I get villians privledge to cheat."
"I agree with that logic," commented Dedede. "As king, I deserve to have hundreds of minions to clobba dat der Kirbeh."
"True fighters use their own strength to vanquish their enemies. They do not rely on others to do their dirty work for them," said Meta Knight.
"Hey, you had minions fight for you in Revenge of Meta Knight." Dedede then pointed over to Ike, Marth, and Olimar. "That goes double for you, you strategy genre losers. There are a hundred reasons on why I am better than you one being that I was at least a boss, unlike you pansies."
"First of all Dedede, I was a boss in one chapter of Radiant Dawn. Secondly, I, along with Marth, Olimar, and even Meta Knight, fight with our soldiers on the front lines, watching their backs as they watch ours. You however, sacrifice yours to the eating machine, while sitting on your cushy throne eating like a fat pig," spoke Ike.
"First of all son, I am alloted that priveledge on the grounds that I am king, one that is too intelligent to be overthrown unlike a certain princess," said Dedede looking over at Marth. "Secondly, even if you were a boss, I am easily twenty times the boss you are and I even consider those numbers an insult to someone of my stature.
"And pretty boy teen swordsmen like you do not have the authority to insult the pig, the most intelligent of all creatures who are not one of the greatest villians in videogame history," snarked Ganondorf getting approval from Dedede, Bowser, and Wario.
"What does being "a pretty boy teen swordsman" have to do with anything ganonjerk?", asked Link.
"It has everything to do with my comment. Your kind, along with the entire JRPG genre, needs to die in a horrible fire of death. Male teen swordsman are the second lowest form of life on this planet, next to pedophiles."
"Though I and-a everyone here agrees with-a your snap at those-a waste of human life, there is-a no reason why the Paper Mario series needs to-a die."
"Yeah, and that goes double for the Mother series," commented Ness.
"I really was not talking about your series, I was referring to crap like Star Ocean: The Last Hope, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, Final Fantasy VII, and that Kid Icarus or whatever."
"Kid Icarus is a platformer Ganondumb," snarked Falco.
"You would not think that looking at him," said Ganondorf pointing at Pit. Pit just stuck his tounge at the lord of evil.
"Don't be bothered by that fool Pit-kun," said Marth imbracing his angel in a hug.
"Thank you my adorable prince," said Pit bringing his head next to Marth's.
"Won't you two get a room, I cannot stand your sappiness," said Samus, revolted. She then turned to Ike and Link. "Why don't you two act all sissy and vulnerable like your two friends there?"
"Because Ike and I are manly," said Link as some people in the group snickered. "Hey, it's true. We are not going to be victims of fangirl yaoi!"
"If I recall correctly, the gods deemed you low tier on the manliness tier list," said Falcon as he was ponting at his left bicep. "THIS is why I am safe from the yaoi curse. You two wished you had my muscles to protect you," said Falcon flexing his bicep.
"First of all, you were the one who created that stupid tier list. Second, I did have muscle, but for some reason I lost them in the transition to Brawl. Why was that Master Hand?"
"Mostly because Falcon will be the only character in Brawl to have well toned muscles. Sorry, rules of senority and all that.
"You forget me stupid hand. I am the strongest here bar none and all of you here know it," proclaimed Ganondorf.
"The three of you guys are forgetting my uncle Donkey Kong here. Comparing you guys to him would be like comparing Superman to a female wireframe."
"Are you implying the female wireframe is the weaker wireframe, because last time I checked, they had the skills to survive," said Samus.
"Obviously, the female wireframe is the weaker one simply because the male wireframe was based upon my moveset," said Falcon. "The only reason the female wireframe survived more was because they were smart enough to not get in the way of the Falcon."
"So you just implied your stupid?", asked Snake.
"Of course I didn't. I am just saying that the weaker females stayed out of the way of the men while they--"
"Got their butts kicked for being lame," taunted Sonic as a few of the others laughed.
