Authors Note: You THINK you know the reason why flamers are hated, but you know NOTHING! The purpose of this story is to stretch the beliefs of the annoyance of flaming! So… yeah! Hope you enjoy!
One day, Pippin, Merry, Samwise and Frodo were at Frodo's hobbit house, sitting on a random sofa and checking their FanFiction reviews for their stories they had posted the previous day, when Pippin read this review on his story about Hobbits:
'Pippin', you are some idiot who thinks you can pull off pretending to REALLY be Pippin. You are the sort of guy who just wastes his/her life mucking around and framing mythical characters! Change your name to something like "The Big Fat Framer" and stop wasting my time! Go get a life you loser!
Pippin fell off the couch and passed out.
When Pippin finally woke up, the hobbits started to question him.
"What happened?"
"Why'd you pass out?"
"Do you prefer the floor to the couch?"
"Why is your face going white?"
"Do you wanna have a mushroom party?"
"Mr Frodo will make you feel better!"
"Wanna see my reviews?"
Everyone glared at Frodo. "What? I have some really cool reviews!"
Pippin finally seated himself back onto the sofa and pointed to his laptop.
"He must've had such a great review he fainted?" Merry suggested.
"Let's have a look!" exclaimed Frodo.
They read the review aloud and then froze.
Samwise spoke up; ending the awkward silence that had lay upon them. "Who would write such a thing, Mr Frodo?"
"I have no idea… but they obviously don't like being nice!"