Staring: Isabella Swan as everything from witchy human to alienated werewolf in a series of cracktastic drabbles.

Please note that: each drabble will be 100 words in length. This is deliberate. Stop reading now if you're looking for a story of epic proportion. While each drabble will be AU by default, they mightn't be connected with previous 'chapters'. Comments and criticism welcomed by author.

Disclaimer: The Twilight series is owned by Stephenie Meyer.

Prompt: bite (or: when paranoia is prudent planning)


Her novelty lighter is spent, an object of no further value. There is a look of disbelief on the shirtless bastard's face. He is overcome by gravity, by earth's centripetal force and the inevitability of the situation. He is cascading fire. A brilliant flair fed as if by gas.

It is quick.

It is painful.

Purple ash is left curling on the current of broken window and open door. She is on the ground, bitten and screaming, breathing in the dead- death- her first kill.

Magnificent, is the thought that changes what was once to happen. Then, you are mine.