It all started on a nice, moonlight night in Onion's onion house made of onions and the blood of his victims. He was organizing his switchblade combs and his greaser jackets.(Onion has another life as a greaser because he smells like shit.) while he was doing that, someone was knocking on his door. Onion approaches the door and opens it. There's a man whose morbidly obese at the door. He's wearing a Speedo that reads "I ❤ Jim Crow." "H-h-hello onion-Chan. M-m-my name i-is Ronaldo." onion then begins to blush. Onion hasn't seen a man so beautifully obese in his entire fuckin life. Onion then takes his hand and puts it on his face. As for the other hand, he uses it to softly grasp his bum bum and then they start kissing. Ronaldo let's out a great moan of pleasure and tells onion to finger his pee pee hole. Onions fingers shapeshift into individual penises and they all force their way into ronaldo's flexible mee mee hole. "OH SHIT ONION. OH YEAHHHH~~~~~" screams Ronaldo in a voice of satisfaction. Onion then releases his penises. Ronaldo, who is out of breath, says,"Eat me out you Pillsbury Dough Boy ;) ? ﾟﾘﾘ? ﾟﾒﾩ? ﾟﾒﾩ." Onion then puts on his greaser outfit so he can he the ass in style and grace. Ronaldo pulls his racist Speedo down. Onion then sees ronaldo's beautiful, suckable penis. His penis was about 9 inches with a tattoo on the tip that read,"Mom." Ronaldo then bends over for onion and starts twerking like a Nigger. Onions fingers and toes turn into tongues and they start licking ronaldo's nice, plump, round asshole. Ronaldo screams"OH YEAH MR. KRABS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Ronaldo then chums the thickest load of his entire existence. Onion then smears that load onto his lips and they start making out. As they are making out, Ronaldo is touching onion in the ding ding, massaging it slowly. His winkle wonkle then starts to go erect, it rises to about a whopping 18 inches. Ronaldo stops kissing onions cum stained lips and goes for his bendable slinkie. Ronaldo then starts giving that nigga oral. Onion then whips out his mp3 player and starts playing We built this city on rock and roll, because this called for some seductive music. Ronaldo was sucking that NIGGA like a vacuum cleaner until he started to cum in his mouth. The cum was too much to swallow so Ronaldo tried to pull away, but onion made him swallow. Ronaldo thought his stomach was going to explode, but he was enjoying it. He thought,"This is better than the time I was whipped by black people. I love this more than that tbh" Onions humongous load is finally released. Onion then takes ronaldo's plumpie bummie and sticks his nice black nigger/Mexican cock into his abrasive asshole. Ronaldo let's out a moan of pleasure and tells him to go faster. As onion is going faster, his fingers and toes shapeshift into nniggers and they start licking ronaldo's sexy thick monstrous bod. The finger nigs then start trapping to iggy azalea as they lick his body. RONALDO SCREAMS." OMG THIS IS BETTER THAN A MINION MEME. AH AH AH AH AH IM GOING TO CUM ONION OPEN YOUR MOUTH BIG BOY." ONIPN IS NOW GOING LIGHTSPEED IN HIS ASSHOLE. THEY GO SO FAST THAT THEY START TO DRILL INTO THE EARTHS CRUST. THEY MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE EARTHS CRATER AND THEYRE BOTH MOANIMG IN PLEASURE. IM CUMMING." SCREAMS RONALDO. ONION OPENS WIDE AND RONALDO SQUIRTS HIS LOAD INTO ONIONS MOUTH. AND THEN ONION CUMS AND BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND DIES. And then the Crystal gems save Ronaldo and then Ronaldo dies because he's sad.
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