Title - The Awkward Giveaway
Pairing - MinaKushi
Summary - Kushina's speaking habits amuses Minato, especially on a particular morning.
Warnings - Very faint mentions and references to sexual intercourse, cursing
Notes - I feel dirty, even though I wasn't even going into details; possibly because it's my first time ever incorporating anything sexual in writing (Just to let you know, I am a seventeen-going-to-eighteen year old virgin).^^; The references are probably not worthy of a T rating, but the short mentions of cursing might, although it's only a few times. Anyway, yeah, I should be updating other stuff, like "It Matters" and my drabble collection of pairings, but I haven't been in the mood to write anything. I'm kind of pulling things together, though, so don't worry, "It Matters" is going to be updated soon.:D This just came to me while I was trying to sleep at night, along with another one-shot I'll be uploading later. Also, the whole entire thing where Kushina says 'like' takes the place of her saying 'Dattebane'.
Count - 386 words (not including the words above the apostrophes)
Disclaimer - Me no own NARUTO.:3
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Kushina opened the bathroom cabinet, peering within the shelved expanse as her eyes scanned the various pill bottles.
"You know, Kushina," Minato Namikaze said as he stepped into Kushina's territory, "I've been meaning to ask; why do you prefer taking pills over using protection?"
"Because!" The fiery headed -both literally and figuratively - woman shouted out of habit, feeling coiled up and corner with Minato next to her. She cleared her throat before continuing, more calmly. "Because, like -" Damn. She watched Minato smile at her phrase. "Because, it feels weird having that elastic piece between us."
Minato nodded his head in agreement. "True, true. But who was the one who suggested the use of a condom the first time around?" He ended the statement with a chuckle that intensified with the addition of Kushina's blush.
"Like, shut up!" Her hand lifted to her face in aggravation, her fingers deftly working on rubbing the temple to relax. "You were the one who mentioned it in the first place, dumbass! I was just following through what you, and everyone else I might add, suggested." She grunted the last word out, no longer looking at her blond husband in order to hide her monstrous blush. Her face soon turned crestfallen. "Seriously, Minato, we had this conversation before."
Those wise blue eyes continued to look at the body of his mate. "Kushina, I already told you, if we have a child it would be fine. I appreciate your concern with keeping me a bachelor, but you shouldn't forget about my feelings for you, either. If you think you're ready for motherhood, I'm sure I can prepare myself in being a father."
He waited, wanting his words to sink in, gladly using the waiting time to admire his wife. When no reaction came from her, however, he glanced at her questionably and with concern. His wife slowly turned to look at him, an embarrassed look on her face.
"Um, like, um, what if I told you I was already pregnant?"
Kushina only had a second to prepare herself for the hugging assault from her husband.
"Honey, that's great!"
"Yeah. Yeah…"
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"I didn't think you'd believe me! How do you know I'm not pulling your leg?"
"With your stuttering, it's easy to tell."
"The hell?"