Announcement: I don't own anything! Weird Al's song "White and Nerdy" inspired this!
They see me typing on my keyboard
writing all these awesome fics!
I know they be thinkin I'm so white and Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Can'tcha see I'm white and Kawaii
Look at me it's plain to see I'm so white and Kawaii
I wanna roll with the decent authors
but so far they think I my writing sucks
Soon they will see just how good I can be!
I'm white and Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Last in my class here at my local high school
got mad writing skills and an awesome OC
Dunkie is my favorite M.C.
He needs to dump that C.I.T. and be with me!
You can order your earl gray tea that just means more booze for me
then I'll proceed to take off all my clothes and sleep with anybody!
Don't you dare judge me you have no right!
If you do you're looking for an illiterate fight!
All my action figures are Duncan I collected over 53
Stephanie Meyer's is the only author in my library
you may think that's scary but on the contrary you're just acting like Gwen's
My story has over 200 reviews
don't even get me started with story traffic! Over 3,000 views just today!
People beg me to be in my story
they want all my fanfiction glory!
I don't know much about spelling
but don't don't be flaming!
You all need to quit dwelling!
I lack writing skills on more then one level
I have some really awesome hair it's better then Gwen's
with my hair and my clothes I'm one sexy devil
I order all my sandwiches with a side of Duncan
I'm a wiz at Pokémon I could play for days!
When I write my stories the reviews last for days
once you read my stories you'll stay amazed!
I'll do whatever it takes to make my story unique
there aint nothing I won't write that won't make you shriek
I'll even give Duncan super powers!
I can keep writing this stuff for hours!
I like Panic at the disco and my chemical romance!
the theme song to glee is the best
because it has no words for me to remember
I don't like it when the shows try to make you remember the words to songs!
Is this some twisted test?
I'll ace any total drama trivia just don't ask me their names!
I don't like it when people play this flame game
I'm not fluent in English
I'm not fluent in Spanish
I'm not Fluent in German
I'm not fluent in Italian
I'm not fluent in Japanese
I'm not fluent in ANYTHING! =(
I don't even know what Fluent means!...Is it contagious?
They see me typing on my new laptop
they try to
Smash it!
Crash it!
Hack it!
I know in my heart
they Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Think I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
can't you just see you're all jealous of me?
Look at me me! It's plain to see I'm white and Kawaii
I'd like to write with the other authors
although it's apparent
I'm to white and Kawaii
Think I'm Just so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
I'm just so white and Kawaii
how did I get so white & Kawaii?
I've been readin all my reviews
Didn't know what to do
I made another alter ego!
I called him LadyDude and started talkin to myself
with my great story it could get published and hit the bookstore shelves!
People be dissin
on my OC
my OC needs to be protected by me!
I need to defend her!
I reviewed myself
but it's all a blurr!
Have you ever O-M-G-L-O-L-W-T-F-B-B-Q-B-F-F?
I love my chat speak!
When I talk like that
people think I'm a freak
I got a hobby!
It's writing!
When my friends need ideas
they avoid calling me!
I got myself a notebook
Wal-Mart was having 50% off
I got 5 so I could write on the go!
You never know when the ideas will start to flow!
Spend my nights with pictures of Duncan I printed out
when I saw the pictures of him kissing Gwen and Courtney I started to shout
I love him so much!
I hope the kids at school don't find out!
I'm Kawaii to the extreme
I'm every guys dream!
I make the girls cream!
When people see me in the hall they scream!
They see my updating!
They be laughin
they be yellin!
They be reportin!
Because I'm so white and Kawaii
Just because I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Just because I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
I wanna write a fics with the good authors!
But oh well, It's obvious to me
I'm too white and Kawaii
Just because I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
Just because I'm so white and Kawaii
White & Kawaii
This is all sung by Haley/Jasmine and it's in her POV
Please listen to weird Al's "White and Nerdy" for full effect!
By the way this is inspired by that awful trollfic "The Phrase that Pai's"