"If you had an alloy or wire frame based off of you, they would be even more pathetic than the male wireframes/red alloy," said Falcon.
"Hey, I will not have anyone copying me. Speedy hedgehog is my thing."
"Is this-a before or after Shadow, Silver, and-a all of-a those lame recollered "original characters" found in-a most Sonic fanfiction?", replied Mario as most of the Smashers laughed.
"Says the guy who had himself in a doctor's outfit as a separate character in Melee."
"Hey, no bringing up those useless clones from Melee. There was a reason I kicked them to the curve."
"Mewtwo was a useless clon....well technically, he was, but he did not deserve to be removed," Pikachu commented.
"Do I have to be reminded of that everytime one of these meetings occur?", asked Master Hand rhetorically.
"No one outside from Pokemon cares about bottom tier, faliure villain. The real topic on everyone's mind is how I am the strongest and manliest person in Brawl," interuppted Ganondorf.
"Your right Ganondorf, nobody cares about bottom tier, faliure villians such as yourself. So do us a favor and shut up," snapped Pikachu.
"I will crush you under my foot of pure evil if you don't be quiet, tiny mouse."
"None of us are scared of someone who was bottom tier in the last tier list," commented Jigglypuff.
"That is precisely why I am here, to make sure that mistake is fixed and I ascend to the top of this list as well as to make sure I am above all of the swordsman, especially the fairy boys."
"Ganon, your just mad because you will be the only villian here to be below his arch nemesis in the upcoming tier list," commented Wolf.
"At least I'm not below some idiot, loud-mouthed bird."
"Uhh, you ARE below me dumbass," replied Falco as all of the smashers laughed at the tyrant's stupidity.
".........Uhh, nobody outsmarts the King of Evil! Be lucky I only have to wait a few more minutes until idiot hand comes back with the second tier list." Ganondorf then turned to Master Hand. "Speaking of him, where is he?"
"Honestly, I don't know. He might be distracted with the knick-knacks in the basement closet again. I'll just send someone to go get him." He turned to Red and his Pokemon. "Squirtle and Ivysaur, you two are the search and rescue party."
"Why do we have to go?", asked Squirtle.
"Because in the event that Crazy comes back without you two, Red and Charizard can fill you in on what happens later. Plus, I am sure your team is only one entry on the tier list so it is not impartive that you two be present."
"What!? We don't get our individual spots in the tier list again?", whined Ivysaur.
"No you guys don't. Now GO!!", said Master Hand as he pointed to the east exit where Ivysaur and Squirtle left the room mumbling under their breath. "So what do you guys want to do to pass the time?"
"We finish that discussion on how much manlier I am than the rest of you," suggested Falcon wlile flexing.
"The fact that I have explosives and a beard makes me just as manly as you if not moreso," said Snake.
"The fact I am-a filthy rich and-a put small businesses out of-a business in the name of-a Charles Darwin makes me-a manlier than-a you two," said Wario.
"If you are going to mention Charles Darwin Wario, than I have this discussion in the bag as I am the apex of animal life in the Kongo Jungle," added DK.
"Well I am king, so by birth right, I am the manliest," added Dedede.
"Hey! I'm king too," exclaimed Bowser.
"As well as I," added Ganondorf.
"Well, I'm a prince. Does that count for anything?", asked Marth.
"Nope," said Crazy Hand before anyone else could insult Marth as he was entering through the west entrance.
"Brother, what were you doing this entire time?", demanded Master Hand.
"Well, I was looking for the tier list, and I found it by the way", as Crazy Hand was shown dropping a piece of parchment inbetween his pinky finger and ring finger. "But I also found this blue crystal with a white W with a red underline inscribed on it."
"Let-a me see it!", demanded Wario as he quickly snatched the crystal from Crazy Hand before Master Hand could react.
"Wario, give that back! It is one of my personality crystals I made a while back before the tournament. They will change the personality of any mortal," warned Master Hand.
