So. Due to my extreame frustration with all the stupid Percabeth fanfics, I've decided to put together a parody about a Mary Sue who falls in love with Percy and tries to steal him back. So I hope you hate it!

Kayz o this is a ttly awsm storie about the gorgeous daughter of Nike Hershey Brookes Pearl Chase the twin sister of Annabeth chase. No I'm not an obsessive fan girl, I just LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE PERCABEHT! So I hope ya lurv it!

Hershy's Pov

HI! My name is Hershey Brookes Perl Chase. My twin sister is Annabeth. We are twins and we look exactly alike. When I was born, my mommy Athena thought I was so much prettier than annabeth so she sent me to a awesome home with these super rich people. I grew up real good. I was RICH. But when I truned 9 my daddy got drunk and started beeting me. I ran away. So from ages 8 - 16 I lived in bad places. First, I lived on the street for a whole two days. Then these black guys came and sold me as a slave to the Japanese. I worked so hard but soon, I developed super strength from lifting all thoes rocks!1! Ohmygawds they were heavy. Smy beautiful blonde air was runiind. I didn't curl like I wanted to.

But anyway when I was 16 this really hot guy with black hair and green eyes came and saved me. And took me to camphalfblood

Percy's POV

I saved this girl from evil Japaneesee. She was so pretty! I took her to camp halfblood. Annabeth was mad.

Herchy's POV

Perseus took me to camp. He was so hot and muscular. When we landed from his pegasis an ugly blonde girl who looked like me came up and kissed him. They kissed for 3 hours! It was like their lips were glued to get her! Sometimes, I could even see their tounges. Soon, percy took the blonde girls shirt off (guyz, sry 4 da A/N but I just gotta say dis. I was gonna do a lemon, but I decided not to. Tnks dats all) finly Percy noticed me. Blondie glared at me and looked evil.

" Percy, baby she said who's this?"

"oh just this hot girl I saved."

" what! You love her more than me! How could you? We're through!" she said and stormed off

"so…." percy said. " I guess I'm available. He said and wiggled his eyebrows. Suddenly a minotaur leaped out and knocked me out!

Okay guys! that's all for today1111111! I hope you totally luvd it! Be sure to review but no flames. They make me cry. Anyways, I want 10 reviews b4 I update or ill kill myself!

Anyway luv yall!