Ladies and gents, I present to you crack in its purest, most beautiful form; absolutely bat-crap insane, face-palming, head-desking, doesn'teventrytomakesense crack. After all, the best kind of crack and/or crack pairings is the kind of crack that is kept to crack!
And so I present to you my fine example of sheer crack. Bleach style.
Kuchiki Byakuya and his koi pond belong to Tite Kubo, as does Tatsuki and all her amazing... amazingness.
PS when I wrote this, I literally pulled those two characters out of my butt. ...Well, not literally, but metaphorically literally.
Doo dee doo dee doo...
A Bleach crack-fic Zinbuki-san
"Doo dee doo dee doo..." sang Byakuya as he strolled casually around his koi pond, for the tenth time in a row. Then out of no where Tatsuki showed up!
"Hi Bya-chan," she giggled in a girly way.
"Why hello you sexah thang," he said while wiggling his hawt eyebrows. But then he had an afterthought; "Hey, did you just call me Bya-chan? Isn't that the nickname for Zin-san's favorite author here on ff dot net?"
"Yeah, but since she's amazing, I thought I'd use her nickname on you because we're a crackpairing and therefore I think you're the best thing since sliced bread so I gave you the nickname from someone who's the best thing since sliced bread." Tatsuki explained to her sooper sekret luvor.
"Ah okay. I get it, because I'm smart like that. Let's get married!" he exclaimed, regardless of the fact he was dead, she was alive, and they both existed within completely different worlds. The age difference was kind of a b--ch too, but that's okay.
-end crackfic example-
The Bya-chan I make reference to, is, of course, none other than Verboten Byacolate here on fanfiction. She's amazing. So I had to make the reference. Yeah.
Review, worthless peons, because I find it oh so amusing when people complain about OOCness. Huuhuuhuu.