A/N: see below
Warnings: Big Brother - what? NO voting, NO script, NO "Hints of Slash" today... the world is coming to an end.
Day 20-I Dont Even Know Whats Going On Anymore
It's a typical day in the household for many our favorite residents - Draco is applying hair products with all the precision and care of a $200/hour hairdresser, Hermione and Lupin are reading; Voldemort and Dumbledore are playing tiddlywinks ("Tom, I sense your squidger hand is a bit tense.." "Quiet, Albus...") Harry and Sirius are having a godfather-godson bonding session, trying to fix the broken pole vault pole in the backyard while Tonks watches on from the back porch. And Snape is most likely causing trouble somewhere.
BUT ALL IS NOT WELL in our idyllic household!! Suddenly a loudspeaker accouncement comes on. The housemates look up, surprised. It must be Big Brother-
"ATTENTION, HOUSEMATES! This is Big Brother. We regret to inform you.. we... also regret for the sake of our own ego, that there is a power LOFTIER than we. This power, let us name it, 'The Administration' has requested that we change a few key points in the running of this household. For one, no script format--"
Sirius looks up from the tape he's using to bind the pole, "WHAT!?"
Big Brother continues, unphased. "And no voting on part of the audience. Apparently interaction in a forum for creative writing and constructive feedback is not allowed."
Meanwhile, in the sun room, Lord Voldemort flips a wink into Dumbledore's tea. "IMPOSSIBLE!" he cries as the tea gently splashes the front of Dumbledore's beard.
"Don't worry, Tom, they never listen to you anyway," chuckles Dumbledore.
"FEAR NOT, TheAuthor begs to differ with The Administration, and thus will be continuing the story Elsewhere," continues Big Brother.
In the backyard, Harry frowns. "Does that mean we have to move?"
"I'm afraid so, Mr. Potter. But don't worry - you won't get out of trouble so easily...."
A/N: I hope that made it clear, friends. the only BBHPS you'll find on this site. See it quick before this gets taken down for some reason or another, and find the link to the whole thing on my profile. ;-} oh yeah, and you can always review..
Warnings: Big Brother - what? NO voting, NO script, NO "Hints of Slash" today... the world is coming to an end.
Day 20-I Dont Even Know Whats Going On Anymore
It's a typical day in the household for many our favorite residents - Draco is applying hair products with all the precision and care of a $200/hour hairdresser, Hermione and Lupin are reading; Voldemort and Dumbledore are playing tiddlywinks ("Tom, I sense your squidger hand is a bit tense.." "Quiet, Albus...") Harry and Sirius are having a godfather-godson bonding session, trying to fix the broken pole vault pole in the backyard while Tonks watches on from the back porch. And Snape is most likely causing trouble somewhere.
BUT ALL IS NOT WELL in our idyllic household!! Suddenly a loudspeaker accouncement comes on. The housemates look up, surprised. It must be Big Brother-
"ATTENTION, HOUSEMATES! This is Big Brother. We regret to inform you.. we... also regret for the sake of our own ego, that there is a power LOFTIER than we. This power, let us name it, 'The Administration' has requested that we change a few key points in the running of this household. For one, no script format--"
Sirius looks up from the tape he's using to bind the pole, "WHAT!?"
Big Brother continues, unphased. "And no voting on part of the audience. Apparently interaction in a forum for creative writing and constructive feedback is not allowed."
Meanwhile, in the sun room, Lord Voldemort flips a wink into Dumbledore's tea. "IMPOSSIBLE!" he cries as the tea gently splashes the front of Dumbledore's beard.
"Don't worry, Tom, they never listen to you anyway," chuckles Dumbledore.
"FEAR NOT, TheAuthor begs to differ with The Administration, and thus will be continuing the story Elsewhere," continues Big Brother.
In the backyard, Harry frowns. "Does that mean we have to move?"
"I'm afraid so, Mr. Potter. But don't worry - you won't get out of trouble so easily...."
A/N: I hope that made it clear, friends. the only BBHPS you'll find on this site. See it quick before this gets taken down for some reason or another, and find the link to the whole thing on my profile. ;-} oh yeah, and you can always review..