"Change-a your personality. This will-a be worth Three-hundred thousand-a coins on-a Ebay and-a......" began Wario before he fellinto a trance like state.
"Wario, come back here and give me my crystal back," ordered Master Hand, but his demands fell on deaf ears as Wario, still in his trance like state, walked over to Lucas.
"Umm...uh...may I....uh..help you?", asked Lucas. All Wario did was smirk as he smashed the crystal into Lucas's face. As the crystal shattered, the entire room and everyone in it was enveloped in a bright light that came from the destroyed crystal. As the light dissipated and everyone could see again, it was clear to everyone that Lucas was POed.
"What was that for you idiot? You could of sent me home with permanent injuries! AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! I have glass in my left eye!" Lucas then threw a left punch into Wario's jaw. Wario still stood there holding his cheek in mild discomfort but otherwise mostly okay. Wario just smirked.
"Kid suddenly grew a backbone. It's strange, you exhibited the traits of a weakling when I shoved that crystal in your face, but now you seem to have grown a pair." Ness quickly came in and pulled Lucas away from Wario.
"You need to get out of here Wario," warned Ness. "Only I am going to do something like that to this faliure," proclaimed Ness as he started beating up the poor defensless Lucas. Meta Knight came over and kicked Ness in the back of the head which caused the assailant to fall foward and quickly flee as he was getting up as Meta Knight stared at Ness while attending to Lucas.
"Someone should seriously beat that ego driven fool silly. I guess that should be me since no one else is standing up to the plate unless you have objections mysterious floating hand guy," said Ike.
"Yes I do have objections. Wario and Ness, apologize for hurting Lucas," ordered Master Hand. Ness and Wario looked at him like he was insane or just out of his mind.
"You are kidding right? I don't care if you are some idiot giant hand, we are not kids, we are adults and we will be treated as such," said Marth as he got nods from everyone else. "Especially me as I am the most gifted leader here."
"Son, I run a multi-million dollar empire. I am a more fit leader than you will ever be in your entire life," said Dedede. "So if anything, I should be in charge."
"Look, I am in charge and it will stay like that. I created Super Smash Bros. and as such I am the leader. Do you all get it?
"Are you an idiot or something? I won't ever follow somebody who tell me to apologize. Sure you make the matches here, but you better learn fast that you are treading on thin lines with your authoritarian attitude. I will leave this place right now if you don't get your act together and I assume everyone else here will do the same," said DK getting nods of approval from everyone of the other smashers.
"If I knew the personality crystals would make the Smashers more annoying than before, I would have never made them.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU PSYCHOTIC MENTAL PATIENT!?!?!", said Wolf rather rudely.
"Okay, THAT IS IT!!!", said Master Hand as he snapped his fingers and all of the Smashers fell into a deep trance. Soon a light formed around each of the Smashers for a few moments before splitting with them and materializing into an exact replica right next to each of them.
"What are the consequences for what I have just done?", asked Master Hand to himself. The 74 Smashers turned to their counterpart. Apon seeing themselves, every single Smashers (except for the two Lucases who were still in pain) screamed loudley enough to break the sound barrier. They were arguing with their other self for 5 minutes before they turned to Master Hand and most of them started to charge him in an angry mob. Master Hand protected himself with a force field until the Smashers tired themselves out. Master Hand then eviserated the force field surrounding him to attempt to take control of the situation. "Only one of you will speak at a time. I want to retain order in this room at all costs."
"What-a was that-a crystal thing that-a changed our-a personalities?", asked a rather POed Mario.
"Well, that was one of my personality crystals. I copied the souls of 35 people that were part of a famous or somewhat known group who all knew each other and held the copied souls in a crystal. I encoded each soul to have the same spritual energy as each of you so that the appropriate one could take over your body in the case of an emergency."
"And define emergency," asked Samus.
"An emergency in my opinion was that the crystals were to be used was when you guys were so dysfunctional that you threatened each others lives and/or my tournament.
