Welcome to my new parody fanfiction! Please enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors
Chapter 1
It was a dull day in new-leaf, and Tigerstar somehow had to earn 30,000,000 dollars for the clan police within sixty days. How in the name of the Dark Forest was he supposed to do that? He lazily flipped through pages of a newspaper, before the idea struck him. Tigerstar cackled, clapping his paws together. He was going to run a boot camp.
The evil leader looked upon the piece of property he now owned, and the building that loomed in front of him which was labeled "Tigerstar's Boot Camp". Today was the first day of business, and he decided entry fees were thirty percent off.
Entry Fee: $200 per month
He padded inside, eager to see what awaited him. Tigerstar wondered when his new staff would arrive, and then suddenly a brown tabby tom who looked exactly like Tigerstar sulked in.
"Momma forced me to do boot camp, now here's two hundred bucks and a note," Brambleclaw groaned before padding away. Tigerstar watched his son walk away before reading Goldenflower's note.
Our babies don't feel loved because you betrayed them and fell in love with that rogue. I do too.
-Your ex-mate Goldenflower
Tigerstar ripped the paper into shreds before walking into his bedroom inside the camp, where pictures of Goldenflower and Sasha were decorated across the room.
"Oh Golden baby, oh Sasha honey...I don't know who to love more!" Tigerstar wailed, hugging pictures of his two ex-mates.
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