Baddie-B-Gone
Disclaimer: I do not own Megaman X or any of its sequels. I do not own Donkey Kong or any of its sequels. I do not own Skies of Arcadia. If that ever changes, I'll let you know.
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SilverShadow: Are you sick and tired of having to deal with the same old bad guy again and again?
(Cuts to scene of Megaman X fighting Sigma. Switches to scene of Donkey Kong fighting K. Rool.)
SilverShadow: Are you worried about that whole 'comes back for revenge' thing?
(Cuts to scene of Vyse Aika, Fina, and Enrique fighting last-form Ramirez. Camera slowly pans up to show Ramirez's face, contorted with fury.
SilverShadow: Well, fear no more! With our brand spanking' new product, Baddie-B-Gone, you just spray the remains of your foe after you've thoroughly trashed him or her, and run for cover!
(Cuts to Megaman X, who spray's Sigma's remains with a can labeled Baddie-B-Gone, and runs behind a nearby building. A loud BOOM sounds as a few small pieces of debris fall on and around him. X gives us a thumbs up.
Scene switches to Donkey Kong, who sprays it on K. Rool. D.K. runs behind the nearest clump of trees. He gets the same results, and gives us a thumbs up as well.
Scene switches to Vyse, who sprays Ramirez's silver crystal and hurriedly chucks it over the side of the Delphinus, with the same fantastic results. BOOM! He gives us a thumbs up.)
SilverShadow: And now, for the same low price of $19.95, (which equals 20 credit chips, 3 gold pieces, or 100 bananas,) you'll get a SECOND can of Baddie-B-Gone absolutely free! All you have to do is dial 1-800- BDBGONE! That's 1-800-BDBGONE! Call now! Not sold in stores on Neo Earth, Donkey Kong Island, or Arcadia.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Megaman X or any of its sequels. I do not own Donkey Kong or any of its sequels. I do not own Skies of Arcadia. If that ever changes, I'll let you know.
* Stage light pans on. Camera turns on. *
SilverShadow: Are you sick and tired of having to deal with the same old bad guy again and again?
(Cuts to scene of Megaman X fighting Sigma. Switches to scene of Donkey Kong fighting K. Rool.)
SilverShadow: Are you worried about that whole 'comes back for revenge' thing?
(Cuts to scene of Vyse Aika, Fina, and Enrique fighting last-form Ramirez. Camera slowly pans up to show Ramirez's face, contorted with fury.
SilverShadow: Well, fear no more! With our brand spanking' new product, Baddie-B-Gone, you just spray the remains of your foe after you've thoroughly trashed him or her, and run for cover!
(Cuts to Megaman X, who spray's Sigma's remains with a can labeled Baddie-B-Gone, and runs behind a nearby building. A loud BOOM sounds as a few small pieces of debris fall on and around him. X gives us a thumbs up.
Scene switches to Donkey Kong, who sprays it on K. Rool. D.K. runs behind the nearest clump of trees. He gets the same results, and gives us a thumbs up as well.
Scene switches to Vyse, who sprays Ramirez's silver crystal and hurriedly chucks it over the side of the Delphinus, with the same fantastic results. BOOM! He gives us a thumbs up.)
SilverShadow: And now, for the same low price of $19.95, (which equals 20 credit chips, 3 gold pieces, or 100 bananas,) you'll get a SECOND can of Baddie-B-Gone absolutely free! All you have to do is dial 1-800- BDBGONE! That's 1-800-BDBGONE! Call now! Not sold in stores on Neo Earth, Donkey Kong Island, or Arcadia.
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