"Wouldn't psychology be more of an option in a case like that. Hell, even Wolfie was smart enough to take psychology before a match with The Under...ehhh....Ganondorf and he is the third biggest S.O.B. after yours truly and my father in-law," said Snake 2.
"Oh real funny Snake. You won't be laughing when I finally destroy those pitiful legs of yours for good and send you home to face your children as you tell them that I was the one who took your career from you!!!!", yelled Wolf 2 as Snake 2 got in his face after that comment.
"Alright calm down you two. Stop acting like you are actually.....whoever's personality corresponds to the personality crystal that was broken and released you guys."
"You seriously don't know which crystal they are from? How many of them did you freakin' make?", asked Falco.
"Not that many. It is very hard to find 35 people who are part of the same group and all have some accquantinship with each other. I had only made two crystals thus far, one coresponding to the WWE wrestlers and one corresponding to the units in the Tellius arc of Fire Emblem."
"What in the hell is Fire Emblem?", said almost every person in the 2nd group of Smashers. Most of the group one Smashers laughed at Marth and Ike.
"Your series is really obscure. Quite a contrast to the excellent and popular Pikmin," said Olimar.
"All strategy games are obscure short stack. Only the gems are revered by the masses like Kirby Superstar which stared yours truly," said Dedede.
"I played Kirby Superstar and Kirby was the main character, you were some small villian if I remember," said Pokemon Trainer 2 which infuriated King Dedede. "But seriously, what is Fire Emblem?
"I only played Fire Emblem Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, but I remember them as the games where yaoi fangirls get most of their ideas from as the games' dialouge is mostly composed of gay swordsman wanting to make out with each other and professing their love, especially that gay twerp Ike over their," said Ganondorf laughing and pointing over to the group 2 Ike who got enraged beyond belief and ran over to the King of Evil and lifted him up by the neck looking to strangle him.
"If you EVER make false accusations about my sextuality again, I will break EVERY bone in your ****ing body!! You won't have to worry about making it to the hospital when I am done with you!!!", said Ike 2 in the point of rage.
"Help.......me...," weakly said the Lord of all Evil.
"So I think we can assume they are the WWE personalities," said Zelda.
"Pretty much. Not only does Ikey never get that intense due to the fear of growing wrinkles and crow's feet at an accelerated pace, but there are actually references to the name Fire Emblem in our games," said Marth.
"You know, seeing Ike over their strangle the "King of Evil" makes me impressed with your crystal idea," said Snake. "I assume you would have had a way to make only certain Smashers here affected by them and not the others?"
"Thanks Snake. It feels nice to be complemented for once. And you were also right as I had a way to-"
"Ike over here is-a killing Ganondorf. You need to-a help him as I am too busy flexing my muscles to help-a him," said Luigi 2 looking somewhat nervous.
"Oh, yeah." Master Hand shot a missle at Ike 2 which knocked him into the wall.
"...You...w..will....pay...," said Ganondorf before he fainted.
"With that settled, which one of the WWE wrestlers corresponds to us and why don't we remember which ones they are or even being them?", asked Captain Falcon 2.
