Hey guys. I've been hit with writer's block, so I've decided to make a collection of oneshots. Not drabbles. One-shots.

Read, and REVIEW!

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO

Roadblocks—big, small, and awkward

I was an ordinary girl. Well, if you count running away from home a dozen and a half normal. Don't forget the part where I'm a daughter of an ancient greek goddess. But except for that, I'm pretty normal. Okay . . . fine. I do kill monsters, but what demigod doesn't? Whatever. The ADHD is working again. The thing is, even a demi-goddess has boy problems and roadblocks, small or big. Times fourteen. One for each major god, plus two over-protective friends.

My mom: She hates him. She and his dad are rivals.

His dad: He hates me. He and my mom are rivals.

Zeus: Doesn't like demigods in general.

Hades: Doesn't like living things in general.

Artemis: Wants me to join the hunters.

Apollo: Says he doesn't want to be beat up. Wise choice.

Ares: Thinks that Aphrodite should stop meddling with our lives.

Aphrodite: Spies on us with a secret spy camera. Paid the Stolls to plant it on us. Sits glued to the TV with popcorn.

Dionysus: Says that 'Annie Bell and Peter Johnson are skating? Don't let them die, paperwork is a nightmare.'

Hestia: Thinks it's sweet, but she's a virgin goddess, so who is she to judge? (Okay, so she's not a roadblock.)

Hermes: Says that if Percy is going to send love notes to me, to say, To Annabeth Chase, not just Wise Girl. Athena agrees. Poseidon is currently being healed.

Hephaestus: Says that as long as we stay away from the forges, we're good.

Clarisse: Says 'Prissy isn't as much of a wimp as usual anymore, but you're still better than he is. Ooh! Newbies. Gonna go give them a tour of the bathrooms . . . and the toilets.'

Grover: 'Baa! You and Percy are DATING?'

And let's not forget . . . Percy has ticked off a lot of gods, mortals, monsters, demigods and titans. Who knows what they have to say . . . you know what, for the first time in possibly a millennia, a child of Athena doesn't want to know. This is Annabeth Chase, signing out.

So, what did you think?

Review. I'll update. This is only until I get past my writer's block, but I will still try to update my other stories. I will take suggestions, too.