Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING (but myself) in this fic. Im just using them





I will never quit. I am too talented. But please review it makes me feel like im funny. To my friend Dee. Since you put me in your fic, I'll put you in this one. And to my other friend pureVENOM, never give up. You are funny so don't say your not. Now please excuse me because this being serious irritates me. Lets roll.



Demented Crossovers



Lord of the Rings

Kee: Dude you have HUGE feet

Frodo: Im a hobbit

Meru: You're ugly too

Dee is dragging Legolas by his hair to a nearby room (fanfic magic I can do what I want)

Legolas: What are you going to do to me?

Dee: You'll see

Dee drags him in the room, but in fact he wasn't struggling and had a grin, closed the door there is a lot of funny noises coming from there

Dart: They will never be seen again

Meru & Shana: MAKE OUT SESSION (girlish giggles)

Kee: I hope he has protection

Merry: Don't worry, he has a bow

Haschel: I bet your 60 just like me Mr. Gandolf

Gandolf: . . .

Kee: (slaps Frodo) MY RING (steals ring)



Suddenly the orcs come

Frodo: They're coming for the ring!

Kee: (giving the ring back) You can have it!

Kongol: I kill them!!!!

Albert: No you won't

Rose: Mr. Tickles SAVE ME!!!

Rose holds up a teddy bear hoping it would protect her. . .(note: Hoping for a teddy bear to save her? She's dead)

Frodo: Look a monster

Monster: ROAR!!!!!

Frodo: (being taken away) EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barney

Kee: DIE SON OF A BITCH!! DIE!!!!!!!!!(Note: Please excuse me from my bad language)

Kee knocks the purple creature down and bashes him over with a glowing marble he got for Christmas suddenly he transforms into a dragoon!

Kee: Im a Dragoon!!

Dragoons: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOA PLEASE NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Dee: COOL!!!!

Kee: Im the Dragoon of the hyper dragon

Rose: There was such a thing?

Kee: MY ARMOR IS PINK?????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dee please color it

Dee: Ok

Dee gets Crayons and colors the armor dark green

Kee: Thanks Dee. Now to kill Barney

Kee bites off Barneys head and eats it

Reader: EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Yet cool.



Telletubbies (I will get my revenge for the nightmares they gave me)



Dart: The sun here is a babies face!

Meru: CUTE

Suddenly the Telletubbies pop out

Telletubbies: Hello

Dee & Kee (that rhymed): TV

Kee is turning the dials on the TV on their stomachs while Dee is bending the antenna thingy on its head for reception. Soon they are watching Gundom Wing through the TV

Evil Telletubbie: Tee hee hee me like tummy-vision

Kee: QUIET FREAK!!!!!!!!

Evil Telletubbie: . . .

Kongol: Kee get dragoons out here NOW!!

Kee: Grrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . .(bites Kongol in the arm and won't let go)

Kongol: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Miranda: He's like that every time he watches TV

Harry Potter



Prof. McGonagall: Welcome to Hogwarts

Kee: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kee Grabs a broom and flies away like a Maniac but later crashes

Meru: (with a wand) ABRA-KADABRA

Albert: Meru . . .no that's not right it's like this HOCUS-POCUS

Lloyd: What a cool dog

Lloyd pets Fluffy but then gets eaten

Dart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Now I'll never get a kiss from him it's my wish

All: O.O

Kee: Don't worry it's just in this part he'll be back

Dart: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Shana: I didn't know Dart was gay

Kee: Me neither

Harry: I don't know you people. Are you in Gryffindoor?

Kee: Quiet nerd

Harry: That's mean

Kee: I know. I was intending to do that

Kee slaps Harry screaming "MINE!!!" and stealing his broom, then flies away. . .

But crashes again . . .

South Park

Kyle: Dude, weird people

Kee and Cartman are in playing that "kick in your nuts" game. Kee went first

Kee: I WIN

Kongol accidentally kills Dart by sitting on him

Haschel: Oh my Soa, he killed Dart

Meru: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!

Kee: Does anyone care?

All: No

Now Kongol sits on Kenny and kills him

Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny

Kyle: YOU BASTARD

Meru: COWS!!! They give us EGGS!!!

Miranda: No stupid its milk

Meru: What did you call me again bitch???!!!

Meru kicks Mirandas ass again

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Umpa-Lumpas: Umpa Dumpa

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

All: KEE! GET! US! OUT! OF! HERE!

Kee isn't listening. He is in fetal position, scared, and chanting "Im in the land of cookies" over and over



All: Were all stuck here till he snaps out of it.which is never..

The End

I know it was odd. But you gotta love me. Please review that way I feel happy