"Here is a list on who you guys are based off of. And I will alter your mind so you reffer to each other as such as opposed to the Smashers who your are physically based off of. And don't make complaints about me altering your mind because I will just ignore them. Here is the list projected onto this wide screen TV:
Mario: Shawn Micheals
Luigi: Santion Marella
Peach: Kelly Kelly
Bowser: Mark Henry
Link: Chris Jericho
Zelda: Michelle McCool
Ganondorf: The Undertaker
Toon Link: The Brian Kendrick
Yoshi: The Great Khali
Donkey Kong: The Big Show
Diddy Kong: Kofi Kingston
Wario: Mike Knox
Samus/Zero Suit Samus: Beth Pheonix
Pit: Christian
Ice Climbers: Tyson Kid & Natalyia
R.O.B.: Vladimir Kozlov
Pikachu: Jaime Noble
Jigglypuff: Jillian Hall
Lucario: CM Punk
Pokemon Trainer: Random Jobber named Todd
Charizard: Kane
Squirtle & Ivysaur: They were not actually in the room when the light was shinning so their respective souls must have evaporated by now
Fox: John Morrison
Falco: MVP
Wolf: Randy Orton
Kirby: Evan Bourne
Meta Knight: Rey Mysterio
King Dedede: JBL
Olimar: Finlay
Lucas: Jeff Hardy
Ness: Matt Hardy
Ike: John Cena
Marth: Edge
Mr. Game & Watch: Ric Flair
Captain Falcon: Batista
Snake: Triple H
Sonic: The Miz
"Are you-a serious Master Hand? What made-a you think I have anything in-a common with-a Shawn Micheals?", asked Mario.
"Well I am the Showstopper and you just happen to be the most famous and lucrative asset to your company. It was an obvious fit," said HBK-Mario.
"For now old man for I the Brian..............WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE!?! It is like I am still in puberty!!", exclaimed Kendrick-Toon Link.
"You sound like that because you are a punk kid and should be quiet and sit in the corner while the grown-ups talk," said HHH-Snake.
"Hey, you may have a personality based off of Triple H, but you need to learn your place. Us kids are well respected members of the Super Smash Bros. organization," said Ness.
"I am not a kid. I am one of the most talented members of the WWE."
"Sorry, but you kinda are a kid compared to most of us here," said Rey Mysterio-Meta Knight.
"Your one to talk. You have a family and kids and yet you are as short as me," said Kendrick-Toon Link.
"At least I did not get owned by Kane in two minutes."
"All you short people are good for are punching bags to vent my rage and sadism," said Kane-Charizard.
"You may have owned Kendrick, Chavo, and Noble in record time, but some of us small guys held our own against you or even beat you," said Bourne-Pit.
"Hey, Jaime Noble is a pitbull and I would appreciate it if you did not use my name in such a pathetic context," said Noble-Pikachu.
"You do realize you are in the body of a mouse, right?", asked Lucario.
"That was just a major error on the part of the hand. Jaime Noble is not to be mentioned in the same sentence as "The" Brian Kendrick."
"You are kidding right. I am much better than you and Kane could never own me. I was just playing with him that time; I could beat him in a matter of minutes had I been serious."
"Are you serious now?", asked Kane-Charizard standing over the Brian Kendrick-Toon Link. TBK ran away and hid behind regular Samus.
"Hahahahahah, I can see why that wimp was based on you kid Smashers, he is even more pathetic than Luigi and Jigglypuff," cackled Bowser which made Jigglypuff and Luigi angry.
"Bowser, shut up before I have my boyfriend beat your ass," said Jigglypuff.
"Not him again. Not only is he not interested in you, he is just as pathetic as the kids.," said Bowser
"Kid Smashers are not weak Bowser! We could hold our own against every person here and even beat them in a time of necessity," said regular Toon Link.
"Honestly I kind of doubt that. I can tolerate Master Hand being an idiot with mental problems, but letting little kids fight here is deplorable. He's a deranged monster and should be removed from his position of power and be incarcerated for the rest of his life if the death penalty is not an applical punishment," said Chris Jericho-Link.
"Oh come on!! Just because the kids you deal with are for the most part feeble and need to be protected does not mean that ideaology applies everywhere. The kids here are competent fighters and as long as they act in a mature manner, I will continue to respect them," said Samus getting cheers from Ness, Red, Toon Link, Lucas, and the Ice Climbers. "Besides, Evan Bourne got his wrestling liscense at age 17 or so I heard on an ECW taping. None of you are belittling or condescending to him!"
"There is a difference between a 17 year old and a 12 year old," said Batisa-Captain Falcon.
