This poem… thing… is in tune to Jar Of Hearts by Christina Perri. Never heard of the song? Please look it up then
HOPE YOU LOVE MY PARADOY! I THINK IT IS HILARICALZ!
Oh no Gandolf can't take one more step… anymore.
Because all he's feeling is regret!
And Frodo knows that he's not, his ghost anymore!
He lost the love he loved the most!
Haldir learnt to live, half a life!
Now he tells me one more time!
Who does Gollum think he is?
Running round chasing twigs!
Collecting his jar of farts,
And turning it into arts.
He's gonna catch a cold!
From the ice inside his sole!
So he better stay away from me,
Who does he think he is?
I heard Gandolf's asking all around,
If Frodo's anywhere to be found.
But the hobbit's grown too strong,
To ever confess with this song!
He learnt to live, half a life!
Now he's asking one more time.
Why doesn't Gandolf leave me alone?
I swear he has a clone.
He goes wherever I go,
That's why I hate him so!
He's gonna catch a cold,
From the ice inside his sole.
So he is GONNA stay away from me,
Or otherwise he's gonna wish he never met me!
It took so long just to feel alright!
Frodo/Haldir remember how they almost put an end to their lives!
They wish they had missed the first time that they met!
Because they almost broke their friendship!
But now they're not sad, they are actually glad! (saying)
Who do you guys think you are?
Running round doing stuff!
We have had enough!
So why don't you shut the hell up?
We just want you to know,
That you used to be like our bro's
But now that your mean to me,
I could eat you like a jelly bean!
And who do you think you are?
And who do you think you are?
And who does Gandolf a Gollum think they are?