"If that is the case, why are the 17 year olds treated like kids, similar to how the 12 year olds are treated, and not respected as adults when they show much more similarities with an 18 year old than they do with a twelve year old? And if you have the idea that 17 year olds are expected to behave like adults similar to how an 18 year old is supposed to act, what makes it so immoral to send a 17 year old to the front line, but not an 18 or 19 year old?", said Pikachu.
"Look here, most of you guys don't have any experience of being a parent! You have NO right to talk about how it feels to see your baby girl or boy grow up into an adult and the feeling that a parent has about protecting their kids!!", passionately said HBK-Mario.
"Okay, okay, lets leave this discussion for another time. For your second question Captain Falcon 2 or Batista, you don't remember who you are because you are only replicas. You were never them to begin with. Besides, I wanted you all to adapt to this place and to make that easier, I replaced the names of the wrestlers you were involved with with the image and name of the Smashers as well as myself and Crazy Hand." Master Hand received glares from almost all of the 2nd set of Smashers. "Don't give me that "I disobeyed the laws of nature" stuff. All that matters is that you are here."
"But if we were freed to take the minds of them, would they have been repressed in the subconsciouns of their own bodies? Because if so, that is a horrible fate to put anyone into regardless of their behavior," said Jillian Hall-Jigglypuff with everybody in both sets agreeing with her.
"And even though this did not turn out as was originally intended, what are we going to do with the second set of Smashers? We cannot possibly keep them here along with us, and it would be immoral to send them out on their own," said Fox.
"Well, I can purchase them a bunch of houses in one of the small Animal Crossing towns and they can live their lives there. The villagers would be accostumed to it as they are used to dealing with exat replicas of iconic people inbetween multiple towns," suggested Master Hand.
"That is perhaps the only smart thing you have said this entire day," said Big Show-DK. "But where are we going to stay until then?"
"Here of course!!", said Master Hand which made all of the Smashers groaned. "Oh come on! The mansion is great and we have not gotten to the best part of this particualr day, the discussion of the new tier list!!"
"Their are two versions of very pissed off fighters here and you want to talk about some stupid tier list? Orton was right, you are a psychotic mental patient," said Edge-Marth.
"Hey, the tier list is one of the most interesting times of the half-year. And you will find it very surprising and strange assuming you have knowledge on which member of your group is a mid/low/high carder.
"I probably won't take this list seriously if I am not in the top 5, but I have nothing better to do so I'll listen anyway. I assume it will be based on some realism?", asked Mark Henry-Bowser.
"Well, lets just say that--" Master Hand saw Crazy Hand ripping up the tier list. "CRAZY HAND!!! Why on Earth are you ripping up the tier list?!?"
"I just wanted you to go "CRAZY HAND!!!!!!". Hahahaha." Crazy Hand saw Master Hand was going to hurt him and ran away as fast as he could. Master Hand gave chase and the 74 Smashers were left on their own.
"Now that the hand is gone, I want to debate is why kids need to be protected so much. They should be treated like weaker adults in my opinion. Seriously, if they broke the laws of my koopa reign, I would not build them their own special prisons but instead be sending them to the adult prisons or giving them the death penalty if they deserved it," coldly said Bowser.
"Kids NEVER deserve the death penalty!!" said Beth Phoenix-Samus. "You deserve the death penalty more than they do!!"
"Bowser, I may be on your side of the debate, but couldn't you have said that in a less disgusting and callice manner?", asked Samus.
"Sorry Samus, but Bowser said what most of y'all were too coward to say. Them kids don't deserve free education or free health care or their own special set of victimization rights or youth sports programs. If they are born in a crap home, then that is their own dang fault and-" rambled DDD before Triple H-Snake punched him in the face. "Why do you know what king y'all are messing with?"
"The one who is about to get the crap kicked out of him," said John Cena-Ike as most of the group of his Smashers surrounded Dedede, Bowser, Wario, and the now waking up Ganondorf.
"Ha, you puny versions of our enemies and their friends do not scare the King of All Evil."
"Shut up Ganondorf!! And where did the other Smashers in our group go to anyway?", asked Bowser
"They said the boiling tensions in the room due to the debate were going to get out of hand and they left you guys to get beaten up," said Kelly Kelly-Peach.
"Hey, why am I-a going to get-a beat up? I did not-a say anything bad about-a the kids," whined Wario.
"They basically just wanted us to beat you up as well. Plus they told us you run sweatshops which honestly disgusts even me and I kicked two old men who did not even wrestle in the ****ing skull," said Randy Orton-Wolf. The WWE Smashers closed in on the four as they prepared to dish out some pain.
Glad this chapter is over. I must point out that the WWE Smashers are still in alternate bodies of the regular Smashers. They have replicated personalities of the WWE wrestlers. Though in this chapter, they were mostly out of kayfabe and the debate on children is how I would have imagined how ANYBODY with a real world personality would have responded. They will be in kayfabe more in the next chapter as they go over the tier list. The second chapter will most likely be longer than this one as I try to give the 74 plus the abscent Squirtle and Ivysaur as well as Master Hand and Crazy Hand some screen time.
Some of the matches between the smashers and wrestlers were very odd. I'll try to explain them:
Mario to Shawn Micheals: They are both the A listers of their respective groups. Honestly Shawn Micheals was kind of hard, but I think this match is passable.
Luigi to Santion Marella: They are both cowardly. That is pretty much what I based it on.
Peach to Kelly Kelly: Pretty blonds. Though I will admit I was not that interested in the female Smashers/Diva combinbation probably because the divas are FAR less significant to the WWE than the men. Divas are to Superstarsin the WWE as R.O.B. is to Link in fanfiction.
Bowser to Mark Henry: This is based on how they basically use their weight and mass in almost all of their attacks. Though I did speculate having Bowser as the Big Show or The Great Khali.
DK to Big Show: Big Show is much more agile that Mark Henry and he incorporates more strikes with his arms than Henry does. Similar to Donkey Kong and Bowser.
Diddy Kong to Kofi Kingston: They are both aerially inclined and fast. King often refers to Kofi as a "controlled frenzy" and that almost fits Diddy Kong to a tee.
Yoshi to Vickie Gurerro: Vickie is a big, but somewhat lovely beast.
Wario to Mike Knox: These guys have NO similarities with each other. The problem here is that Wario is an aerial, heavy guy who is MUCH smaller than his fellow heavy weights. Who in the WWE matches that? The only thing I could come up was that Wario, as opposed to most of the other Smashers, could be the jerky villian that picks on the little kid Smashers. Similar to Mike Knox picking on Rey Mysterio.
Link to Chris Jericho: To be fair, they don't have much if any similarities. The biggest difference between them is that Link never talks or only talks when necessary in fanfiction (if he is not a main character) while Jericho talks practically every week (though I love his promos) often for 5-10 minutes at a time. This paring is based mainly on me having the main eventer pretty boys (at least compared to the rest of the main eventers in WWE) be in Ike, Link, and Marth's bodies.
Zelda as Michelle McCool: I don't really care about her. I will be surprised if I give her more than one line of dialouge in this fanfic.
Ganondorf as Undertaker: There was a debate on whether or not he would be Kane or Undertaker. Ganondorf seems to be a better Kane than Undertaker. Undertaker is more like a vessel of evil doing the devil's work while Ganondorf is an egomaniac hell bent on rulling the world. Ganondorf was ultimately choses as Undertaker mostly on the fact that Undertaker is MUCH more similar to Ganondorf than Charizard.
Toon Link as the Brian Kendrick: They are both blond, small, kid-ish (in comparison to their respective rosters), and weak. They don't share even remotely similar personalities, but they probably share the most similar physical build between the two except for Big Show and DK lolz. I did think about having Ganondorf as Ezekial Jackson, but that would be pretty stupid in the opinion of my readers.
Zero Suit Samus as Beth Pheonix: Both are strong capable women. Well, Beth Pheonix is the closest thing to that in the WWE except for Gail Kim, but I wanted the Glamarella dynamic in the fanfic. Honestly, NO woman in the WWE or TNA for that mater does Samus any justice, but I actually did care about this matchup as opposed to the other ones for the females.
Pit as Christian: I did think about Jack Swagger being Pit, but Christian matches the cuteness of Pit better.
Ice Climbers as Tyson Kidd and Natalyia: They were the best man/woman pair in the WWE that did not look too distinctive from each other (probably because Kidd is pretty short)
R.O.B. as Vladimir Kozlov: Vladimir Kozlov, kayfabe wise, has less of a soul than R.O.B., and R.O.B. is a robot. Plus, Kozlov is refered to as a cold war cyborg so they were the only sensible match.
Meta Knight as Rey Mysterio: They are both masked, short, fast, and are hispanic (MK was in the Kirby anime).
Kirby as Evan Bourne: The guy is quite Similar to Rey Mysterio like Kirby is to MK.
Dedede as JBL: Despite JBL getting fired, I had to put him as DDD because the match is probably the best I am going to get for Dedede. And I will make distinctions between Dedede monarch tryanny personality and JBL's arrogant, however, american businessman personalities.
Olimar as Finlay: Olimar, aside from Bowser, is the only parent in Brawl, and Finlay, kayfabe wise, is the only person to have regular interaction with their son on the show. Only sensible matchup for the two of them.
Fox as John Morrison: They both do a lot of kicking. And they are the most clean shaven of their respective rosters.
Falco as MVP: It was either between him or Shelton Benjamin. Shelton has a similar feel to Falco, but MVP has a similar confidence of Falco. Falco is known for his cocky attitude so MVP was the better fit IMO.
Wolf as Randy Orton: Ruthless ego maniacs with no regard for anybody else except for the people in their groups.
Ike as John Cena: This pairing was just natural. Both of them are masculine pretty boys (John Cena has muscles, but he is not like Batista who looks ugly imo). Radiant Dawn Ike and Cena would have been a PERFECT match except for the fact that Cena is loud and boistress while Ike is apathetic.
Marth as Edge: None of the wrestlers look as feminine as Marth, but both of them have a somewhat similar contrast to Cena and Ike.
Lucas as Jeff Hardy: Blond guy who has someone in their rosters related to them.
Ness as Matt Hardy: Dark haired guy who has someone in their rosters related to them.
Pikachu as Jaime Noble: I want to make fun at Jaime Noble dealing with the fact that he is in the body of a mouse.
Jigglypuff as Jillian Hall: Both love to sing.
Lucario as CM Punk: Lucario honestly looks like the most well trained Smasher in his roster next to Meta Knight. Same thing with CM Punk except no one in the upper card/main event looks more versed in martial arts than him. Not so sure about the other cards.
Charizard as Kane: Charizard is the only character that has a lot of fire based attacks. Kane utilizes fire moreso than the other wrestlers other than Undertaker. Though Mewtwo from Melee would have been great as a Kane if only because of his laugh.
Why Pokemon Trainer, Squirtle and Ivysaur are not represented: I honestly could not find anybody for Ivysaur and Squirtle to matchup with. Pokemon Trainer should be obvious why I made him a jobber.
Captain Falcon as Batista: Both have large muscles, and.........................I really wanted to make Batista a bottom tier character. He sucks. XP
Snake as Triple H: Both are badass and have a beard.
Sonic as The Miz: Both are very annoying. This is honestly my least favorite match, but Sonic had to be someone. Unfortunately, no one does Sonic justice in terms of speed. Even Mysterio is only comparable to Charizard when it comes to running speed.
Mr Game & Watch as Ric Flair: They are old and have senority over the rest of their respective rosters.
It will be a while before I get done with the second chapter, but R&R and give me suggestions on how to improve my writing.